Missing: One Cabana Boy!

“Goes by the alias Mr. X. Willing to do just about anything for whipped cream and Entonox. Last seen on the 'Salutations' thread 28 Mar 01.

Reward offered for return or appropriate replacement.”

“Just WHAT is a Cabana boy?”

“Dude, from my understanding a cabana boy is sort of the equivalent to a shooter girl, except that they don't wear shirts! They'll get your beer, towel, spread suntan lotion on your back, and massage your feet at the end of the day.

Oh yeah... they also look good really nummy in a little pair of hiking shorts! ;->”

“How much does it pay?$?$
I might could use a part time job$$$$”

“BTW
What's a shooter girl?”

“If you have to ask, you either can't afford, or don't need one.
BTW...
WHO ate him?
Pamster....????”

“LOL Dude! You really don't know what a shooter girl is?!?! They're the girls who walk around the bar in their really short skirts and tiny tight low-cut tops with trays of shooters. Guys buy the shooters just to hit on the girls I think. Silly them!

It's not so much the monetary compensation, as the enjoyment of serving & the other benefits that accompany the position... like free beer!”

“Pamster ATE MG's cabana boy!
EEEEEEEEEEEEK!
I don't want the job if Cannibalizm is involved!”

“MG
I don't hang out in bars so that explains my ignorance.”

“Mel, I dunno what happened to him or who ate him! He wasn't really meant for the position though if the thought of whipped cream massages scared him off... ;->

And no Dude, we don't eat our cabana boys... unless they prove otherwise useless! LOL!!”

“Maybe I should just get a part time job at Burger World like Bevis & Butthead did?
I don't think Cabana boy life is for me.”

“I've yet to meet the cabana boy adverse to being eaten.
Especially if generously rubbed with whipped cream.
A little chocolate sauce with that?
Eh?”

“Sniff, sob! Dude you've broken my heart... don't worry, I'll get over it eventually though. ;-)”

“Would you like fries with that? :@/

I'm practicing for my new job”

“Thank you, but no. There's already enough calories in the whipped cream & chocolate sauce! Mmmmm.... ;->”

“melsy, if I ate him he had a big ol smile on his face.”

“This is sick!

A shooter girl puts the shooter between her breasts, climbs on top of you, and pours the shooter in your mouth.”

“I'm sorry. I missed something. Where's the 'sick' part?”

“Pamster...
You think perhaps we could get him to lie still while we take turns?
Yumbilishious!”

“

As I said on the other thread! Use Protection, or you will have one of these!”

“I don't think he'd fight too hard. mel, we're starting to sound like a couple of horn, err, well let's not use those words here. LOL! Sounds like fun to me;-)”

“MG, Pamster, & Mel
Are yall willing to be Shooter Girls?”

“Where should I send my resume?”

“Waffle House! BTW I'm ordering Pizza who wants some, I'll snail mail it to ya!”

“PIZZA! Right Here!”

“Hmmm... Dude, you want us to be shooter girls, yet you're unwilling to be a cabana boy? Come on, where's your sense of adventure? ;-P”

“Nothin + Nothin = Nothin
Is that what your sayin?

Can I ask my girlfriend first and see if it's OK?”

“Dude.

I can't believe I missed reading TT this morning.

I'M RIGHT HERE!!!!! Call off your search!

My qualifications: pic #3”

“Tommy
I don't need a cabanaboy!
I don't bat for that team.”

“I never heard of a shooter girl either, but I live in a dry county. I have a girl that comes in once a week to clean my toilet and wash my dishes.

It took me forever to train her to do the dishes first, though.”

“She don't wash the dishes IN the toilet does she?”

“walkindude--medic girl started this thread. It was to her I was replying.
The "Dude." was a typical Californian expression. Not geared at you!”

“Aw. OK, I recon that's cool then. Good luck with the job.”

“medic girl, AmyG, lipstick hiker, bpbaby, mel and any other single women out there that I'm forgeting in my excitement: HERE I AM! ;^) One strapping young 18 year old lad that, errr, likes whipped cream. yeah. Which dotted line do I sign on now?”

“You yungin. They want a man with a little more experience.”

“18 ...yikes...your parents would have me arrested!”

“A man with experience is not gonna settle for cabana boy. I think a strapping 18 year old is exactly what these sexually frustrated women are looking for.”

“thank you bacbac. Seriously though. Y'all remember that girl I mentioned the other day? She's 23. hehehe. We studied yesterday afternoon. Things were looking good. She said she had a boyfriend, but she also insinuated that she was about to break up with him. So. . . who knows. Anyway - my offer is still good for the moment.”

“I see........."Studying" hmmmmm.. is that what you youngins call it nowadays!!!!!”

“Pisgah....

You tender little morsel, you....
Don't waste your time on them "women" under 30...
Hell, don't waste your time on "women" under 40.
Let us REAL women have at you for a bite.
And if we can't have you for appetizers...
HOW ABOUT A MAIN COURSE?!”

“so you like whipped cream too?
Just kidding. (but only sorta :)”

“pisqahforest, I'm married, so I will have to watch from the sidelines, lol.

Your study partner sounds very promising. She's letting you know, you're next.”

“I think so. I just got back from visiting her at work, unsolicited. It's real busy there on Sat nights, so she was kinda in a tizzy. She said 'you know I'm seeing someone! and he works here!' So I offered to go and get coffee as friends, but she couldn't. BUT, she stood much closer to the stool I had sat down on than just a friend would have, and she had that look in her eyes. . .

So. . . I dunno. We'll see how things pan out.

But my Cabana Boy offer is still up there!
:)”

“Oh, Pammy-Pie...
You up for some calesthenics?

Yippie Tie Yie Yoh, Get Along Little Cabana Boy.....”

“Wow... 2 offers, I'm impressed! I guess this means I have to choose now, huh? ;->”

“Yes; I don't share.
All or nothing!

(Trust me on this...you want all)”

“Well, that pic of you on the beach *is* pretty enticing.... so what do I get if I take it all? ;-)”

“hey, wait up now! I gotta post some pictures of myself!”

“Get crackin! We wanna see some skin shots... right ladies? ;-)”

“What do you get if you take it all? Well, medic girl, this is a family forum, so I have to leave out the *details*. But expand upon this:

It's been a long hike, your tent is up, bag is out, and you're sitting on your pad with your back up against a log, eyes closed. Suddenly you hear a "pshhhhttt..." as your cabana boy snuck in some beers and has been cooling them in the river while camp was being set.

Now, careful not to spill the beer, he gives you a neck/shoulder rub to work out the aches the pack gave you. The back/arms/legs/feet will come later.

What's that? You need more? more”