Riddle Thread!

“Let's try an organizational experiment here. If you propose a riddle, begin it with a number. If you are anwering a riddle, start off your sentence with the number designated for the riddle you are answering. Maybe it'll work good, maybe it won't. Who cares! On to the riddles!

1. What do you throw away the outside of, cook the inside of, then eat the outside of, then throw away the inside of?”

“2. I have two coins that equal 55 cents. One of them is not a nickle. What are the two coins? (Both are American currency)”

“1)potato?”

“1. Ear of Corn
2. A fifty cent piece and a nickle.”

“1) pumpkin or zuchini?sp?
2) 50 cent piece and a nickle. the other coin is a nickle”

“OK only a select group of special people will get this one.

#3 What is the difference between an English swallow and an African swallow?”

“did I miss something here..........I mean I know I'm dense but didn't he say that "One of them is not a nickle."”

“one of them isn't. the other one is. Haha”

“"What is the difference between an English swallow and an African swallow?"

wasn't that from the movie "some thing some thing and the holly grail"??”

“"monty python and the holy grail"”

“like I said.......dense LOL”

“3. one has a higher air speed velocity and, when in pairs, can carry coconuts, with a bit of twine.”

“4. what is you favorite color?”

“rad, breasts? They can carry coconuts halves anyway, lol.”

“Blue...NO RED ahhhhhhh”

“LH, Breasts are your favorite color?”

“breasts are my favorite color!”

“You solved your own riddle! No Fair!”

“That's strange, they're my favorite flavor!”

“Poor Artex. His thread is going to hell. You just can't organize anything with this group of juveniles.”

“5. can you recite "Phil's Theory of Thread Degeneration"?”

“Radagast congrats.....always good to see a fellow Pythonite”

“6)What is phills theory?”

“HOLY SH!T! Did Ice Tea just misspell '5'?”

“ROTFLMAO!!!”

“The answer is two and only when my wife's not around.”

“Here's one only a select few will get:

What do you get when you cross a mountain goat with a man named Vic?”

“7. What are the next two letters in this series: A E F H I K L M?”

“come on guys, take a guess.”

“v and z. or is it N and v? or is it z and T? or v and T? hey, maybe w should be one of THEM! I know but I'm not saying!”

“deathmarch, maybe no one is guessing because you did not put a number beside your riddle and now everyone is confused as hell and they don't know what to do.”

“oh jee. Thanks runningirl.

Here:

8. What do you get when you cross a mountain goat with a man named Vic?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be out losing your virginity right now?”

“I hope I remember this one right:

9. Those who make it don't use it, those who buy it don't want it, and those who use it don't know it. What is it?”

“10. What color are rad's breasts?”

“Okay, here's the answer:

You can't. One's a scaler and the other is a Victor.”

“8) I don't get it.”

“11. What happens when a duck flys upside down?”

“9. A coffin.”

“A scaler can't be crossed with a vector. get it now???”

“10. mossy gray”

“11) Greater than god,
More evil then the Devil,
Poor people have it,
The rich don't.”

“11. Nothing

10. lilly white”

“I still don't get it. Scaler vs Vector, I don't see the connection.”

“fly, did you ever take Calculus?”

“Math jokes? oh no.....”

“I never took it. Is it missing?”

“12) What is the statistical definition of sadism?”

“The first #11, as I remember from junior high is that "they quack up."”

“A duck flying upside down, is quacking up !”

“oops.

I bet rad's breasts are brown (Radagast the Brown?)”