Wilderness Haiku

“It is a rare day
When the master is called out
By the quick student
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“I try to teach him
Wounded Knee just eats the books
Look again, sucka.”

“Now you got it dde
Jayhawks will get beat in March
Time to bounce your balls”

“you probably right
got their hands around their throats
chant rock choke Jayhawk

Could be worse you know
Might stoop to cheering on Pack
Slap my face for that!”

“wilderness haiku
turning into march madness
go fuego yourself!”

“Jackdaws eat the corn
Bustin' sod ain't what it was
Move to Beverly
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“Message to Kleetn
I've got yer fuego hangin'
Back to Wilderness!”

“typing for you foohs
has drained me of my mighty
haiku sorcery”

“Wise men will seldom
Ask the way to Cold Mountain
No way there from here”

“Down the rabbit hole
Slippery slope, no return
Haiku is defamed”

“dunadan dumps load
this thread ain't the only
thing in the crapper”

“Scatalogical
becomes infused once again
circle is complete
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“scatalogical?
king of the non-sequitur
no shìt, sherlock!”

“That silly kleetn
stop smoking that northwest bud
and return to earth”

“*Yawn* Another day
Comes to a merciful close
I am outa here”

“What the #&%!$ are you guys doin' to the Wilderness Haiku thread?!?!?

Bobo shudders....”

“bobo bobo bo
continues to ruin thread
you're no jfk”

“I know, it sucks, doesn't it bobo.”

“Perhaps contraction
One syllable, maybe two
Rain-soaked hick doe know”

“Nothing to see here
Just a bloody Haiku wreck
Move along Spirit”

“cold haiku writers
pause to debate handiwork
skwerl cleans his den”

“Getting hungry now
Two buns but no meat around
Come hither squirrel”

“must be more cautious
almost posted in sarge thread
troll is as troll does”

“meat!!!! rosy, not only do you have buns, but meat as well!!”

“moor mist flows downslope
lonely pine breaks the tide
no one witnesses”

“No humidity
Itchy skin every winter
Maybe I have crabs”

“More pissed at kleetn
loony guy breaks the rules
with stupid poem!”

“The golden day's orb
Hanging longer in the sky
I welcome springtime”

“Branches black on sky
Do leaves hide the tree's true form
Or are there two truths?”

“Lost

Stand still. The trees ahead and bushes beside you
Are not lost. Wherever you are is called Here,
And you must treat it as a powerful stranger,
Must ask permission to know it and be known.
The forest breathes. Listen. It answers,
I have made this place around you,
If you leave it you may come back again, saying Here.
No two trees are the same to Raven.
No two branches are the same to Wren.
If what a tree or a bush does is lost on you,
You are surely lost. Stand still. The forest knows
Where you are. You must let it find you.


David Wagoner”

“Bla bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla,
Bla, bla bla bla, bla”

“Oh curtains yellow
You give me sneezes and hacks
Spring best hurry up
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“Rollin' over you
Like Bush driving up the debt
No mercy for chumps”

“The definition
Of a fundamentalist
Zero tolerance”

“Fundamentalist
Keeping it plain and simple
Thus fundamental”

“minish223
needs haikus explained to him
dude, ur doin it rong”

“Not for everyone
Haiku takes concentration
And three or four beers”

“Ready to Buy Gear?
says the stoopid banner ad
Arc'Teryx Backpacks”

“Furrowed brow, thinking
This profound understanding
Smiling takes less force”

“ROFL!”

“
      tsk.   tsk.   tsk.

”

“All magical might
Mystical understanding
Contained in Haiku”

“You come around only once in a few months and this is what you give us? Haiku?

I'm with Violin...ban the Dunadan.”

“Nigey almost haikued and didn't know it.

I'm with Violin
Nuke the gay baby whales, yo
ban the Dunadan”

“Say, where's Spirit Coyote these days?”

“Leafy canopy
Dark shade blocks blazing white light
Strolling down sidewalk”

“Nigal haikuing
I knew it would draw you out
Please ban Dunadan”

“working the night shift
racing madly with the rats
the wilderness calls”

“Avoiding fuego
Dunadan walking tightrope
Picture of restraint”