Testosterone Shortage

“I scanned through the threads after a prolonged absence and found exactly what I expected. The hand wringing, pathetic, bunch of you are waggling about how we should suck China's dick.

In a very short while I expect we will learn that the Chinese Pilot (sic) that died during this ordeal was attempting to force our aircraft into a fatal spin. Fortunately he was as poor an adversary as many of you would certainly be in a real life battle and killed himself instead.

It would not surprise me to find out that the surviving Commie fired upon the US aircraft to force it to land.

I am also certain that if the keyboards of TT posters could extract testosterone from each participant they would not drain a drop.”

“Is it true your IQ is a negative number?”

“Sounds like you have enough testesterone for the whole group. Thanks for saving the rest of us from that fate.”

“Yeah. Rub one out and show us what a MAN you are!”

“pussies”

“Well, since we're being juvenile:

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!”

“MEOW!!!
I yam what I yam.”

“You've been gone?

Well, come to think of it, you did make yourself pretty scarce for a while after you got your ass kicked by the Army boys.”

“Yea Bacpac, I agree. Too many people are adapting passive attitudes and think that the US doesn't need to maintain military superiority. What is your problem. Russia and China are already comming out with next gen fighters. You know what happens if we loose air superiority? The boyscout motto is be prepaired, and we aren't thanks to big Mr. Clinton.”

“I think we should have told the piolits to grab a snikers, because there not going any where for a while. LOL. and we should have sent in are Navy Seals to extract the hostages and send NO apology for something we didn't do”

“Testosterone shortage? ...here?!?!

hmmm...that's a new one. I thought that was one of the "t's" in TT.

>;oP

Welcome back, bacpac, sweetheart.”

“Bacpac kicks butt! It's about time we had someone (besides me) willing to stand up for America and defend our sense of honor and patriotism. There are a bunch of communist sympathizing pussies on this forum who need to be kicked the f*ck out. It makes me sick to see Americans not give a crap about their country's strategic interests or the men and women in the armed services.

F*CK YOU COWARDS”

“Testosterone shortage? ...here?!?!

hmmm...that's a new one. I thought that was one of the "t's" in TT.

>;oP

Welcome back, bacpac, sweetheart.”

“you tell them weeney!!! oops, I ment peeney”

“Has anyone seen the news? Our service people are being returned.

Be still my heart, Bacpac spoke to me on ICQ, even if it was to say he was busy.”

“i was so excited about bacpac coming back, that i had a few beers in his honor, fired up a couple of my chainsaws and cut the FUCK out of a stump in the backyard.

good to hear from ya, man.”

“BacPac, doesn't want to talk to me on ICQ, he doesn't like me. (what a bum)”

“(thick Brooklyn accent; grabbing crotch)

I gawtcha testahsarone... RIGHT HEEA!!!”

“Hey! Stranger, I couldn't agree with you any more. Glad to see you're back in the mix of things.

Lets send all of the countries in question a dozen or so Tomahawks disguised as Scuds and then blame Canada.”

“I was very surprised at how much I missed havin' ya around. I always get a kick out of your posts...especially 'cause I always imagine that you sound just like Yosemity Sam.

8D”

“you wanna kick me off?

go ahead and try -- if you're man enough.

I know you won't because you are too much of a mouthy coward and phallicly challenged.”

“Don't waste words Gordon. Just call him phallicly mouthy.”

“Maybe we can accidentally take out another embassy while we're at it. Wouldn't that be a hoot.”

“"Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mundane educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and *educate yourself* if you've got any guts. Some of you like pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it. Rise for the flag salute."
- Frank Zappa

I pledge allegiance to the flag. . .”

“Of the United States of America,
and to the republic for which it stands, One nation under God, indivisable, with Liberty and Justice for all.

I don't say the pledge because I'm TOLD to, I say the pledge because I mean it, Pisgahforest.”

“Gordon...
You implying he has a tiny pee pee?”

“indivisible ---SAY it right; SPELL it right!!!”

“Gordon, Why don't you and the rest of the tough guys send an email to the ChiCom's and ask them to release our aircraft and everything they have stolen from it.

”

“mailto:chinaembassy_us@fmprc.gov.cn”