The gun-toting, pro-ANWR drilling...

“hiking with an unleashed rotweiler, member of the Taliban, cell-phone carrying, abortion doctor thread


Just didn't think people were worked up enough.
Emote!!!”

“Violin, Not until you tell me what your favorite flavor is. Be careful how you answer this.”

“violin -
go pluck yerself
L0L!”

“Oh yeah.

I left out SUV driving, caffeine drinking, The North Face loving, left/right-wing part.”

“pekka -
go pick a pekka peppers!
LOL!”

“LOL with gojo!”

“baume66 -
go...
go...

um...

hell, just go do something that rhymes with that dumbass name of yours!
LOL!”

“Hey Violin, thats me your discribing”

“My girlfriend just got us a Capichingoeorn (SP) maker and I'm now addicted to Lattes (sp). At least I don't have to go to that COMUNIST Starbucks coffee house. STOP THE STAR!!!! LOL :)”

“ThinAir -
go get thick, ya bastard!
LOL!”

“Eat some Mojo gojo ewwwweeeee”

“ewwwweeee?
Nay, ummmmm!
LOL!”

“Don't you hate the name StarBUCKS? They may as well call themselves Starprofits or Stargreed.”

“they have a drive-thru starbucks right by my house!”

“Oh yeah? Well, doncha hate the name "steve hiker"? You may as well call yourself "steve biker"! So there!”

“I know a guy that drove through a starbucks. The police were not assused.”

“yea, but how was the coffee?”

“Gojo what`s got you in a rant
you rhyme things I know I can`t
funny the thing you did with Baume 66
each to there own, you give `em their licks
and with rhymes you just add to the mix
spaded Sarabelle, but Baume you could fix”

“KILL”

“Nice poem Foot.”

“When I'm 21, I'm going to buy a gun, I'm for drilling the ANWR, I want an SUV (but it's a toss up between that and a fast sports car), I like caffine and rare steaks, and TNF rules you. I'd buy a TNF suv if they made one (which they are). My goal is to have a complete set of TNF clothes. I'm almost there. Just need the shell pants.

What are you bitching about.

PS: Rotweilers are for trailer trash kicks.

Nuff said”

“i agree dm99.

is gojo drunk? get that boy a double latte!”

“I got me a oil-powered gun and a 230lb wife in my pickup. You got a problem?
(Just can't trust folks who have most of their teeth.)”

“How does the National Rifle Association feel about this drilling in the ANWR? If they are for it then I say,
"Hell yeah, drill away!"

After all, we have to have gasoline to go Wal-Mart.”

“hell yea,
If only they sold TNF at wal-mart. Hmmm, the possibilities”

“Big Foot, " spaded Sarabelle, but Baume you could fix"

That's a good one but its too late, I've already been fixed.”

“LOL, Baume!

Me too!”

“I actually have a complete TNF outfit.

I have a few guns although I sold a number of them when I moved to the city.

I don't think we should drill.

I love Starbucks.

From a historical perspective, I think the Taliban should be sanctioned for the destruction of the Buddhist statues, but from a Buddhist perspective, those statues mean nothing and don't really exist.

I think any form of abortion should be outlawed.

Meat is murder. If people would stop eating meat, all these animals wouldn't be kept by farmers in Europe, and so we wouldn't be slaughtering them by the thousands. Anyone who eats meat has the blood of ten thousand animals on their hands.”

“Gojo got his mojo
from hangin' out at HoJo
'til the waitress said, "No joe,"
and shot him down like Tojo.”

“LOL, there Pekka!

But, you know Gojo`s going to write you another poem, don`t you?”

“Oh I'm counting on it!

My wife peppers me with pecks,
says I'm the pick of all the Pekkas,
throws her arms around my neck,
and squeezes 'til I'm a puckered Pekka.”

“Where do people stand on legalizing retroactive abortion... at least until the end of the third decade?”

“"God is DEAD!!!!!!"”

“Looks like Mad Cow Disease made it America after all.”

“If pekka man was a puppy,
Not a baby fishy gulppy,
But instead, a leetle baby mutt,
I would smell his steenky butt hiney hole reeel fast!
do:3

I would prolly smell his steenky butt hiney hole if he was a baby fishy gulpy to, tho. 'Speshly in a mergency sitchuwation.
/o:3”

“Oops, I was wrong, Sarabelle got to it first!LOL

I liked that one too Pekka!”

“There was a dog named Sarabelle
and butts were what she loved to smell.
But master Gojo forgot to teach her
at church you do not goose the preacher.
So came the day, when during a prayer,
the sky pilot earned a full flock stare.
For Sarabelle's nose beneath robe's hem
prompted a satisfied, "Amen!"”

“Prase The Lawd!”