April Fools Hike

“March 31 & April 1 I'm going to Franklin State Forest here in Tennessee. I've never been there but If you wanna check this place out with me, lemme know. It's about 40 mins west of Chattanooga.”

“i'll be stranded on an island with belle, gojo, OM, and a couple of liters of margarita.

sorry, dude. have fun!”

“In honor of April Fools Day, this year we'll be having the First Annual Trail Talk National Snipe Hunt. Here's how it works. Go to your nearest national forest. I'll meet you there, promise. As soon as you get there, don't wait for me, grab a sack and go directly into the woods and hide under a pile of leaves. Then I'll drive the snipes toward you and you'll snap them up in the sack. We continue this until Sunday, and then I'll come into the woods and find you and tell you it's over. I'll be there. Really.

Now everybody get out there and have fun!!

8-)

P.S. If you have a GPS, I have left a book of secret foolproof snipe hunting techniques in a geocache hidden in a remote and muddy canyon not far from you. Really. I put it there. Enjoy!”

“How big of a sack will I need?”

“LEt me guess. I'll show up and no one will be there. You ain't getting me this year.”

“I ain't goin' snipe hunting this year. You guys who organize these hunts are really stupid. Five years in a row, you idiots couldn't find me all weekend... it was pathetic. Even last year when I wore my bright orange jacket and camped in a bright orange tent you couldn't find me.

Sorry, I'd jess tired of you snipe hunt leaders screwin' up and I jess hadta vent a little.”

“You forgot to tell them that the best technique for Snipe is to hold the bag between the forks of a dogwood tree as the Snipe always flies between them!”

“Lesseeee...

OM on an island - four miles from her kayak - stuck with rad and gojo and a couple of liters of margarita on April Fools night.

In a word:
MOOOOOOOOOOWHAHAhahaaaaa!


LOL!”

“Yall be nice to OM there gojo. She may have an April fools prank in for yall.”

“Yikes Gojo.....
heh...it is going to take more than margaritas to get me four miles away from that kayak...

you tell em dude....i am bringing some special dog treats ......sarabelle and I need to conspire.....”

“Ms OM -
Do not werry bout nothin. Me and Skinny Kenny was talkin and made a sekert plan. I can not say what the plan is on the in a net cuz ever buddy mite read it cludin you no whos but I can say that it will be at nite and it will be skeery and we will NOT ketch brids but Mr. Rad and my daddy do not no that. They think it is to get "somethin" for ther supper but it is a sekert trik so do not say NOTHIN to NO BUDDY!

I do not need treets to be yer frend and help you walk in the woods and be happy but you mite better bring some in case of a mergency.
(o:3”

“Sarabelle.....ahm with you gurl! i jus love sekerts.....”

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Get that, rad?”

“Sarge and PedX, don't be such pessimists, it will be different this year. Get in the spirit like walkindude. I guarantee either Sarabelle or I will be there whatever forest you go to. Now, go get 'em!

8-)”

“tark nu schlek shtra. ambetha ashanta' re. bui nom bere noi turynere bur sha' ran!”

“Alright, I'll go on the weekend snipe hunt, but there is no waay I'm gonna stick around for extra days again. If you don't show by 11PM Sunday, I'm outta there!!

I don't mean to be mean, but I just hated waiting around for an extra week last time... 'specially since I ran outta food after 4 days.”

“Yeah, what Rad said!”

“Yo Rad
dfims;i mb0=9345mv keajio ksuP KUSEHN I OEOWEkr birki;oir se5a;pzds e56w!

Translation= WAZZZZZZUUUUP!”

“OK... I'll wait until 10 PM Monday, but no later....”