Full Body Massage!

“Freakin' computer CRAP!!!!!
I cannot get logged onto "Make A New Thread" under "gojo".
This kinda CRAP frustrates me.....


Any-freakin'-hoo...

A couple of nights ago, I awakened with Belle and Kenny both in the bed with me. Belle was lying behind me (I was on my side). She was lying on her side, too, and had her legs collected inward, and tightly against my back. Skinny Kenny was draped across my neck like a cheap (but warm!) immitation fox thingy.

I LOL'd like a mofo about what was transpiring. You know how cats and dogs sometimes twitch in their sleep? Well, Belle sometimes goes into CONVULSIONS! (so it seems). Also, she'll often do a series of high-pitched "woofs" - I wonder if she's having nightmares or something.

That's what she was doing when I awoke. And Skinny Kenny was furiously twitching, too.

I was getting a full body massage!
Like I mentioned - I laughed long and hard!

Man, I sure do love my kids...”

“NOW I'm freakin' gojo!
Whazzup w'dat?”

“I have a couple of "imitation fox thingies" that sleep with me too, they tend to pin me down by laying on either side of me on top of the covers. I'm not sure if they enjoy the flight or not...”

“lol

Buddur does the twitches and growls like he's dreaming, too. Makes you wonder?”

“My cat usually sleeps in my bed, but she gets pretty annoyed if I try to turn over or something. I used to have a cat that slept on my neck. I couldn't stand it (felt claustrophobic) and sometimes I would wake up and give him "flying lessons" several times during the night before he would take the hint and leave me alone. My dog always stations himself at the foot of my bed when I am sleeping to protect me from things that go bump in the night. That's kind of a nice reassuring feeling.”

“Sarabelle and Kenny are lucky to have you for a pet! They take good care of you.”

“My dog is too old and short to be able to jump on the bed.”

“I'm glad my dog doesn't sleep on my bed. There isn't enough room for me and my three kids! I regret not buying a king size bed. *sigh*”

“I have a friend who says one of his cats, "Chambers" sits on his face in the morning to get him up! Glad our dog is too old to jump onto the bed!”

“I used to have a German Sheperd/Timber Wolf cross who would crawl under my blankets and sleep with her head on my stomach every night. Alas, she went to doggie heaven almost 5 years ago.

Now I have 2 "imitation fox thingies" who sleep on my hip and curled around the top of my head like a hat. They've grown wings once or twice... usually when they decide to play 'catch the moving toes under the blanket' with me in the middle of the night!”

“So I`m laying there and thinking this feels great, but her nails are digging into my back, but I won`t bring that up just yet cause she has gone to using her tongue on me and working her way down my lower back. The sharp nails, the tongue and her silky hair brushing against my back like that drives me almost wild. And I`m thinking I`ll give her another thirty minutes to quit that and if she doesn`t get done, I`ll give her another thirty minutes, but before that can happen I can`t stand it any longer and I roll over and reach for her and pull her up to me and I get to thinking, man I`m glad I don`t have a cat or dog cause if I did and this was a dream, I`d kill them or give them flying lessons.

But we don`t have any pets and we go at it like we haven`t seen each other in months and when we come up for air, she asks me why the big smile on my face, thinking she is the reason for it and I tell her,..oh,.. I was just thinking about what I`d do if we had a cat or a dog and I don`t even get to finish my story, till she up and gives me a flying lesson.LOL

I wanted someone else to get around to this, but it wasn`t happening so, I had to do it.

I`m sorry!
NOT!!!!!!”

“LOL Footsie!”

“Our dogs, Pepper and Delta, scratch by rubbing themselves on the bed then start wrasseling with each other (which seems to require a lot of banging into the bed) every morning. We call it "Magic Fingers" and ask who put the quarter in the bed.”

“RFLMAO

pepperDog, I remember those!”

“Just got my first full (almost anyways - lol) body massage.

At the end she said "be sure to drink plenty of water today".

I asked "why?".

She said "because toxins are released into your body from the massage and the water helps to flush it out of your system".

I said (outloud) "ok, hmm, interesting."

I said (inquiet) "Barbara Streisand."

so i went home and looked on google and found this: http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/22571

which is just people who mostly don't know links to other places, but the general consensus is "Barbara Streisand".

as i suspected

regardless - i drink lots of water anyways, so no harm, no foul, half dozen one, six the other, early bird gets the worm, bada-bing-bada-bang”