The Dude

“"Dude, I just wish ya wouldn't use so many cuss words."

"What the f@ck ya talkin' about?"

I love that movie”

“Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in

I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in
I got up so tight I couldn't unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in

Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta Memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah”

“...and a bonus cookie, if you know who sung it.”

“You did Rad. I just saw you.”

“damn.”

“Where's my cookie?”

“you can take this cookie

and stick it up your HAWR! LOL!!!!”

“

Skinny Kenny Rogers

NOW WHERE'S MY COOKIE?”

“I rented the Big Labowski again this weekend. It was funnier the second time.

bacpac abides”

“damned straight, buddur!

kenny rogers and the first edition.”

“cough up the cookie!”

“Can I have one too please?”

“share it, ya bums!”

“I think I just saw one of those chocolate chips move.”

“they can't move, they're made of poop.”

“That explains it. And I thought it was the Lagavulin.”

“i'm drinking, very appropriately, a white russian.

with real milk, not nondairy creamer.

omigawd! and that song is playing on my cd player. very dude.”

“I'll have some Milk please. Hold the booze.”

“just put a dash of coffee in it and pretend.”

“I just made some chocochip cookies last night. What a coinkydink #8')”

“hash brownies are NOT chocolate chip cookies, man.”

“Can I use hot co-co instead. I don't do coffee either.”

“no, you can't.”

“Can I still be THE DUDE even if I refuse?”

“Nilists!”

“What the heck is a "cuppa"? Is it a specific hot drink, or is it a catch-all term? Will someone please hit me up on this one?”

“hey! we'll cut your nuts off!”

“cuppa = coffee”

“I don't think they developed the Jesus character enough. He was too cool for school. I wanted to see him tangled in the pin placing mechanism.”

“ouch!”

“that was very un-dude.”

“I am a nihilist too.”

“What is a nihilist?”

“"donny, these men are nihilists. there's nothing to be afraid of."”

“Donnie! SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!”

“you are OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!!!”

“So what is a Nihilist?”

“ni·hil·ism
Pronunciation: 'nI-(h)&-"li-z&m, 'nE-
Function: noun
Etymology: German Nihilismus, from Latin nihil nothing -- more at NIL
Date: circa 1817

1 a : a viewpoint that traditional values and beliefs are unfounded and that existence is senseless and useless b : a doctrine that denies any objective ground of truth and especially of moral truths

2 a (1) : a doctrine or belief that conditions in the social organization are so bad as to make destruction desirable for its own sake independent of any constructive program or possibility (2) capitalized : the program of a 19th century Russian party advocating revolutionary reform and using terrorism and assassination b : TERRORISM

- ni·hil·ist /-list/ noun or adjective”

“i'm more of an annihilator.”

“Main Entry: an·ni·hi·late
Pronunciation: &-'nI-&-"lAt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -lat·ed; -lat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin annihilatus, past participle of annihilare to reduce to nothing, from Latin ad- + nihil nothing -- more at NIL
Date: 1525
transitive senses
1 a : to cause to be of no effect : NULLIFY b : to destroy the substance or force of
2 : to regard as of no consequence
3 : to cause to cease to exist; especially : KILL
4 a : to destroy a considerable part of b : to vanquish completely : ROUT
intransitive senses, of a particle and its antiparticle : to vanish or cease to exist by coming together and changing into other forms of energy (as radiation or particles)
- an·ni·hi·la·tion /-"nI-&-'lA-sh&n/ noun
- an·ni·hi·la·tor /-"lA-t&r/ noun
- an·ni·hi·la·to·ry /-'nI-&-l&-"tOr-E, -"tor-/ adjective”

“yep, that's me.”

“but i'm a nice version of that.”

“Unless your pissed”

“yeah, then i am the mean annihilator, instead of the friendly annihilator! LOL!!!!”

“Wow! That would be SO AMAZING!”

“I believe someone was annihilating some brewski's last night.”

“I answered the phone today at work and said "DUDE".
They seemed confused. I guess they didn't see the movie.
LOL! It was funny.”