Wilderness Haiku

“That's the problema
If its free no one wants it
Gotta charge for it

Dunaden man whoo
ee whoo ee whoo ee whoo ee
haiku stinks I stink”

“Inexorable
March toward five hundred posts
Haiku can't be stopped

Pebble in water
Expanding ripples in rings
Soon, all will be ice”

“through george bush's ears
the winds of winter thunder
nothing to stop them”

“The cold winter air
Feels good on my face as snow
Crunches underfoot”

“Maple Leaf, Treebeard,
Stratusloop and I walking
Along the A-Trail”

“post post post and post
but not a thing do I say
What is wrong with me”

“No snow is falling
Skies clear to partly cloudy
Army-Navy, cool”

“The woman scowls on.
Are all on the bus angry?
I miss the Northwoods.

dead grass and no leaves
a crisp wind howls, but no snow.
It's not October?”

“Watching the leaves drop
Red, orange, yellow and brown
Who needs TV, man”

“Laughing my ass off
Kleetn captures Bush just right
Winter winds grow loud”

“High atop Stratton Bald
this lil filly's close fall off
she's so modest ...........

”

“Clean Air Act amBush
Coal smoke billows easterly
White House now Gray House”

“Kleetn speaks in tongues
Single tear runs down his cheek
Very effective.

(your words reminded me of the Native American in that ad years ago)”

“The shortest day nears
Even though it's winter
Spring's joy draws closer”

“Ever hope for spring
Now hibernation and dark
Each bud awaiting”

“Count them, why don't you?
Four hundred sixty seven
Haiku marches on!”

“From the mountain path
My eyes see thousand foot drop
Making sure of steps”

“Something in common
With Tilt and Pedxing's son
Will Lyra read this?”

“Nodding off at desk,
Work is so dadburn slow now,
TT is back... yes!”

“holy crap, could it be?
Dunadan's revealing his
birthday to me? wheeeee!


wow, and it even rhymes. this better not be a trick.... LOL!”

“How old are you now?
How ancient be your mind's eye?
How old are you now?

(hmmm, is "ancient" two or three syllables?? If **3**, just delete "be" and it still works. GEEZ, I MEAN I DON'T WANNA SCREW UP THE HAIKU LIKE LYRA JUST DID IN HER EXCITEMENT!! Monkey see; monkey DON'T do!)”

“i know, i know, lizs, you don't have to point it out!! LOL. you're right, i just got too excited!
:-D”

“I think that lyra
Did not do very well in
Her poetry class”

“lol!!”

“i did smashingly
well in my poetry class
spankyouverymuch


(but it was just sort of talking about poetry, not writing it, LOL!)”

“We are all lucky
That there is no thread named thus:
Wilderness Sonnets”

“Lyra knows someone,
who is minus a butthole,
likes minage' a twa'.”

“"minage' a twa'"?!? that's a new one on me, LOL! extra points for creativity.
;-)

i know, i'm so glad i know that story! i just love shocking people with it.”

“That had to have been one of the funniest things I had read on TT in some time!

And pardon my French... hee hee! I can't speak or spell the language of those cheese eating surrender monkeys.”

“Pavre' Violin,
He no like-uh poetry,
Pitoee! I spit!”

“Okay, what thread is it on? I missed that one...”

“i think it's something like "everyone has one," bitpusher.

and Artex, was that a crack at monkeys? you bastard!
;-D”

“That was certainly the most twisted thing I've ever read on Trail Talk. However, having read "alt.tasteless" for five years or so, it is certainly far from the most twisted thing I've ever read on the Internet, lol...”

“thank you! :-)”

“One-upsmanship rocks!
The Fiddle-Boy's jealousy
Where is Yo-Yo now?

The shaking of trees
On the plains, winter means wind
Helping birds fly south”

“Horrible yo-yo's
Always dropping, returning
Pablum for small minds”

“Grey above us all
Rain is grace for dry midwest
Gratitude abounds”

“I often wonder
Would Haiku Masters consent
To a yo-yo thread?”

“Shoveling out love
Getting no return on love
Bacpac's cross to bear”

“FYAO III
toilet seat sticks to my @ss
oonga boonga this”

“frozen snot rockets
Pete's toxic eminations
war...and camp...is hell”

“Tales of the frozen
Better than a trip report
Haiku is succint”

“Who makes me write these?
Homeland Security, fool!
Can't argue that, huh?”

“Snow piled up high,
Moving back to Florida,
Where's my damn kayak?”

“Haiku's evil, yo!
Yos support terrorism
Stock up on duct tape”

“Blinding white cover
Branches all black against sky
Work boots crunching snow”

“Dunadan logged in
Harrass Violin, Lyra
Dunadan logged out”

“All in a day's work
Now go chew on a corn stalk
There's no place like home”

“The days grow longer
Sunshine glows beyond work's end
Keep watch for robins”