"C.H.I.M.P.S." like mtn. gal.

“Darn! I always think a a more amusing (at least to me) response after I post one. How about:

Good idea Night Vision!Unfortunately, I've already been introduced, but I just wasn't attracted at all and saw no reason to even try a first date.”

“I stand corrected!!!”

“B.O.B, C.H.I.M.P, what is it with all this? I can?t imagine a machine being better than to old hubby or any other man for that matter. And I don?t need to pack him, in fact when he?s along my pack is lighter than when I used to go out alone. I haven?t managed to run his batteries down yet. Heck sometimes I wish he had an off switch. At least a BOB doesn?t spread STDs or get a girl pregnant. I got it good, packin? in Idaho with a backpackin? sex machine of a hubby. Why would I want to recover from that?”

“CORRECTION: I can?t imagine a machine or any other man being better than old hubby.”

“Between those who understand and partake of thIS convoluted conversation and those who wanna know what in tarnation is everyone yappin about, I am ROTFLMGDAO!!!!!!! This is about the funniest thread I've seen in awhile .... and "Dikka"!!! OMFG!!

I must say at this point that with all my years in the high-tech fiber optic manufacturing bidness, I am thus a qualified bob technician ;\”

“Naked, when the ladies come in to have their unit serviced, just don't confuse a B.O.B. with a Bobbit.”

“How can a B.O.B. stimulate me in four places at once? If I were to convert I guess I would need a half dozen.”

“Mountain, that's quite graphic enough, thank you. Please refrain from naming the places. Thank you.”

“Pekka - ohmagawd, LMAO!!!

no need for you to convert, MG, yer already afflicted...Ped's inquiry was for preventative measures.
;o)”

“Hehehe, before I reply pekka, ya best remedy my ignorance on whut a "Bobbit" might be.

Mtngal, is it just my imagination, or are you saying that you're a three-port gal?? NOT THAT I'M COMPLAININ' MIND YOU!!”

“Naked, I can see why your woman would need a BOB. There are a lot of different parts of a woman that react positively to stimulation. That was about stimulating me not him. If I understand your ?ports? only one would be for my benefit, so no. Some of you men have a lot to learn. Maybe you need a BOB yourself.”

“Some body's gotta explain "Bobbit" to the naked one. Who's gonna step up to the plate???????”

“Lorena Bobbit ? An abused wife got even by taking the SOB?s sexual apparatus and with a knife, well bobbed it. The cops found it by the side of the road.”

“YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF CRAZY HEADS!”

“OH FOR SHAME!! Mtngal you pegged me right on! Now, whur's my beer genius-toots?!

Yeah thanx Uphill K. and Single-Port (bum-MUHHHH!) Mtngal, I'm well aware of mans' best friend Ms Lorena, but methanx possibly there was another reference with "Bobbit" is all.

Mtngal, trying my best to stifle the words of Leatherface's buddy "parts is parts", pretty please could you educate my abilities of naught toward the positive reactions with "different parts of a woman". My wife would greatly be appreeeesh!

Mtngal I hope that you don't take my joshin' negatively.
:X”

“N.A. I?m just given it back to ya.”

“But Mr. Bobbitt did have it reattached... and later attempted to costar with his now attached member in Porn films. I don't think he made much money...”

“Well iz you or iz you not gonna educate me mtngal?! Yaknow I'm slow at everythang I do, but I learn the best with hands-on training.”

“Izz you izz
or izz you izz'n
gonna give 'dat boy
yer four point vision?”

“naked is a BOB technician!?!?!?

Yipppeeee! Bring your tools to FG Boy! I'd like to introduce you to my friend BOB. ;o)”

“Sunny, I demand a full trip report with pictures! LOL”

“The story of Bob(s)

I don't normally post details of my life, but this happened years ago and we are all still friends. I discovered the power of BOB when I bought one as a gag gift for my lovely wife's first wedding anniversary in 1981. Batteries were cheaper then.

Eight years later I was single again and dating a great girl. Her BOB was barely making an audible hum so I went to the local BOB's-R-Us and found what I perceived as a very adequate replacement. Lots of relevant features.

Well as is often the case the relationship malfunctioned before BOB so I began dating another girl with a similar dilemma and having researched this not too long ago I went back to BOB's-R-Us and bought the exact same model. Time passes and this second relationship runs its course. Shortly thereafter I move to a new job several towns away.

Many months later, late on a summer evening, I receive a rather drunken phone call from one of the ex-girlfriends. I soon realize that the call is from both ex-girlfriends. Apparently during a cocktail party one has found the other's BOB and the uniqueness sparks a conversation and they soon conclude that bacpac has some sort of demented sexual perversion or a large inventory of BOB's.

The next weekend we sort it all out and as a gentleman I can't discuss details, but suffice to say that I have one less item on my, "Before I die" list.

An interesting note was that both girls told me they preferred a very petite BOB rather than the anatomically proportioned model.

Live and learn.”

“OMG... I found this while looking for another thread. I must confess, that I have relapsed into chmimpdom and feeling fine.

I am, once again, a Chronic Heterosexually Involved Monagamist. I've even performed the ritual and had the honeymoon. Thank goodness Massachusetts still allows Straight Marriages (and has a lower divorce rate than any of those states that voted to "protect marriage" by banning gay marriage.)”

“Well, that was a fun read. It's always about the B.O.B.”

“I don't do commitment. Phthhhbbppfffth!”

“well this thread mentions headlights, so it deserves to be back on the top.”

“Well Ped, you definitely relasped.”

“Well, all my friends have been telling me that I belong in an institution - and there are few instituions with a deeper history than Marriage.”

“Last night Cameo Gal and I went out for dinner to celebrate two years of Church and State sanctioned, contractual CHIMPdom.

I have to admit I'm liking it and still adore that gal, even if she did humiliate me by confusing thebackpacker.com with the other place on her thread!”