Large Apology

“I owe all you all a BIG apology for spamming the board. Sorry, I truly am a stupid, stupid man. Okay, I'm a stupid boy, not man.
It's my attachment to Easter candy. I ate so much last night that I soiled my pants, passed out and woke up in a puddle of melted chocolate (no joke). This morning, in order to make myself okay to go to work, I ate nearly a quarter pound of jelly beans, and then when I pigged out again over lunch, this trolling is what results. Sorry!”

“Intellectual thievery is a terrible thing to behold.”

“Super-size that apology (make sure the fries are hot) and maybe we'll consider accepting.”

“sounds just like WC when he was apologizing and blaming it on his drug and alcohol addiction. Almost word for word. This is getting boring.”

“Its called satire.

Anyways, supersize it and gimmee rings insteada fries.”

“Oh!...is that what it's called?

(that's called sarcasm)

Anyway, it's still boring the shat out of me!”

“Joe Mamas BIG FAT BUTT is SO FAT that it is FAT AS A MEWL BUTT and if I smelled THAT BIG FAT MEWL BUTT it would take ALL THE DAY and then THE NITE TO!”

“Sarabelle can put such a nice spin on just about anything! Thank God we have her.”

“Yeah, it is gettin' awfully old switchy. How come people like us are postin to it!?!?”

“Bored switch? Try these:

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many
you can do at a time.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if
nothing is wrong.
8. Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender REALLY looks like.
17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
19. Polish your car with earwax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
25. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.


Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the
wrapper.”

“Its funny that Joe moma, says "to go to work" as if I had a job, however I don't, I only work during the summers, and I no better then to eat that suger sh!t.”

“My mom wont let me camp in the front/ back / side/ other side yards. But she has no problem with me camping out in the woods. What she think, some one will make fun of her, Its my pride, I'm the one out there”

“Joe,
Don?t put your self down. We all know that there is no one stupider than I am.”

“THE DRUGS ARE GOING TO MY HEAD, SOME ONE HELP ME!!!”

“I've seen the needle and the damage done. A little part of it in everyone.”

“Whoever is using my name is a real !$%&! It really is a stupid thing to do!”

“I think its Ice Tea.”

“Wow, someone is actually breaking into my password! That is nuts!”

“I thought you changed your name to Mantra anyway.”

“Berp”

“Time to get a life.”

“woohoo! another Neil Young fan in fly dude!”

“Wίld Child”

“I feel the need to publicly apologize to Spirit Coyote for my behavior this week. I have always felt a public insult deserves a public apology. I had a bad day and I was a right prick to you and I am sorry for that. It did nothing but hurt your feelings and make me look bad. What I didn't realize at the time was by flaming you for being critical of TT content I was doing the same by being critical of your content. You didn't deserve to be treated that way and I know simply saying "sorry" doesn't reverse the hurt feelings but I felt you at least deserve the courtesy of an apology in front of those I disrespected you in front of. I will try to be more respectful in the future.”

“Nigal, I accept the apology and I would like to make one of my own, not to just you but to everyone also. I guess we both were having a bad day eh? ;) I said some things to you that I shouldn't have and I really did not mean them so for that, I am sorry. To everyone else, I am sorry you had to witness that. It is hard to talk backpacking every day when I am so far removed from the trails, I don't have a lot of trail time therefore don't have many TR's to share not for lack of trying, just circumstance so for all past, present and future off topic posts, I apologize. I will try to do better, but I can't offer you a money back guarantee.”

“I love you guys!”

“It's a Kodiak moment.”

“It's a Kodiak moment.”
Spirit Coyote
5:58:42 PM
7/28/07

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“GROUP HUG!!!!!! :-)”

“how could we get a money back guaranty from someone who shows up with free beer, and sammiches?!”

“mean, ya can have a sammich and a free beer (s) anytime! LOL”

“...but I can't offer you a money back guarantee.”
Spirit Coyote
4:54:10 PM


Very questionable. ;-)”

“EXCELLENT ! WE all have these moments , Takes a secure person to apologize and and except the apology. I will be looking forward in meeting you both.”

“I have met em both and agree they are some good folks, well said refrigerator.”

“i think i am going to puke”

“I do have this to say, though sometimes it gets a bit rough and tumble in here....

TT'ers will always be there to lend a helping hand, a shoulder to lean on and friendly support when there is need! There are countless times TT'ers have come to the aid of others.....and because of this, I am proud to know those I have met, and those I have yet to meet.”

“JS...please, not on the rug?”

“Well said SC.

Fridgy: I have met them both and look forward to our next meetings.”

“I have never met either and hope to live a long life in the same manner.

j/k”

“Thank you for the forgiveness SC. :)”

“you guys are awesome!”

“I'm with Jimmy.”

“*click click* CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR!”

“YEA!!!!

Funny Pamela!”

“what Nimblefoot said ---”

“i don't know if i'd be so quick to forgive SC.

this wasn't the first time nigal has said hurtful things about you and your dogs. i for one, do not believe a word of his "apology"”

“nigal, what are you apologizing for? she freaked out over nothing and made a big stink at you over nothing. if anybody should be apologizing first here it's her, not you!
for gawd's sake, quit being such a pu ssy and hold your ground for once”

“heh heh heh...”

“Blessed are the peacemakers...........”