Flaming Canoe (toast's)

“Okay, here's the story:

My friend Matt wanted to use my fuel bottles (his rott probably ate his). Anyway, he went canoeing and pulled up one a remote gravel bar for the night. He decided to really get the fire roaring, so he unscrewed the cap from one of my fuel bottles and added a little Coleman fuel to the sputtering fire. The fire jumped to life--jumped all the way up the stream of fuel to the bottle. Matt, understandably, freaked. He tossed the bottle to the ground and then grabbed a paddle to launch it to the river--his boat was in the way. The bottle went right into his Mohawk Royalex canoe--OOPS! After that, he tried the scoop method (with limited success) and finally slapped the flaming inferno into the river. His canoe, although structurally sound, was a little bubbly after that. Until, that is, he decided to drive through Atlanta with nothing holding it down on his Bronco but two bungee cords. After getting it smacked by a semi going about 80mph in rush hour, he finally gave up on that canoe. But, he still has hopes of fixing it with epoxy and floating it again. Diehard. . .”

“Which just goes to show...You can't have your canoe and heat it too!”

“Hi, I?m Johnny Knoxville and this is flaming canoe?”

“*groan* Buddur.

That was a pretty big oops. Thanks for sharing BT”

“Now, maybe you could creat an alcoholic drink inspired by your buddy's experiences. Maybe layer (if this is possible, I don't know the weight of these alcohols) Blue Curaco - blue for water - and some 151 then light the rum, maybe float a peanut shell or something.”

“Well Oldie, I see you have learned something practical in college. LOL”

“null”

“No canoes
Is good canoes
With flaming....canoe.”

“My message didn't show up. Lets see now.”

“The poster formerly known as 'lumpy'?”

“I just gotta say it. Your friend Matt sounds like an f-ing menace.

1. Dumping fuel directly onto a fire

2. Driving with something on his car that is not securely fastened?

This boy is going places.”

“Sounds like your friend Matt should team up with Peeny's friend Billy (see Forest Fire thread).

They would make a great duo.”

“80 MPH in Atlanta rush hour?
Not likely! Wail Out Loud!

Of course, a semi at ANY speed would be lethal to a canoe...”

“kleetn, formorly known'd as kreetn?
HeHe.”

“Buddur, Tommy; Remember, a good pun is it's own reword.”

“Torch a canoe, and trash it too.”

“walkincrow--I can paddle down a river. Canoe?”