Rent-A-Cabana-Boy

“Hello!
I have recently noticed the term "Cabana Boy" being tossed around, once I found the meaning of the term, I realized that I am perfect Cabana Material. I am looking to hike in the MI,OH,PA,IN,KY areas, and if any ladies need a Cabana boy, you could rent me, my fee is just the company.

R.A.C.B. Facts
We currently have only one Cabana Boy for rent, me. Our Cabana Boy is trained to not whine or cry on the trail, do many of the chores after a long hike (gather wood, start fire, cook) and offer loads of great conversation and humor. We have only one policy for our Cabana Boy use, please walk and don't run when holding a Cabana Boy

If there are any takers, please respond to this thread!”

“Cabana Boy Details:
At 6'4" and 225#, this sturdy Cabana Boy is great to have around in tight situations. Fall off a cliff and break a leg, our CB is trained to retreive you and doctor the injury. Other talents include:
Cooking
Massage Therapy
Great Conversation
Unabrasive Personality.

His traing includes: Mrs. Keeners High School Cooking Class, 89' grad.
On the job experience in Massage Therapy.
B.A. History
Smokey the Bear Forest Club
Once watched "The Edge"
Current candidate for "Survivor"
Norman McClean Fan
The Ladies Man school of wooing and talking nice to girls.”

“How bout baby tote'n? Do ya do that? She likes wooing and talking nice!”

“But can you make a daiquiri?”

“Ooooooh! Cabana Baby, Come back to Michigan and I'll take you backpacking!”

“I need someone to mow my lawn.”

“Ever thought about coming to Canada to hike the Rockies?”

“I'm insulted!”

“There's enough cabana boys here for free.
Give me 10 good reasons I should pay for you.
And, how do I know you're any good at it?”

“Mel, I don't think you've met a man you didn't like”

“Well, maybe one.

Hugs Ma!”

“I having a hell of time keeping up with all these cabana boy threads! There's so many of them!

8-)”