PET RAD'S WEINER thread

“Here it is--pet away!”

“ladies only!

thank you!

oooh, that's nice!”

“by the way, it's a 'wiener'.”

“Er ah.... Rad, open your eyes. What are you and toast doing in here?”

“amy is hiding in the corner, now.”

“...beneath me!
do;”

“uh oh. i sense a LGJT part 2 coming on!”

“Geeze Rad, I thought for sure you would have corrected us all stating that it is not a wiener but something grander. Anyways jen lets you keep it, I thought for sure that would be under lock and key on the mantle.”

“wow! i just realized how absolutely disturbing this is!”

“cocktail weenie, fer shure”

“Yes Rad but you live for discussion about your wiener, I thought, that and ho's”

“Errrrr... Rad, how come "Amy's" wig and falsies have fallen off onto the floor. And what's that 5 o'clock shadow about???

Gojo, you might want to be paying attention to this too.

I'm outta here...”

“Shake it at the chicks, they dig that.”

“Where are all the chicks on this thread?

Where's Sarabelle?”

“Burnt toast, I'm hoping your not a guy because if your are and you made a thread like this. That would be mad moe (really gay).”

“Rad has a Weimar?”

“Weimaraner, Rad got a new dog?”

“ATTENTION! I've alerted the vice squad of the existence of this thread. Be aware that evidence of your participation here will go on your permanent record!”

“Wait! I just participated! Oh SH!T!!”

“Better take yer hand off Rad's Weiner Sid.

LOL!”

“burnt toast has been outted by Ice Tea.”

“

MOUNT PLEASANT — Nick Krupp couldn’t help it; he was talking about the vehicle that smashed into the front of his house Friday, and he was chuckling.

The frontal assault at 1200 Kenilworth Ave. had been committed by a wrong-way Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

“Am I supposed to be mad?” said Krupp, 23, who rents the house from his mother. “I can’t believe this.”

Like a 23-foot-long, curved battering ram, the fiberglass frankfurter had slammed into the house foundation, garage door and deck that overhangs the driveway.

The impact lifted and snapped joists supporting the deck, cracked the house foundation and pushed the garage door inward.

A 12-foot tire skid mark showed how fast the wienermobile — powered by a V-8, 350 Vortec engine, according to the company’s Web site — must have accelerated.

Surveying a piece of fiberglass left at the scene, Krupp asked, “That’s part of the bun, right?”

His neighbor, Zachary Nielsen, 11, was there just before noon to see the whole thing. “I thought they were selling (hot dogs),” the boy said. “I ran down here with money in my pocket.”

What he saw and heard afterward from the two female Oscar Mayer employees, as well as the company’s account, was that the young women were on their way to a scheduled wienermobile appearance. They accidently found themselves on dead-end Kenilworth Avenue and pulled into the last driveway on the left to turn around.

One got out to help guide her companion. But the driver had the transmission in a forward gear — not reverse. The giant hot dog hurtled forward and slammed into the house. Nielsen said the impact “sounded like a gunshot.”

No one was home, and no one was injured. A tow truck had to remove the vehicle.

The driver — who Oscar Mayer said was a first-year wienermobile driver — was distraught, Nielsen said. “One was almost starting to cry,” he said. “She was getting emotional.”

Krupp dialed 911 when he came home about 2 p.m. and saw the damage. But until he talked to an officer from the scene, he had no inkling what had caused the damage.

“He said, ‘Man, you’re not going to believe this even if I tell you,’” Krupp recalled.

A Kraft Foods/Oscar Mayer spokeswoman said, “We are working with the local authorities and the appropriate insurance companies to fix the damage and sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may cause the homeowner.”

Krupp’s mother, Paula Righter, may be happy that a company of Kraft’s size may be there to pay the repair bills. Friday, she said, she was about to finalize a homeowners insurance policy with Geico.

When they learned that she needed to file a wienermobile-inflicted claim, she said they rejected her application.


http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2009/07/17/local_news/doc4a611fc2c54e0117965059.txt”

“Looks like it's wedged in there pretty good....”

“Weiners....ya just can't trust em....”

“when Weiners go bad...”

“My weiner is so big It won't even fit inside the house.”

“Chuck Collins, heir to the Oscar-Mayer fortune is an unusual yet cool Guy. He'd laugh at that, since he's giving all the money away.
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“hands off, suckas!”

“That wasn't a hand.”

“awkward silence.....”

“Whatever could it be, then?”

“You can bet there'll be leftover smegma.”

“goodness gracious, look who fell into the abyss.”