Wilderness Haiku

“Sun splashed forest floor
Cool breeze blowing through trees
sorry bout the fake poo.”

“And if George W. was on the trail...

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of
opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
I am the Decider!”

“LOL...not a haiku..but

"You need to put some ice on that" will always stay with me...as the classic of a leader in the Democrat party.”

“Roseymonster does not know
What a haiku is
Somebody slap the dummy”

“Notice how Marvin shows up when Dunadan comes back....”

“broken leg be damned
I can still post the haiku
oh what fun it is”

“Chili broke his leg
Holy water painkillers
Who wants to see God?”

“Why would I see God?
when I can see a hot nurse
in high heels and hose”

““Adirondacks Calls
Hiking With my Friends
Pop the Cork on Hough!”
Capn Bobo
10:53:09 AM
11/16/06

Drunks and skunks answer
Stumblin' up, oops, wrong mountain
Cop some pork with Ho'”

“Chili's fractured leg
nurse drugs him up for her fun
Is that ALL she did?”

“The painkillers work
Chili imagines high heels
but the hose is his

Adirondack Fun!
The Smell of Spruce, Fir, and Moss
Hike with Me, my Friends!

Because I am Drunk
I will tell you I love her
Loser that I am

Earth is my refuge
To climb the harsh world today
Weight on my shoulders

Escape is the key
The sun shines bright in winter
The end of our life

Reborn as a frog
I f@ck and I just don't care
ribbit! ribbit! sploosh!!!

Moonshine invades us
Filling us making us full
Lonely empty world”

“yeah, the hose is mine
but playing fireman does rock
putting out the flame”

“LMAO!”

“Posting in great pain
Leg fractured but bone still hard
Chilmeister rocks on!”

“My tin foil hat
Protects me from gamma rays
Dayhiker's envy”

“Jerks.”

“vicodin kicks in
pain dissolves into the mist
chili feels so good”

“Nurse Goodbody
checks chili's pulse
lub dub lub dub”

“ok to check pulse
but taking temperature
can be so kinky”

“Time for your exam
Nurse unbuttons chili's fly...
Dunadan is back!

... and you were expecting????”

“Chill winds on my face
Nothing more to do today
Returning from work

Sadly I read verse
Bobo dissing Dunadan
Tears stream down my face”

“TUNABREATH! What is up. :-) I see you still haven't kicked that nasty haiku habit.”

“stupid Haiku!”

“Haiku is the #&%!$
Expressing innermost thoughts
Released like a fart

Dunadan my friend
How could I be dissing you
My partner in rhyme

So happy to be
As little as possible
With my dearest friend

First snow falls tonight
Woodland creatures settle deep
Winter sleep keep warm

The winter solstice
The longest night of the year
Could I be with you

Cold air speaks to me
Listen to the white snowflakes
Symphony of peace

Evergreens my mind
Reflections in the still lake
Of a time gone by”

“Cold air speaks to me
Listen to the white snowflakes
Symphony of peace

F'in Brilliant!”

“The north wind blows cold
Christmas carrols in the air
Got to decorate

Decorating sucks
What does Chrismas really mean?
I dream of hiking”

“warbling in the trees
I think of far off places
bird #&%!$ on my tent”

“Dunadan, you cad
posting haiku without me?
kleety kicked to curb”

“Really cold today
Cut myself shaving just now
It's a Crash! Bang! Thang!”

“Leaves crunch underfoot
Cold silhouettes at sunset
Thoughts of winter trees”

“How I miss them so
Long ago threads of jerky
And hydrating death

My good friend posting
Doubts of his essential worth
No worries, Kleetn!

Many thanks, Bobo
Fellow Haiku Warrior
Peace be with you, too”

“Leave crunch underfoof
Cold silhouettes at sunsoof
Thoughts of winter troof”

“good thing you guys arent going to the hoosier mobfest..........”

“hey SC I thought you would appreciate my last effort - kill haiku through ridicule”

“fine...but i'll still have to kick youalls butts.”

“Violent intent
Crusading against Haiku
Spirit Coyote”

“Those with open souls
Hear haiku songs in the air
Coyote cannot”

“Multiply haiku
My New Year's resolution
You expect weight loss?”

“Brand new year came by
Mt Rogers the other night
Same Ol' Dominion...”

“Sheltowee Trace Trail
Running water and a tick
Ass hole get my cheese”

“What a trip it is
When hikers reach the summit
To view a sunrise”

“On Old Rag Mountain
The view is most splenderous
trip there this weekend”

“Sniff sniff lick lick lick
Bite snarl bark hump hump lick lick
Sarabelle haiku”

“Pretty Linville Gorge
Steep as hell, who built this trail?
It kicked my ass good.”

“Do a sniffy ferts
Then a kwikky likky to
I gess you need traned”

“Thank you Sarabelle
If I were a southerner
I would yell Yeeehawww”

“Not making money
Monday is wasted effort
Tuesday twice as hard”

“Rained the other day
Gusty wind whipping the pines
Forgot muddy boots!”

“The hike was going fine
And I thought I was Faerting
But I had sharted”