The Cittone Institute

“Well I'm in tenth grade now but I got to start thinking of post highschool education. So have any of you hear any good or bad things about Cittone (lincon tech)?”

“Your an inspiration Tea. When I was in 10th grade, all I was worried about was where my next joint was coming from.

Your mature beyond your years. Keep it up.”

“Oh yea, I've never even heard of The Cittone Institute, sorry.”

“Just quit school now and start a career at Wal-Mart fetchin buggies.”

“dude,
Come to Purdue. You can even learn to raise Chickens if you want.”

“Me Dude? or Tea dude?”

“Tea dude, sorry for the confusion.”

“solrite”

“I WILL NOT HAVE A DELPOMA WITH THE NAME OF A COMPANY THAT GROWS CHICKENS!!!!



Just think about this when you go for a job inter view.

Intervewer> Hi
Me> Hi
I> (some BS)
M> (some more SB)
I> so where did you go to college
M> Purdue
I> (thinking to him self, isn't that Jim Perdue) so what did you major in,,,,,,,, being a chicken!
M> What?
I> leave B!tch!
M>What the f*ck?

[a fight brakes out]

I> ahhh, my noise!
M> Moooohhhhaaa!
I> no, no , not the chicken wing.


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Se how bad that when, all because of a perdue deploma.”

“" ahhh, my noise"

" Se how bad that when"

" deploma"

?????????????????????

I think you should give grade school one more shot!”

“Frank Perdue does his scab chicken thing on Maryland's eastern shore. Perdue University is in the middle of the Indiana cornfields. I believe that Phil is a proud graduate of Perdue University. I almost went there myself, but for foolish adolescant reasons I did not.”

“Maybe they saw how you spelled 'Purdue' and thought better of letting you in.”

“Ice,
What the heck is the Cittone Institute? Can you get a delpoma there?”

“Sorry. When I type quickly and w/o my essential spell checker, I commit heinous spelling atrocities. They did let me in. I declined. Perdue. Sorry I offended you, kreetn.”

“Who cares about the east coast. If you go down south or out west lots of people think that Purdue is a private school in Indiana. A Purdue diploma (especially an Engeneering one) has a lot of weight.”

“After extensive research, I have concluded that Perdue = scab chicken, and Purdue = University in Indianna. Am I awake yet? Maybe not. I feel much better after having figured that out.”

“Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know Always wondered whether or not . . . whether or not I could make it.
You know, in society, because,
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected
So I tore the cover off a book of matches
And I sent in
And I got this letter back that said . . .

FZ
I think Lincoln Tech got its start as a correspondence school.
Joke time.
Why do so many Accountants smoke???
Because we got our diplomas from a book of matches.”

“I don't think he means Cittone Institute anyway. He probably meant Georgia Tech but just misspelled it.”

“ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“The Citadel?


Seton Hall?”

“LMAO @ Sidibombay”

“I think he meant the Citroen Institute. You know the place where they teach you how to make really ugly French cars that fall apart.”