Wilderness Haiku

“The last line should
Have read "Graveyard in morning"
That would have been best.

Withered wood, no glass
Dare not disturb memories
Yesterday's homestead

Sunrise does not stop
At the stone wall surrounding
Graveyard in morning

Thankyou for pictures
Lizzy of the Shutterbugs
Corn fed and corn bred”

“Stunning, newborn greens
Twilight's deep reds and pinks glow
Spring matures each day.”

“Hey, dunadan, I started posting my haiku before I saw you on here. (had to search for "haiku") Karma, bro!

And shut yoh mouth about the CORN!”

“Beautiful, Lizzy.

Midwestern evening
Walking the path through iris
Intoxication

Hidden paradise
Living in flyover land
Hope no one reads this”

“Coincidental
Haiku and inspiration
Simultaneous

I will cease with corn
Dare I mention the pork, too?
I'd rather eat wheat”

“hey did you ever go on that Flint Hills hike? I never got any more info on it *pout*

Oops, sorry, am I grounded for non-haiku form??”

“Your haiku license
Can be updated for a
Small fee to Dunny

You are safe on this thread as far as I'm concerned, Lizzy. BTW, the Wildflower Walk in the Konza Prairie is on Sunday, June 8th. Call 785-587-0441 for reservations. This hike is through a section that is not open to the public. Do you have thoughts of attending?
I could have put that all in Haiku, but Violin has been making some serious threats lately.”

“Hmmmmm, prolly not just for a one-day thing. KC is 8 hours for me. How far is it from KC? And otherwise there are some other things I'd be saving vacay time for (see the "to do" list of fun things thread... lol... you will be happy to see Godforsaken Nebraska and the southern Black Hills are on the list. Then, I go for the more typical spots. :-) )”

“Corn, KoRn, and corning
Which one does lizs revile more?
We may never know”

“Fifty years old soon
Daughters want big hikerama
Wonder where to go.

Kansans understand
If you don't visit the state
Only flat and dry

Well, sorry you can't make it. There is another camp out Oct 12 - 16th at Scott County Lake. e-mail Andie Trembley at camplakeside@wbsnet.org.”

“auch der schnee fällt warm
auf den jüngling, wenn er nachts
von der liebsten kommt”

“LMAO, kleety! No sprechen zee Deutsch! (SP????)”

“Stupid poems ugh!
keep them far away from me
they make my head hurt”

“Incluso la nieve cae caliente sobre la juventud, cuando en la noche él viene de su amor”

“Ach du von viener
Stuckinsee in der zipper
Funny funny Kleent”

“Emphatic desire
To begin society
Banning all Haiku

Hark! What light doth shine
Into brain of Violin?
Ban Haiku? Yeah, right....”

“Ol dreary rain o
the Pacific Northwest Ack!
When will it be Spring????”

“summas closin in
what no spring? I'B jipped again
not even Irish”

“I thought we banned Haiku from this forum? Or was that thread innuendo and killed?”

“Rocks in a big pile
Insignificant humans
Rucksacks on their backs”

“Sweat rolls into eyes
Beauty rewards the struggle
Steps up a mountain”

“there ain't no mountains
where you live, goofy Kansan
yo, back to the plow!”

“BOOOOOOOOOOOO! all the haiku
put duct tape on all your mouths
and shut the hell up!”

“Free engages here
Quick with her Haiku attempt
That expressed her view”

“I am not engaging!”

“Free's cries of "Free Speech!"
Strike a jarring dissonance
With her haiku hate”

“Haiku will die soon
in a vat of boiling oil
they will die screaming”

“Dying haiku sigh
As they die consum'd in oil
Young philistine Free”

“lyra is back on TT
gladness and balance returns
pouting she is over”

“A definition:
Irony is Haiku posts
slamming Haiku posts”

“I can not help it
i resist typing them but
the deomons make me”

“Joined the other side
have you, Free? Just another
Marvin Gardens clone.”

“Methinks the Free gal
Doth protest Haiku too much
She really likes it”

“Hell no they must go!
the wronged must be righted
the cause will go on!”

“Toiling the soil
Toiling the pipes... Dunadan...
Easy care Haiku”

“Haiku grows on you
The more you write it the more
Haiku grows on you”

“I think her attempts
take such a poetic form
in her crusade here”

“Have we swapped the threads?
My zen mind is zen confused
See what you did Free!”

“Unholy trio
maple lyra twigeater
together again”

“Depressed, eh, Kleety?
Three hundred sixty five days
And still no sunshine”

“As the sun sets o'er
The beautiful mountains
The crapper still stinks”

“Distance between you
And vantage of toilet seat
Then life will improve”

“Still dislike this, Free?
All it takes is one poem.
You are one of us.”

“like moss on a stone
so haiku slowly conquers
covering the world”

“haiku on the net
its not pornography yet
Japenese protest”

“so firm, smooth, sweaty
a gasp and then a shudder
want a cigarette?”

“BOOOOO! At all haiku


I

CANT

TAKE

IT

ANY

MORE!”

“Voices in my head
a closet full of fruitcake
called the trail talk place”

“There, you little Free
You're getting the hang of it
How do you feel now?”

“On serious note
Matt must have axed the other
Thread about Haiku”