Today's Menu

“Outdoor cooking is one of my hobbies. For my son's birthday he invited about 20 college friends over for some of my backyard cooking. He requested the four major food groups (beef, pork, chicken & fish) The menu was:

Hickory smoked beef and pork ribs.
Apple/Hickory wood smoked chicken.
Applewood smoked salmon.
Beef ribs in BBQ Sauce (Dutch Oven).
Pork in BBQ sauce (Dutch Oven).
Grilled vegetables.

I use a mild rub on the meat before smoking to give it a special flavor.

Anyway, it was a hit and I have leftovers!

Mel--stop by!”

“Today's menu---

homemade ham bean soup,
homemade organic honey whole-wheat bread
Homeade organic pb cookies :)”

“Um...NM, instead of bread, we are having cat tacos....

I paused to check out tt a moment and when I went back to the kitchen, the damn cat had made the mixing bowl into a cat bed....

LMAO!!!”

“Gotta love those animals when it comes time to bake. I made 16 mini pumpkin loaves last week, went to the bathroom and came back to find 5 left! It took Birch's jackass dog two minutes to eat them all.

The menu sounds good.”

“Oh, the pictures I conjure up at a "cat taco".”

“Spirit..that is so funny!”

“Chili, go take another viccodin.

Yeah I thought it was funny too, of course I had to snap a picture.
”

“Oh, I get it, you are going to bake muffins!”

“OMG...this is the best i've ever made!!!

My hubby just ate a huge bowl of soup and one of my loaves of bread before going to work, now my cookies are done and gosh darn, they are the best damn cookies I have ever made!!!
last edited: 11/15/06 1:19:58 PM”

“cat tacos is a little redundant, no?
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“Lunch: Leftover chicken soup from our fave Mexican restaurant - mmmmmmmmmm.....

Dinner: ???

Dessert: Nuthin' - going to the Pink Martini concert at the Warfield!”

“Satan gave me a taco
And it made me really sick
The chicken was all raw
And the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid
And the beans were so hard
I was getting kinda dizzy
Eatin all the lard
There was aphids on the lettuce
And I ate every one
And after I was done
The salsa melted off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla
Got stuck in my throat
And the stains on my clothes
Burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was atremblin
And I broke out in a rash
I was so dry and thirsty
And I didnt have no cash
So I went and found a hose
Tore off all my clothes
Turned on the water
And it shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along
And she thought I was a freak
So she beat me with her handbag
til I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked
My body badly bruised
In a pool of my own blood
Unconscious and confused
Well the cops came and got me
And threw me in their van
And I woke up on the ceiling
And I couldnt find my hand
They took me to the judge
His eyes aglowin red
The courtroom was filled
With witches and the dead
Well the sheriff was a hell-hound
With fangs and claws
The prisoners were tied up
And chained to the walls
The air was getting thick
The smoke was getting thicker
The judge read the verdict
Said cut off his head!
Well they placed me on the altar
And they raised up the axe
My head was about to explode
When I noticed the marshall stacks
I noticed all the smoke machines
Cameras and the lights
Some guy with a microphone
Runnin around dancin in tights
And I noticed the crew
And the band playin down below
And I realized I was in a rock video
So I went and joined the band
And I went out on tour
And I smoked a lot of heroin
And I passed out in manure
I made out with the groupies (aw yeah)
Started fires backstage (aw yeah, start em up)
Made a lot of money (aw yeah, Im makin it)
And I gave it all away (give it all to me)
Well the band got killed (aw, bunch of losers)
So I started a solo career (aw haw, yeah
And I won all the awards (get em all now)
And I drank all the beer (drink it all up; get funky)
And I opened up the taco stand (aw haw, etc.)
Just to smell the smell
Cookin with the devil
Fryin down in hell”

“LMAO! Nutcase.”

“Why settle for a six-pack when you can tap a keg?

”

“This is NOTHIN' that looks like that in Northern WI.!!”

“Hey you have a nice car, you build a nice cover over it.”

“id like to tap the first guys tab.....grrr baby!”