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What Is Yer Favert...View MessagesViewing posts 1 to 17 of 17 messages posted.
What Is Yer Favert... “Fishes? I think my favert fishes is trowts. They are funny and they TASTE BAD! less you put them by the fire and make them hot then they are meet and taste good. I like trowt meet. I like to walk aroun with a ded trowt in my mouf but I do not eat them ded but you can bite a leetle bit and a doodoo werm comes out of ther belly. Doodoo werms are good tho. Know what? My daddy grows fishes! The nother time at Cumby Eyland my daddy put a leetle fish (they do not taste good neither) on the fish getter and throwed the leetle fish waaaay off in the water and in a minit got it back to the dert and the fish got BIG! Brids? My favert brids is bellycans. They got a BIG BELLY on ther BIG MOUF. They got a big belly so they can get lots of leetle fishes when they fall in the water REEL FAST and eat them. I like duks to. The nother time that me and my daddy was coming home from Pencil Savannah we stopped at the Presedents to walk aroun on the grass and look at tree rats and ded peeple standin aroun. Ther was a NOT FRIENDLY ranger that yelled "do not get no dogs aroun here!" so we walked to a lake with the Presedents duks. I wanted to smell duk butts so I swimmed in the water and my daddy yelled "do not smell the Presedents duks butts happy nice Sarabelle cuz the Presedents will take us to the POLEESE!" so I jus got a duk fether only that is at my hous by the pakpaker magabooks. I seen a duk one time that lives in the water and he poked out his hed with a leetle fish in his mouf and he said "hey happy nice sarabelle do you want to eat this leetle ded fish?" and I said "no I do not want to eat that leetle ded fish cuz ded fishes are ickypoo and taste bad" so the duk ate the ded fish all by hisself and went back in the water to his duk hous. I like pointy tale grouches cuz they like walkin in the woods jus like me but they do not have brid wings only brid fethers. I seen one and it did not fly off so they do not have brid wings I gess. They look like a chikin. My friend Chip has some chikins and a duk named "chikin". Rats? My favert rats is ratcoons. The only time I seen one I thought it was a BIG FAT kittykitty with his howleen mast on his hed but my daddy said that it was not a kittykitty with a howleen mast on his hed it was a ratcoon. Then the nother time I seen one it was a bunch of ratcoons on the oyster rocks at nite breakin the oyster rocks and gettin the leetle peeces of spam in them end eatin the leetle peeces of spam. I like rock rats to. I seen some leetle bitty rock rats at the Windtooths that was reeeel leetle and FAST runnin! I seen some BIG rock rats to that was big like a ratcoon but they was not fast runnin and jus layed down mostly and walked aroun some. I like leafs rats that walk aroun under the leafs and snew. If you lissen reeeel good you can here them walkin aroun under the leafs and snew and poke yer nose in the leafs and snew and smell ther leetle butts. Tree rats are funny to look at when you are walkin in the woods but they do not never let you smell ther butts cuz they run reeel fast to ther hous in the tree. Things that you do not no what they are? My favert things that I do not no what they are are dogfins. Dogfins are BIG BIG things that swim by yer leetle boat and want to eat yer dogfood but you hafta yell at them so they will be skeerd and swim the nother way. I do not no what are grabs neither. They got BIG grabbers that will make you poysen and ded so do not never get grabbed by a grab. I do not no what are armerdillers but they are ugly and got stinky guts that I seen a buzzerd eatin.” 5:21:35 PM 3/15/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Sarabelle, I love you.” 5:30:15 PM 3/15/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Predator? That would be the griz. I'm partial to the griz cuz I once saw one in ID - in fact, it was during my first hike west of GA. It was one of the most exhillerating moments of my life - mostly because nobody (even the locals) would have ever guessed I woulda seen one in that area. I also saw a mountain goat a couple days later when I summited a nearby highpoint. This Georgia boy could not have stood much more that week. Mammal? Dog. D'oh! Reptile? No contest - gator. It's the runner-up for predator, too. I once had a thigh-to-snout encounter with a six-footer while wading in a Cumberland Island lake. I termed our little prayer meeting as "a reptile dysfunction". Bird? Prolly the red tail hawk. Eagles and ospreys were scarce as hen's teeth in the old days, but hawks have always been around. I've been fond of them forever. Fish? Hmmmm. The "good 'ol boy" in me wants to say large mouth bass, but I hafta give the nod to the king mackerel. It will be the sailfish as soon as I catch (and release) one. I'm kinda partial to the Flint River (redeye) bass, too. It's a small (GA record about 7lbs), rather rare sub-species of the large mouth, and is a very elusive quarry. Prey animal? Probably the white tail. I don't hunt like I used to, but I will tote my bow around the neighboring woods from time to time. Dove are my favorite gun quarry. I hunt dove maybe twice per season. Cat? That'd be Skinny Kenny =)” 6:01:14 PM 3/15/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Brids- Bald Eagle. I like to go to Reelfoot Lake here in Tennessee during the Winter and watch em in the Cypress trees. Fish- Smallmouth Bass. Pound for pound, the best fighting fish in the water! Wild Mammal- Prolly mice. They are a source of non stop comedy in shelters. Reptiles- Snakes. Lots of people are scared of them but I think they are a very graceful critter to see them stalk a meal or just cruising the water. Place- BLACK HILLS South Dakota! The place I always try to take my mind to if I'm having a bad day. Those hills just seem to relax me better than anything.” 7:49:20 PM 3/15/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Fish - To look at, I like butterfly fish and tang fish. To fish, I like blues. To eat, I like flounder, breaded & fried with lemon as a dressing. Birds - I love all birds, especially parrots. As for waterfowl, I like Harlequin ducks, Wood ducks, and Merganzer ducks. I also like woodpeckers, and bald eagles. Reptiles & Rats - I don't like either of them. I can tolerate small harmless snakes. Predator - I don't kill any living thing, except mosquitos. They are enemy #1.” 9:57:36 PM 3/15/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Goldfish...the kind you get in the cracker section.” 10:16:33 PM 3/15/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Look out Sarabelle, better catch it ”11:01:58 PM 3/15/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “omiGAWSH!!!! i am going to be at the mercy of this madman for THREE DAYS!!! ”12:15:45 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “rad, hmmm, what is the peeing man trying to show us? I think it's to aim high in life, lol :{} What is he peeing on that high, is it the neighbors window flower box?” 12:20:22 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “ CORNFLAKES”12:25:30 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “damn! he wuz gonna pee on your cornflakes!” 12:26:24 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “rad, the 3rd times the charm, so hurry and try a second time :{}” 12:29:31 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “fish to catch, a big fat carp. to catch and eat, bluegill. bird, chickadee, they're so entertaining. and loons and cormorants in the waterfowl dept. prey animal, fox squirrel. rat and reptile, 13 stripe ground squirrel and turtle. predator, (we really don't see to many in MI. and only have a few) i guess the redfox or would he fit in the rat catagory?” 10:06:28 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “I got a big fat carp once. Thought it was the bass of my life. Then an orange flash. Damn carp. Dude is correct about smallies. When I'm being flyhack4x I go for the smallies.” 10:16:52 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Kinda hard to pick just one or a few when there are so many animals that I'm fascinated by. Big cats, cheetah, cougar, siberian tigers. Grazers/browsers, Bison, Horse family, Rhinos, elephants, lowland gorillas, chimps, elk, whitetail. Avain, just the raptors for the most part, gryfalcon, peregrine, goldies, african crowned, kestrals, redtails, owls(lg. and sm.) hummings, the raven, kingfisher, loonies and swans reptilian/amphibians, croc's/gators, pythons/boas, the vipers, the dragon, gila, sea turtles, African bull frog, platypus(almost something), aquatic, orcas, great whites, leapard seal, blues/humpies/spermies whales, 'cuda, morays eels, pirannah, octopus. To many to think of.......” 10:41:25 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Watch out for those kingfishers! I've been dive-bombed by one before. I'd hate to find out what that big ol' beak would feel like!” 11:12:45 AM 3/16/01 RE: What Is Yer Favert... “Fish, for catching and eating perch. Predator, coyotes. They mate for life, work well in large groups or small, and have a beautiful song. Waterfowl, bar none the loon. Nothin' beats a loon at sun up. Prey, Whitetail deer a combination of grace, beauty, speed and wit. Mammal, dog (german shorthair pointer) Rat, Fox squirrel. Reptile, blue racer snake.” 5:39:45 PM 3/16/01
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