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“Viewing the discussion here about the destruction of our environmental treasures I have seen that there is a need for an organization that will really do something. For this reason we have formed the Citizens Alliance for Saving Habitat. We are dedicated to the elimination of the demand for resource extraction. To do this and to aid you in your quest for an environmentally pure life we will accept the title to your internal combustion engine machines. Your major electric appliances and electronic devises will also be accepted. You may deliver these to our offices at any time. Donation checks are also needed. Just make them out using our acronym, pay to the order of ?CASH?.”

“Thanks, Mountain Gal. It's been so long since somebody started a discussion devoted to partisan bickering. With any luck this will degenerate to an outright brawl in only three more posts. Let's start counting...”

“one...”

“two...”

“three...
THAT'S IT, YA BUNCHA MONEY HUNGRY, TREE HUGGIN' BASTARDS!”

“JUST YOU PARTISAN IDIOTS LET ME GET MY HANDS ON YA! BASTARDS!”

“Whatta ya think?
Pretty convincing, huh?

So I'm a natural-born thespian - sue me.”

“You'll be hearing from my lawyers.”

“Mtn Gal, I presume it will be acceptable if they send in the deed to their home and the lot it sits on, too? Because I'd like to see a few more yards reclaimed for habitat, particularly for the less endearing wild creatures such as badgers, wolverines, skunks, rattlesnakes, snapping turtles (don't forget to donate your waterfront lots, folks), and wild boars.”

“My mom stewed a snapping turtle once - I wouldn't dare eat it!

I love turtle stew now, tho.

I've eaten lots of feral hogs, too.

Whatta bout badger?
Has anyone ever eaten badger?”

“The Spartans cooked some Badgers in the NCAA Hockey Tournament the other night. As a transplanted Michigander (and fomer MSU student) in Wisconsin, it brought a little tear to my eye.”

“I cooked a beaver once :P”

“Beaver is best eaten raw with the fur still on.