Wilderness Haiku

“I hope to meet all you haiku ppl on the trail someday...then I'll SHOW YOU HAHAHAHA!”

“Leaves drop from the tree
The cool weather summons Fall
Misty Mountain Hop”

“Pineconebutt talks big
Sure, but when she meets us, we'll
Haiku her silly”

“Blood drips on the ground
From the titanium axe
Free kills haiku scribes”

“Sully not this thread
Even threats must be haiku
Don't you get it, Free?”

“Take your clothes off Free
If you're gonna kill me right
This Freebird has flown!


(ehwww! Am I gonna get in trouble for this one?!??)”

“Shuddup Tuggles!”

“That's not right Capn
You need to put that into
Haiku form of verse

Shuddup you tuggles
And bumbum person as well
That's the proper form”

“The sweet smell of sex
Frogs make love in the river
green sticky frog slime”

“Capn bobo you ARE trouble!”

“If Free hates haiku
Then why is she always here?
Such a mystery...”

“Love and hate are one
Heaven and Earth connected
Two sides of one coin”

“Vast love for Haiku
Even Fiddle contributes
Zen mind single mind”

“"Pineconebutt talks big
Sure, but when she meets us, we'll
Haiku her silly"



Damn, will you never forget that name?”

“On Monday morning
Work suddenly comes to halt
Haiku has returned”

“Leaves close to turning
Breath like smoke, clouds a blue sky
Lowlands in Autumn”

“Daylight green brilliance
Breathing is sweet like fine wine
Mount Oread hike”

“The secret is out
Violin's big aversion
Haiku too mannish”

“Cool breezes blow through
My house; summer is over
Turn off the A.C.!”

“Pity me, my wife
Is hot-natured', and I
Am not. A.C. rules!”

“This is the TrailTalk
Forget the Past this is Now
Make it what you are”

“Discipline is key
Practice restraint from haiku
Then again, why not?”

“Shivering on trail
All this talk of Halloween
Hiking in wet pants”

“fall pokes its nose in
takes off shoes, donning slippers
houseguest for three months”

“Autumn Haiku


Orange-yellow leaves
vibrant red colors of death
soft chills whisper sleep

The leaves of the trees
tumble freefloating detached
wind now filled with form

The soft silent path
single leaves reunited
trails embrace the new bed

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“sexy”

“A man with a fever so dire,
Had testes which burned like a pyre.
He was heard to exclaim
As they put out the flame,
"Goodness gracious, great balls o' fire."

Oops. Thought this was the Wilderness Limerick thread.”

“we've missed ya, kleety! LOL!”

“As we gaze skyward
"Look, it's a bird, it's a plane"
It's hit-and-run Kleetn”

“the clouds roll, rain falls
and yet the forest is closed
lame fire policy!”

“Snicker, snicker, hork!
Boss walks by, rubbernecking
Coke spatters monitor.”

“*ducks from the coke*”

“Dead mallard drake corpse
Lying on concrete walkway
Buggered by his bud”

“"show me the monkey!"
shouts condoleeza to shrub
primates in white house”

“The many are called
Though the few are then chosen
Real biblical, huh?

Stinging wind lashes
Fighting for survival now
Typical Kansas”

“Hike! Who? Not this guy.
I come from the flattest state.
Nothing wild in sight.”

“Spring thaw sucks my boot
As though the Earth won't let go.
Is it Devil's work?”

“I wonder if the new filters will let me block just this thread?”

“Drab, dreary, and grey
Makes pancakes look mountainous
It's called "Flatitude".”

“Black barren branches
Sky blue, cloud white, like a frame
One tree in winter”

“Here we go again
Another Haiku onslaught
For the out-of-doors”

“Geobeet protests
However, in proper verse
The game continues....”

“Is it poetry
or just an attempt to be
a cunning linguist?”

“haiku, haiku, bo baiku
banana, fanna, fo faiku
me, my, mo, maiku....
HAIIIIKU.”

“Drab, dreary, and grey?
dare ye blaspheme seattle?!?!
be there. aloha.”

“Drab, dreary, and grey
This description also fits
North Alabama”

“Pukeing vomiting
boiling baby batter
after scotch, haiku bad!”

“You get no reprieve
You may forget our grand jokes
Haiku lasts decades”