HAPPY BIDDY RADDY!

“OK, so it is a couple days away (March 8). I'm sure it will take us that long to ROAST you properly on the skewer.

(I had to get you here cuz that darn ICQ biddy music came blasting out at me when I turned on my computer today. WHOA..NOW I'M AWAKE, THANK YOU!!)

Also.......I wanted to beat AmyG to it!! moooooohahahahaa

Hope your 30th is great Rad! (hehehehe... no, I've never started rumors ever in my life!)”

“you got me a 30 year old biddy?!?!?!?!

is she a hOOters waitress?!?!?!?!”

“30? This means that you no longer have to sit stage side and cough up $1 bills. You are old enough to sit in the back.

Happy B'day”

“i'm not 30!

and i ALWAYS sit at the back!”

“Pimp Daddy's Birthday! Happy Birthday raddy! I'd send you a Hooter's girl but Jen might object;-)”

“Happy birthday Rad.

Lizz, I think we all got that ICQ thing.”

“I know this poem seems kinda skimpin`
but what do you get one that`s pimpin`
I wanted to get you more than this shows
but you got it all, you got all dem Hos
and I even thought about gettin` you somethin` there dude
but what could I get the Pimpin` Daddy and not get screwed
I`d have the dough too, iffin` they didn`t make me pay
so all you`s gonna get is this poem, have a Happy Birthday”

“Cheers, Rad.
(o:”

“Yumblilicious birthday to Mr. Radagast-aroo.”

“yipee!!

cake and beer!”

“Happy birfday, fishboy! Cheers!

Lizs, ya beat me to it! LOL
BTW, I think mel's b-day is soon upon us...Bonzai also?


”

“what's with everyone getting stuff from harrythecat site? Fill me in...oh, by the way, another pisces here but way over 30...although my son will be 30 this month, does that count for something?????”

“Salute Rad-man!”

“Happy day rad, they meant sit at the back of the bar not at her back. lol Thirty is a good round number enjoy it.”

“i'm going to be 28!

and i sit at the back of the room because all of the dancers come back and sit with you when they get tired of dancing and stuff!”

“Lets pitch in and buy rad a table dance.”

“sweet! you rule. i bow to your genius mind.”

“Count me in for the table dance, but I won't wish you a happy biddy for two more days. Hope the dance is enough for now.”

“Happy Birthday Raddy. I'll chip in on the table dance. You best enjoy it tho!”

“I mailed a gift to you. I just put to radagast. I hope the mail people know what to do with it.”

“30, huh? I'll send you a special limited-edition lithograph of the donkey pics you like so well.

Still have enough lungpower to wipe out the candles? 30 candles sure will put out a lot of heat and light. . . .

:)”

“Radman
Happy B-Day man. I'll pitch in on that lap dance too bro.”

“As they used to say back in the the Stone Age (the 60's):
Never trust anyone over 30.
Raddy, can we also buy you a lap dance for your birthday?”

“yeah, maybe ice tea will dance on your lap”

“i'm NOT 30!!!!!

lizs, i'm going to beat you! LOL!!!!”

“He's really gonna be 9 years old.”

“yes, i will be!

thank you!”

“28 is such an innocent age. Now dry behind your ears.”

“Happy b-day Rad. Now mend that knee and march!”

“Bonne Fete mon ami! Enjoy 28, it only comes once!! :-P”

“Happy Birthday Rad. Hope you do get that lap dance, and I hope she's REALLY HOT, and I hope she's a real GRINDER!!!

Peace.”

“How pathetic, a lap dance. Disrespecting your wife, that's the way to start the next year of your life :[”

“LH
Are you jealous cause you didn't get a Chipendales dancer for your last birthday?”

“28 ?? wow....still a grasshopper!....i will bring a cake and deliver the paddlings at the upcoming cumby trip.
Salud and Happy days on the trails Radman....
Long may you run....er...hike........”

“i don't know what to do!

i don't think i've ever been this old before!”

“LOL Dude!

No raddy, you've never been this old before. Guess what? You'll be even older next year. Is this a long approach to your birthday or what?”

“ragass is gay.”

“gee, and you were wondering why you got reamed on your "jackass" thread. go figure.”

“Best wishes Rad, but instead of a lap dance, why don't you take the Hooter waitresses over to your nearest REI and personally fit them for backpacks and climbing harnesses. Gear and gals sounds like your idea of a good time!”

“walkindude, I've got my own personal Chippendale, my husband. He's hunky and I get kisses and hugs from him without having to give him dollars, lol.

Guys, save your dollars & buy your wives and girlfriends something nice.”

“What? For YOUR birthday? No way!

Rad, take your money and give it to some babe you don't know in exchange for seeing her naked. You both will be happy!”

“Happy birfday, radagast!
[clink]
[chug]
[BRAAAAAAP]”

“Hippo Birdie Two Ewes, Radagast - You young whipper-snapper you! ;-)”

“LH
Your husband is a Chipendale?!?!
Is that how he was able to aford that motorcycle for ya?
So it's OK that HE'S a Chipendale but lap dances from chicks are a no no? What a philosophy?!?!?”

“Is this still the prebirthday thread or have we finally reached the blessed day?”

“yay! i'm 28! whoo-hoo!

now, where's my beer?”

“Happy biddy, Raddy! 30 becomes you!!! Mooooooooohahahaahaha!!!!!!!”

“Have a splashingly good bidet!”

“lizs is pickin' on me!”

“Rad, Happy b day. DID you get spanked!”