Cabana Boy Roll Call....

“.....My idea....

All of a sudden we have all these Cabana Boy wanna-be's, not to mention all our original cabana boys.

What I want to know is.

HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE?

Please register here (and include if you're a cheap rental, or take coupons instead of coin of the realm).

I'm going to LA tomorrow for a week.
When I get back, I expect to see the WHOLE list of our stalwart regular CB's, and newbies.”

“What a sexist concept. Why do women always treat men as pieces of meat?”

“Not true, bacpac. Sometimes they treat us like a money tree.

As far as my status, I thought I was assigned, but I guess I'm still free-lansing.”

“Sure, whatever you say tommy.

I thought you might want to know they call you T-bone behind your back.”

“Iffin you wanna be dragged up the hill by you hair like some cave woman b$%#& then yeah , I'm a cabana boy”

“Already the family sherpa, don't think I can be a cabana boy too.”

“Experienced cabana boy available. Free trial period. Inquiries invited. Extremely discreet.




Extremely flexible.

8-)”

“Why isn't NAMBLA protesting this practice!”

“I'm to young.”

“You are not too young for NAMBLA.”

“who is she?”

“Ice Tea - LOL!

Is there an upper age limit or hairline requirement for Cabana Boys? (My bangs are cut way back!)”

“See, now, T-Bone I'd take as a compliment.

But I'm a little messed up, too.”

“By Iced-Tea's definition, I'm a trail bitch. But I've always had dreams of becoming Lizs' cabana boy. However, I will make myself available to the highest bidder, unless AmyG places a bid, in which case all other bids will be rejected. Unless of course Lipstick Hiker places a bid, in which case I'm selling my house, quitting my job, and moving to the northwest.”

“Dreamers, nothing but dreamers.”

“LOL Hobbit!

wow, quite a grocery list...mmmmmmmm

I better git outta here! You know what they say...
never shop hungry...

heheheh”

“Cabana Boy here. member of the nacba (nortyh american cabana boy association)”

“This is one sick thread”

“Wow, Hobbit. Cabana Boy heaven!! hehehee

(And a Cabana Boy who'll not only tote the photo gear, but also bring his medium format equipment to boot...errr.. heeehehehe, ya know what I mean!!)

Ahhhhhhhhh.... my ready-and-willing beast of burden.

LOL!!

And hey, my personal CB (oh, how will I keep you from the likes of AmyG and Lipstick Hiker???!?!), did ya get my last e-mail? Sorry, I hadn't written in awhile. I THOUGHT I used the correct address..... but did ya get it??”

“Mel, what an awesome idea!!!

Tommy, I thought you were assigned too... to me! ;-)”

“Woohoo! One CB right here! 18 years old, strong, tall, handsome, etc. Inquire through said email address.”

“As far as I know, I am the original Cabana Boy. My qualifications:
-I make daiquiris of any flavor
-I peel grapes - leaving only the juicy center
-I will pick up any and all change you happen to "accidently drop on the floor.
-Massages
-I will test the warmth of the water in the pool/in the ocean.
-I'll make breakfast in bed - or anywhere else for that matter
-I run errands
-I will do 'most any favor you ask.

I am spoken for though, by Ms. Pamster, and Ms. Mel. However, if they concent I may be available for others.”

“medic girl--I was until you tried to solicit TrailBuddy on his rental thread.

I don't share!!!”

“hey oldie I want in on this one. you sound like the perfect cabana boy. but do you rub sore shoulders too?”

“I see there's some stiff competition here.

Hmm, I've never cabana'd before, but I listen well and do what I'm told.

My ace in the hole: I'm unemployed and ready for anyone, anywhere, anytime!”

“Full body massages...”

“I think I'm more of a Sherpa myself.”

“Shewt I'll try anything onced!.......”

“LOL! on some very funny posts.

Kinda reminds me of an old Mother Goose and Grim Cartoon. The dog and the cat argue over who is smarter.

Cat: "If you are so smart, what kind of things have you learned out to do?"

Dog: "I've learned how to roll over and play dead, sit, stay, fetch, bring slippers for the human..."

Cat: "I never learned how to roll over and play dead, and I can't sit, stay, fetch or bring slippers."

Dog: "OK, you win."”

“Moral is, I can't be on the Cabana Boy Roll, all of these gentlemen who have signed up are much better suited to the task than I.

Heck, if it was clear that there would be no "intimate" services I'd sign one on. But, I am sure that serving a woman would be required to bring out the best in them.”

“Please allow me to officially register as a Cabana Boy newbie... However as the saying goes... if you have to ask, you can't afford it!”

“You're hired Snails Pace! By the way, I like the name, it's my hiking style.”

“Cabana Boy Massage Facts - Full body oil massages, with concentration on the hands, feet, neck and scalp. I have extensive experience doing this type of massage and strong fingers to boot.”

“Tommy, you've broken my heart! :-[ How could I know that you'd definately decided to be my cabana boy when you neither confirmed the offer nor offered to come hike with me??”

“I feel like a little girl in the candy shop! *giggle, giggle*

I want one of each!!”

“Never!!!!! Do what? You can't be serious!! What kinda of one way street is this. Whatever happen to going dutch? You know Tit for tat!!!! (wink wink) But you know there is a sucker or should I say spineless wonder of a man in every crowd and it ain't me. You nipple clingers need to wake up before you are treated like some old dish rag. Demand equality. A thousands ships were launch for Helen, woman what do you have to offer for services rendered?”

“I'm guessing pleasure.”

“Oldie, I DOUBT you were the original CABANA BOY!!!

lol!!

Do you REMEMBER THIS???!

Seeking Cabana Boys

Yeah, I THOUGHT NOT!!!

Freedom and I went hiking (sounds like a good song, doesn't it??!) in either 98 or 99.

You are NEW to the cabana scene, youngster. Now humbly ask for forgiveness!!”

“with that attitude, Bunnyboy, yer in for a long-term relationship wif da hand. heheheh

Jess pokin' at ya! I like a guy with a little sass! ;o)”

“I am very sorry Ms. Lizs. I made an assumption based upon incomplete information. How can I ever make up to for the indignity I have caused you? My cabana skills are most humbly at your service.”

“Cute AmyG, I guess I left the door open on that one so to speak. Hey speakin of that, you know some would argue that no one would love you better than thy self. Heaven forbid that be the case.

Why some of these dogs continue to bark up possible the wrong tree, baffles me.
I wonder if they truly beleive that something may come from this. We have simple minds. Shake your tail, promise us a bone or belly rub and we trun from the big strong dogs we portray into little puddle making puppies. Sicking but true. And you all know it, admit it!!!!”

“Yes Mistress!”

“why don't one of you wenches get me a damned beer?”

“I'm making big puppy eyes and puddling on the floor as we speak. . . lol!

AmyG, yer too much! But girls with a little sass aren't too bad either! :)”

“AmyG, I think his hand dumped him too. Both of them I'f I'm not mistaken,”

“medic girl--how cute. Our first fight.

Now we need a make-up hike.”

“*grin* Hey Tommy.... so when are you gonna' make it up to me & come hiking? ;->”

“Oh, looky here what we got!

A smorgasboard.

This is like having a box of Sees Candy!

Hmmmm...

Full body massage?

Step to the head of the line.

I will offer you a blindfold if you wish.
Don't want to scare you too bad.”

“*Oldie gets the scented oils and steamed bandanas and lays them on the Thermarest massage table*

Welcome to the TT Massage Center. All of our massages take place in large tents with the thickest, most luxurious Thermarests around. We have daiquiris of all flavors to sip from Nalgenes. The tent is lit with an array of cented candle lanterns. Come in and enjoy.”