newby

“Is TREET an exceptable substitute? TREET is like Ghetto Spam.”

“SPAM is going to kill you, now.”

“He's from the ghetto -
he's
Treetwise Spam!”

“he'z gotz mad skillz!!

he'z supa-phly!!!

he'z gotz da FLAY-VAH!!!!”

“Ms Runnin Woman -
I do not haf to come way over ther to smell you cuz I can awredy smell you from rite here! BOL!
o-:3 awROOOOOOOoooooooo

Now THAT is how to say funny things!
The nother day at our friends hous with the chikins my daddy said "do you no what is the white stuff in chikin doodoos happy nice sarabelle?" and I said "no. what is the white stuff in chikin doodoos?" And my daddy said "chikin doodoos!" and he laffed and laffed like:
"heehawheehawhahahahohoho!" But I did not no it was funny - I thawt it was stupid.

I am not reel happy today cuz I got drunk the nother nite and now I got a overlook cuz my hed herts and my eys to.”

“Baume66 & Running Girl
Are both of you gonna try to come to Fiery Gizzard?”

“Sorry to hear about you overlook Sarabelle. Get well soon!”

“I don't think that I am going to make it...Baume66 has the weekend off. He just said, "I'm probably going to go."
Naked Ape--I finally got the scoop on the Natty River Run. Hmmm...Jason Male Lover...baume66 forgot to mention it earlier.”

“uhh, woops baume, hehe”

“Don't worry naked ape, I just had a bunch of Jason name tags made for my shirts.”

“Uhhhhh, ya might wanna wait on that nametag idear baume ....... ole Jason Male Lover has a mouth on him like he's about to take a real big bite outa big bernaner...

....and I didn't see any teeth showin' on the box either.....

KnowwhutImean bro???”

“Welcome to the asylum RG. Once you pass the "SPAWN OF MATT'S" hazzing process, (AND)
post some trip photos, you can play with us.
Now the personal stuff:
Internal or External?

Tent or Tarp?

Canister or Fluid?

Ultra-lighter or Mule?

You get my drift. Peace.”

“I tried my best, but I just couldn`t reach `er
they made Hitler`s sister an English teacher
and just why is it all of the smart ones are always so mean
you couldn`t tell by looking at her she was a killing machine
she tried to shame me, she even stood me out in the halls
everyday it seemed like, she was trying to bust my balls
The big day came, for the book report
I knew just how it feels to be in a court
oh, I`d get a hearing, but not quite fair
the jury was gathered, the judge in her chair
and every eye in that place was fixed on me
and I painted `em a story, for all to see
it seemed like forever, but I`m not sure how long it took
time seemed to just stand still there, as I made up a book
I made up every word and they could tell I lied
I was sweating it all out, but at least I had tried
the class broke out in laughter, but isn`t that always the way
I got a wink and a smile from an English teacher, also an A”

“I`m sorry, but teachers and I don`t always agree
most of `em I`ve ever had scared the fool out of me
I couldn`t read when I was going to school so, that poem was true
my daughter says I`m unteachable and she`s an English teacher too
teachers look at me funny and I`ve come to expect it
I know you`re going to read this and want to correct it
I`ve never understood teachers and why they can`t let me be
change my spelling if you have to, but Please, don`t change me”

“Wheew! Thanks for the heads up on the Jason tags naked ape. I canceled the order.”

“didjfan,

internal
tent
fluid
Multra”

“Was my newby guid suficent”

“How offen do you & Baume66 get of BPing?”

“Thanks for the guide Ice Tea. I had some warning from others as well.

My first Backpacking trip will be in April. I am a car camper. Day Hiker. But am expanding my horizons and am hitting the trail with Baume66.”

“I hope you enjoy it. I've been backpacking since 1989 and still doing it so it must be something fun about it. Just don't let him put you through the ringer your first time out. Let that be the 2nd trip. LOL”