new...please help!

“she's too young to get her own cabana boy. she must serve her time as a pimp-dad-rad trail ho (aka 'beer wench') first!”

“hc, Yes, Yes, & Yes.”

“PedX, I'm sorry if I misconstrued what you said. You know I'm on your side when it comes to finding you a partner.

hikerchick, you didn't have to post a bio, but it's nice that you have. I've been to Toronto; it's a nice city.”

“Welcome HC!”

“Welcome Hikerchick! Way to hang in there. Hey Sunshine, I'm next in line for a cabana boy!”

“All those who are actually posting in the nude, raise your...




... hand.

I see you!!!

8-)”

“I always post in the nude. Don't yall?”

“Violin, dig the hand! You got one with one finger for those SPECIAL occassions??”

“Welcome, Hikerchick. You seem to be getting along fine with the welcoming committee. The first rule of hiking seems to be lifting up your pant legs to get them out of the BS.

When you are ready to post a picture, just email some .jpg or.gif files me. You can look at the photopage to get some idea of what is normal (?) . (I can scan photographs, but 95% of the people just send files.)”

“Phil...thanks for the words of encouragement, I will e-mail you a picture asap, or at least I'll try (wish me luck). And I guess I'll have to do without a cabana boy for now, but how long must I wait?!”

“how long must I wait for my dang beer???”

“prolly until ta git off yer lazy a$$ and git it yerself, Raddy!

>%^P

hehehehic! Happy Fridayyyyyy!”

“I will be your Cabana Boy! AmyG will tell you how good I am! I ROCK!”

“Can you guess if I post in the newwwd??

Welcome on hikerchick, you'll fit right in, no prollems. : )”

“i don't use my thumb to hit the space bar.”

“Hey AmyG...can CX count on you for a good reference?! I only want the best! No half-ass Cabana Boy will do!”

“these girls will never learn.”

“LMAO radman, I her'dat!! FYI hikerchick, CX is one'a our resident Serious Pain in the ARSE's!! "CX" is his latest of numerous "pain in the arse" names over the last half dozen months. You might be a wee lil one, but you were'nt born yesterday, and you'll discover this on your own. I just thought I'd give ya the heads up right off the bat.

Again, welcome to TT.”

“Thanks for the warning Naked Ape...I guess I'll just have to keep looking for my cabana boy...”

“hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

*ahem*

No Comment.”

“I have never noticed CX (or any of his other admitted sign-ons) intentionally disparage any one on this board. Sure, he joins in on the fun, even initiates it sometimes, but he is not mean. Others here take every opportunity to impune others, especially CX. He has accepting the ribbing quite often with grace. If you think you can find occassions where he has been down-right nasty, check closely the user-name.
hikerchick, I'd venture to say CX would willingly set-up your chair and beach umbrella, even get you a drink. He'd probably even accept you as a peer and not some chick to be doted after.
Often I wonder 'what the heck is this guy posting that for' but it does expose me to thoughts which ordinarily would not find me.
He is younger than most of the pot-belly set found here (self included), about your age. If you find yourself in need of a cabana boy with a strong healthy back, he might be your guy. If you are looking for a cabana boy like your dear old Dad, check out the others. If you're looking for the younger brother, Deathmarch or Icy Tea might be the boy.”

“Wow, that's the only compliment I have ever gotten on here, I think I am gunna cry ;-\”

“I stoped singing Dr dre and Snoop dog a long time ago, I must admit that was pretty lame, but I had fun. I even got Nigal to start saying Shiznit!”

“See, the guy gets no respect, knows it, and still hangs around! He takes pleasure in the simpler things in life.”

“It's not like I actually know any of you, or have actually done anything to any of you. I just type stupid things on my computer at work. If you want to take it personaly then it just reflects on you!”

“I think there was a gal here before, briefly, whose name was "hikechick." She was in Colorado.

Tarpy, quit crying, for gawdsake, you're messing up that nice couple's mortgage papers!! (Oh, and we still call him "Tarpy" cuz first and foremost he was "TarpRatFace" or something like that.

And with that I welcome you, Hikerchick.

I was to Toronto once. My marriage soon ended. Ahhhhhhh, memories............LOL!!”

“You guys are all truly hilarious! I think I'm going to like it here. Cabana boy or no cabana boy...I can take care of myself! That said though, CX, I have nothing against you, but from the sounds of it you put up with a lot of crap...now you tell me, is it worth it?!”

“I rule this message board, but no one realizes this!

I was the best cabana boy AmyG will ever have!

And my dog treated her dog better than any Australian cabana puppy ever has or will! Except that one time on our way back from the SNP when my dog kept smooshing chino into a crevase in the back of my truck. But I digest! He is the most awesome backpacking dog in the world, and he even has a Granite Gear backpack! So there ;-p

AND SHE KNOWS IT!”

“...though he does have some issues.”

“Okay, I have a serious question now. I know, it's a long shot, but...give me some credit for trying! Is there anyone on this board that is anywhere near me, up here in the great white north?? New York? Michigan? Anywhere in the Northeast? I feel so alone!”

“Thanks Lips... BTW your coments/suggestions about the profile made sense and were on target IMHO.

I'm glad you are on my side, even if you insisted that I be a contestant!”

“ok, to be fair, Tarpy does have a really cute dawgie.
do:3

Ped, iffin I recall, der weren't no contestin' on your part...
;D”

“Yeah, ok! Talk to the elbow, cause the hand be tired of yo sheeeet!

Leave a message, BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!”

“(Sshhhh... AmyGdalla. don't go posting 'bout my part.)”

“AmyG, I think the men you pick from are called contestents, and you are the bachalorette.

First, we'll start out as the Dating Game, which will help you pick men out for a date.

Secondly, we will move onto the Love Connection, so we can hear how your date was.”

“then well move on to Change of Heart, so we can see if youll dump em.”

“I am quite sure the hand is tired, Tarpy, but dat aint my doing...well, mebbe indirectly...heheheheh

Oh come on, switchback, is there any question? ;o)”

“AmyG has been a guest star on every guys, "Fantasy Island."

I think we are all envious of Tarpie'r role in the "Odd Couple."

Mooooohehe”

“Switchback, that's a great idea.

There is also a showed called Blind Date. You actually watch the couple on their date. All the men on that show seem to be very horny. The girls are usually dressed in very tight or revealing outfits.”