Mushroom Hunting

“FYI - The morel mushroom season is approaching.

There's gonna be some fungus amongus.”

“That looks like a really bad STD.”

“You should know.”

“my brother and i used to harvest the shrooms from out cow pastures and take them to sell on friday and sat. nights in clubs, bars nearby...you can make a killin doin it...”

“anyone been yet this year?...what's it like?...last couple years weren't that great around here...i think i'm going out this weekend”

“They have been poppin around here for several weeks now. We've had WAY above average rainfall this spring.”

“They should be up in your area, thrifty. They're just showing up in Michigan. Check out the Morel Madness message board.

http://www.morels.com/”

“thanks for the site noncon...here's another great one!

http://morelsandmore.com/”

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oh, i'm so gonna give this to my wife and tell her it's law that she has to wear it the whole time we're hunting”

“LOL that's good thrifty! We ate these and ramps with our dehydrated stuff along the southern portion of the AT years back. Great for mixin' in.”

“Speaking of mushrooms, anybody know what wacky shrooms look like? Don't they grow outa cow patties or horse turds?”

“They have to have a sterile environment. Peyote grows out of poo. They look like portabellas almost, dried up, dark brown and can have tiny caps or huge caps.”

“Not many mushrooms have been out around here lately. We've had too much dry weather.”

“puff balls grow in cow poop...”

“I've heard that the cows have to be grain fed for the dookie to grow shrooms.”

“Around matured horse poop is referred to as "mushroom soil".”

“I watched a show on TV and they showed how farmed mushrooms are grown on a compost of hay and soil soaked in horse urine. The urine has nitrogen or something the mushrooms need to grow.”

“I think the idea behind being grain fed is that the grain contains some spores or something like that....”

“ape retains great memories of these in Amsterdam......”