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Corporate jungle
My manager sucks his @ss
buh buh buhh buh buh
Capn Bobo
7:14:55 AM
5/16/07

searing crack
confronts the beasts
pulse-quick attack
chappy
7:16:54 AM
5/16/07

Oh what will happen
To Jerry's kids whose money
He took so gladly
mARKo
9:39:36 PM
5/16/07

Making the drive to
L.A., where cars are many
And good friends reside
roseymonster
11:04:49 AM
5/17/07

Trump builds up next door
We can't see the lake no more
Dirty rat bass turd
Wounded Knee
11:12:13 AM
5/17/07

Jello, Gentle Ben
The Golden Days of Trail Talk
Nostalgia grips me
Dunadan
5:43:26 PM
6/18/07

Here's another one
Back when Kleetn was Phaedrus
We liked it that way!
Dunadan
5:44:29 PM
6/18/07

Somebody stop me
I've got a million of them
Violin's nightmare
Dunadan
5:45:17 PM
6/18/07

Double bass fiddle
Sho' gotta big bottom end
Slappin' that big box
mARKo
5:47:39 PM
6/18/07

Underwater scream
The freeze of quick immersion
Willow Lake waters
Dunadan
5:47:40 PM
6/18/07

Dunadan too slow
I got ya by one second
Maybe you do suck
mARKo
5:49:00 PM
6/18/07

The young apprentice
In constant race with master
Live slower, live long
Dunadan
5:51:00 PM
6/18/07

Stinky stinky butt
Thats a verry stinky butt!
I like stinky butts BTW
Sarabelle
6:00:45 PM
6/18/07

The crunch of each step
Middle pass to winter camp
Soon then will be now
Dunadan
6:03:10 PM
6/18/07

thursday night! baywatch!
mmmm, Palmela Handerson!
cold prarie winter

kansas sodbuster
once you loved the Hasselhoff
thy lameness astounds
kleetn
7:04:03 PM
6/18/07

The Hoff. He tried to
eat a hamburger while drunk
and couldn't do it

Pam Anderson's chest
So unnaturally buoyant
Save me! I'm drowning!
last edited: 6/19/07 12:32:50 PM
roseymonster
12:31:22 PM
6/19/07

sodbuster, oh where
for art thou lamest of lame
turkey in the corn
mARKo
12:34:12 PM
6/19/07

A madman, obsessed
Dun-dan screams, "Stop me before
I haiku again!"

Attention haiku
writers. Wrapping sentences
around is cheating.

Haiku addiction
warning sign: incessantly
counting syllables.
kleetn
1:16:56 PM
6/19/07

I am so sorry
Ignorant of the bad form
I vow to reform

Wildflower blooming
Waking from your winter sleep
Fragile, yet hardy
roseymonster
1:35:11 PM
6/19/07

Someone needs a job
Idleness, Devil's playground
Yeah, YOU, Kleety-poo!
Dunadan
2:47:33 PM
6/19/07

Townsend, Maryland
Homeland Security knows
Marvelous Mark-O
Dunadan
2:50:04 PM
6/19/07

Attack Dunadan?
Aspersions cast from both coasts
Man in middle, Calm
Dunadan
2:55:13 PM
6/19/07

man in middle, calm
you gots both hands down yo pants!
please, think of the kids
kleetn
3:00:07 PM
6/19/07

Cannot spell Towson
Correct or phonetic lee
Simple plainsman, duh
mARKo
3:01:31 PM
6/19/07

Flatlander frappe
Flip-floppin' flapjacks flyin'
Finds forests far from
mARKo
3:06:17 PM
6/19/07

Coasting, I think not
Must pedal constantly there
No hills in flatland
mARKo
3:08:21 PM
6/19/07

Misspelled on purpose
Shhhh...throwing off surveilance
Got the Marksist's back
Dunadan
6:13:26 PM
6/19/07

Too much rain on brain
He prays for global warming
And palms himself again
Dunadan
6:19:18 PM
6/19/07

Thunder and lightning
Hiding from the springtime schvitz
Eyes grow large in awe
Capn Bobo
6:09:20 AM
6/20/07

Flatlander has it
I know they are listening
Don't give a rat's a$$
mARKo
6:56:42 AM
6/20/07

Bobolini back?
Poontangcini, opera?
Tuba dooba doo
mARKo
6:58:23 AM
6/20/07

marko, silly lib
thanks for the dunkin donuts
wheres my coffe, bietch?
cRaSh BaNg
7:09:37 AM
6/20/07

Howdy doodoo, dude
Please keep distance, kimchi breath
Bee Bim Bop, Big Boy
mARKo
7:21:52 AM
6/20/07

other side of world
today i ate octopus
tentacles are yum!
cRaSh BaNg
8:33:36 AM
6/20/07

Haiku best TT thread
In need of more Viagra
Like lame Yo-Yo thread
Dunadan
6:29:29 PM
6/21/07

Russians love Satan
Ketchup is a vegetable
Trees are poisonous
kleetn
6:43:04 PM
6/21/07

Website needs control
Can't run it with corn likker
Hillbilly webmaster
Dunadan
7:18:37 PM
6/21/07

da new owner's here
show me what you got, sucka
we know you can't hang
kleetn
8:58:44 AM
6/22/07

flat land or out west
deys got no soul dem suckuhs
duh east is duh beast
mARKo
9:24:59 AM
6/22/07

This ain't thug haiku
Eloquence can be found here
Just not with kleetn
roseymonster
9:58:36 AM
6/22/07

Crash, you ate octopus? That's mean, they're smarter than dolphins! You wouldn't eat Flipper, would you? :-(
lyra
10:07:44 AM
6/22/07

Lyra break the rules
Posting non-haiku on here
Get with the program
roseymonster
10:19:47 AM
6/22/07

EAT IT EAT IT EAT
IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT
EAT IT EAT IT EAT
lyra
10:22:05 AM
6/22/07

this sucks.
spirit coyote
10:25:16 AM
6/22/07

Banished to flatlands
I can't stand up straight nohow
I need hills to walk
Geobeet
10:54:23 AM
6/22/07

squirrel boy posts crap
he be a jive time turkey
lives in a strange land
mARKo
11:32:59 AM
6/22/07

Geo Geo Beet
Gravel do crunch 'neath his feet
urban hillbilly
mARKo
11:34:07 AM
6/22/07

Fast hiking da bomb!
Sho can make time in Kansas
Hills is fo billys
Dunadan
7:11:11 PM
6/22/07

Suns rays last longer
No mountain blocks the expanse
Horizontal dreams
Dunadan
7:15:48 PM
6/22/07

Over six thousand
Yo-Yo only four thousand
Eat it, Violin
Dunadan
7:31:16 PM
6/22/07

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