Wilderness Haiku

“Nice”

“Noxious fumes inhaled,
Gagging, gasping, must find source..
Oh, It's just Artex”

“A lot of ketchup
To cover my fresh liver
Served up for Maple!”

“Oh, Free23
Sacrificing her liver
For Mapleleaf, ah!”

“Wedding Bells have rung
Click! Snap! Ball and Chain are One
Hiking with one leg”

“So is that you and your wife's trail names? Ball and Chain?”

“Wife has no trail name
Ball and chain are just a joke
My name is Bobo”

“Dunny's haiku class
Organized on Trail Talk
Free distribution”

“My big brother here,
In my heart I remember
Dream sleep, life is sweet.”

“Very nice, Free23. Again, condolences.”

“Absent for two days
Beautiful haiku appears
Pardon my return.”

“the microwave smells
of old hotdogs and popcorn
think I'll go vomit”

“Kleetn's Squirrl appears
To harvest and roast Kleetn
In the microwave”

“New revelation
Haiku 4250 pack
Kelty understands”

“Fourty two fifty?
Wow, that's cheap for a backpack.
Oh. It's a Kelty.”

“Quality gear...once.
Now, lowest bidder in Bangkok.
Heh heh. He said kok.”

“Attempt though you may
Nothing manufactured here
Bow down to the East!”

“Late season snowstorm
Low, gray clouds; oppressive air
Six to 12 inches??

White snow will fade fast
Mucky hiking toll to pay
Bring green; bring on spring!”

“I miss cold and snow.
Florida sun is quite hot.
So are the chicks here.”

“lol @ artex”

“Creaky branch in tree
Mercury drops, bladder fills
Snuggled in my bag.”

“Old Logger's Path Hike
Search and Rescue can be fun
Not after ten miles”

“Very nice haiku
However, I must refrain
For friend Violin”

“morning rain falls down.
i drank all my rum last night.
no hiking today.”

“your haiku: quite bad
leads me to believe you are
troll or radagast”

“yikes! yours was even worse than mine, jerk!”

“yokel takes a hit
you can't take away my gun,
bloody liberal!”

“you are still at it?
i think i will call it quits.
my haiku is bad.”

“All profundity
Haiku, the highest art form
Have another beer”

“Persistence pays off
In battle for dominance
Haiku rules yo-yo”

“Mommy, Make It Stop!”

“i am not a big pot head
i could not be one
i misplaced my super bong”

“It's 5-7-5 not 7-5-7 smokie.”

“The difficulty
With syllable discipline
Passing around bong”

“LOL!

I was at Pizza Hut last night and they invited writing a poem on their placemat, with the only words you could use provided in a list.

Let's see if I can remember mine. Of course it was HAIKU!!!

Delicious pizza
Mom, Dad eat pepperoni
Make me happy... share?!

(I counted "delicious" a 3 syllables... if it's 4, well, bite me... or my pizza.)”

“Pizza by the slice
Moderately topped, and yet
Indigestible”

“Anchovie on top
My heart races from the salt
Oiliness abounds”

“Greeze and so much cheese
High velocity dumping
Oh, my ring of fire”

“Arteries are blocked,
Catherization needed,
Apples for now on.”

“All inspiration
Leaks from hole in the bucket
Meaningless haiku”

“Oh, we must return
To nature and its glory
Sorry, Dunadan!”

“There are better ways
Than taking it personal
Skin starting to thin?”

“a big red blister
my foot dripping slimey puss
where are you smart wool?”

“Up a tall ladder
Carrying a puss bucket
Do look out below”

“Vomit and puss talk
Besmirching the Haiku thread
Where to now, Basho?”

“Masterful haiku
Like daily affirmation
The force of the tides”

“Smooth letters in stone
Sun reflects on epitaph
Graveyard in sunlight”

“Very nice.... I seem to take a number of photos in old cemeteries. So here are ome photos to go with........

Faith rising

McShane

The end of their lives”

“wow...great pictures and great haiku! :-)”