Funs Way!

“The nother day I was not feelin much good. My belly hert and I had gasses and poots and I had xtra itches and I could not find my bestest gimme dat. Skinny Kenny sayed that I did not have good cheese. He said that my cheese engerny was not balans good. He said that I needed some good Funs Way so I would get better balans of my Kyen and Byarbi. He sayed "put yer water bole over there byside the porch and my food bole by the nother side of the porch so I would have a better girl and boy engerny balans". Then he sayed "put yer leetle gimme dat byside the apples tree to bring in good engernys from the cow yard, and put yer baby doll hed byside the pine comb tree and the baby doll legs by the nother side and the baby doll arms on the nother side to get good engernys from the rode." He sayed that my big blanky was prolly ok layin where it was layin.

Know what?
I feeled A LOT better when I did what Skinny Kenny sayed. I even found my bestest gimme dat!

Then, the nother day, I was pooty and gassy and aikey and itchy again and did not 'member about the Kyen and Byarbi cheese engerny balans. I was talkin to Skinny Kenny and he sayed "know what happy nice sarabelle? When you was takin yer second late mid mornin nap Cooter and Goober was over here playin with yer gimme dats and baby doll peeces and yer blanky and dreenked yer water and speeled yer dog food and ate it"! I was mad cuz Goober and Cooter messed up my happy cheese and made my Kyen and Byarbi engerny balans all wackywacky and speeled my food and ate it to! I cussed. I sayed "those leetle stinky butt hiney holes! I am mad cuz they make me feel ickypoo now!"
But they are jus kids and they can still be my leetle frends cuz I can teech them good things.

Do y'all do the Funs Way?”

“Try alittle plain yogurt and try to restore some Bacpacteria. That'll make you feel so much happier, your tail will prolly wag right off!!! Just kidding, no it won't.”

“Mebbee yoo kould sneef my but an make yor ickypoo go way, bassterd!”

“ohmagawd! LMFAO...sarabelle, you are too much, puppygirl!

Tell yer daddy to hang a mobile(or a few milkbones on a string) in the foyer...this will allow for positive air flow and brings in good energy. (to balance yer uhhh cheese)
Also, tell yer daddy to keep his steeenky shoes outta da house. peeeyuwie!

Best wishes to Kyen and Byarbi...they never seem to stay in balance for too long.

Happy harmonizing...
;o)”

“I have suspected for years that Ken was battin' for the other team.”

“Remember the commercial with the way cool van halen tune. G.I.Joe knocked Ken right out of the saddle. I think it was an ad for Nissan.”

“ROFLMAO! Sarabelle, hon, you are the the bestest! You tell your Daddy that I really want to meet you.”

“And now I know why we all use pseudonyms (except Sarabelle)
Happy trails, all.”

“Mr Dokter Larra -
You are a TROWT TERD!
gettit?
It is the nother kind of fish doodoo!
BOL!
o-:3”

“When is Skinny Kenny gonna post?”