WKRP IN HELL!

“I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.”

“Tom- You didn?t answer a single one of my questions I posed to you. Either ya just want me to stay in the dark or you?re talkin? junk.

?Why can't they just accept their lot in life and behave??

No! Never! 8) When you begin accepting your lot in life is when we end up with stuff like Cincinnati.

And why would I riot? Haha! NASCAR isn?t THAT important, I don?t eat meat and I own ONE handgun. Lol!

Tom and Ken-

[begin sarcasm] I would just like to apologize to both of you for not being born to a poor family from the getto. I know what I say doesn?t carry the same weight as someone with less ambition as myself. If I was a bit more courageous I would quit my job, have the old lady start squeezing out puppies (?cause as we all know, the more kids I have the bigger the check, right?) and see what real life is like. But I am weak! I guess I?ll just keep plugging away at my 65 hour a week job that I have made for myself and refrain from having kids (be happy in that fact!) and just keep living my fake, charmed little life. [end of sarcasm]

Guys, I don?t flaunt what I have but I sure as hell am NOT going to apologize for what I have provided for myself. If you want every single person to have equality beyond what we all wake up with in the morning please feel free to move to a socialist country. I don?t know misery because I am blessed and I work hard, not because I?m white.

I do thank you for being respectful Ken even if we don?t agree. Are we done here now?”

“Dude, The "lot in life" was sarcasm.

It seems that you are expecting "those" people to behave as well as you in spite of their "lot in life".
Without claiming to totally understand how things are for "them", I'd say the "troubles" are partly because they DON'T accept their lot in life.

Sorry for all the "quotes"....I hate that sh!t.

Nigal, You are regurgitating many of the stock answers such as but not limited to;
squeezing out puppies
the more kids the bigger the check
move to a socialist country

You are making a show of your lack of understanding.

How about you feel free to move to a conservative country, such as China or North Korea.....or maybe Afgagnistan or Iran(they be doin' god's work in the latter two).”

“Silly liberal! Tricks are for kids! 8)

I used those terms because I was using SARCASM. I thought the [begin sarcasm] and [end sarcasm] would be a big enough hint. I wish I had time to include pictures and graphs but I just don?t.

I understand fully. The basic formula for life is available to all, even though there are some exceptions, is this:

Education + work = prosperity. Now go get ?em Tiger!”

“Rrrrroooowwwwwrrrr
OK boy, now I go gets me a job.

The basic formula for life is as follows;
Male
Female
....put it all together and ya shake it all about
that's what its all about!

If you want to see IF education and work is available to all read "Savage Inequalitites" by Jonathan Kozol.
I knew IT was bad for some kids, but not THAT bad!”

“"Savage Inequalities" is a great and important book. Wasn't Oldie reading it a while back??”

“BTW:

The two best demographic predictors of risk for anti-social violent behavior are gender (male) and age.

If increased violent antisocial behavior suggests that a group is somehow messed up, then are men are much more messsed up than women?

If increased anti-social voiolence is the result of oppression, does it mean that men are far more oppressed than women??”

“ok so I'm gonna degenerate an old and already degenerated thread...

Anybody remember the WKRP in Cincinatti when Les and Herb were throwing turkeys out of the helicopter???

Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims”

“Yep. Love it.”

“Is that show still on TV Land?

8)”

“good question, last I heard the show was not allowed to play some of the music. its a copy right thing.
so i personaly have not seen it in many years.”

“Nooo way anything to make money???

Thats too bad becuase it was a cool show!

8)”

“I always dug the song at the end of the show, the one playing while the credits were being shown.”

“tom terrific is dr johnny fever....”

“And I was Bailey Quarters in my former radio life. :-)”

“

oh Really...?


The Jan Smithers Fan Page



HAY, I was trying to find the closing theme to WKRP... I SWEAR!”

“I always thought she was hotter than Loni Anderson.”

“Jan is hotter than Loni.”

“That's a no-brainer. Let's make it a little tougher:

Mary Ann or Bailey?”

“Tilt, that's funny...I was thinking the exact same thing.

Mary Ann is so cute...she's like a porcelaine doll.

Jan is very pretty and she (her character) seems more sophisticated.

It would be hard to choose between the 2 of them. Long live the brunettes!!”

“there's just Something About that tight gingham...”

“Or spandex.”

“(BTW, the episode in question was titled "Turkeys Away")”

“"Not gonna air my political/racial viewpoint, Not gonna do it"
(best George senior voice)
But I will say that I'm damn glad I don't live "up there". Think I would MOVE!”

“That was one of my favorites....next would be Herb borrowed Andy's boat and it passed him on the bridge......I love it.
Barbara
Happy Thanksgiving to all.”

“yikes....... radio!! Trust me, there WAS a Herb Tarlick, least at the two station where I worked.

That was loooooooong ago. If you like little money and 6-day work weeks, work on the air.”

“That Herb was one snappy dresser!


The one that killed me was when they were doing a live remote from the stereo store that was being robbed...

"and Look! a Customer has FINALLY come into the store. No... he's got a gun. If there happen to be any POLICE out there listening..."”

“We are still having trouble with the reception.”

“I thought turkies could fly.

Luvit and missit.”

“hay lizs, what stations did you work at ?”