some one is talking to me

“I got into a chat room today, I don't usually do that and I am not up on all the techy stuff. All of a sudden some one is talking to me over the computer, I didn't know my kinda ex wife had it set up, now I know what that microphone is for and what has she been doing? I almost ---- my drawers.”

“It's just the voices in your head. Give them what they want and they'll go away.”

“LOL”

“Like a punch in the gut, eh?”

“It's the sinister ICQ. Once you let it know you exist it will worm its way into your mind and genome and you'll never escape, it'll make animal noises at you and night and follow you around and then one day you go home and there it is in your chair, looking right at you looking at you and that's the end, finis.”

“Exs suck.”

“If Exs sucked they wouldn't be Exs!”

“Just because she did doesn't mean she doesn't.”

“Cool, I know she had a camera that she could set up one time but it had an accident along with the computer after some stuff came up that shouldn't have. Hard drives can be very tough, the monitors are weak and neither one flies worth a damn. The police officers found it some what comical that a guy would beat the sh-t out of a computer in the drive way. If you are worried it takes a whole lot to get me upset but that did the trick. I haven't met a computer I didn't like since.”

“LOL there Lobo!

Steve,.... they`re still after you!

You hear these voices, but there`s no one to see
it gets you to thinkin` someone`s talkin` to me
so, you turn everything off and hide under the bed
but you can`t run from `em Steve, there in your head
you had your chance and you blew your choices
now you`ll have to learn to live hearin` voices
so, tell you what there Steve, don`t give up, what ever you do
because it`s much more fun this way, Hey Steve, they`re after YOU”

“lobo....spring is coming! it is time for some out-of-modem experiences.........head for the great outdoors!!”

“I have a friend who has the whole deal on her PC - microphone, camera, etc - I don't even want to hear about her cyber adventures. I wonder if she worries that her escapades will be available for public viewing all over the net.

Better times are ahead, just ask my ex boyfriend. While the rest of us are spending our week shovelling mountains of snow, he's in the Caribbean captaining a bare boat charter for 4 women. And they paid his way!”

“Your ex is a smarter man than I.”

“We?re politically correct here so you sexual preference will not be held against you tommy.”