AND JERRY NOTHER, AS THE BEAVER!

“YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAW”

“I am Ward Cleaver! Eat my flesh and become June!”

“Whoa! I think I just flipped my lid, that was fun!”

“My favorite line from the show:

June Cleaver, "Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."”

“wally is always looking for the beaver.”

“June was a hottie!”

“July is supposed to be even hotter!”

“Thank you DARK CONTINETENT!”

“I think my favorite character we Eddie Haskel.”

“oops....."was" not "we"”

“I like Lumpy Rutherferd, and that little brat baby who was always crying about no one playing with him.”

“his NAME was CLARENCE, DAMMIT!”

“Ha! I think you're right, how did you remember that?”

“because it used to piss him off when they called him lumpy.”

“Gee Beave! I wanted to get some pop down at the juke joint.”

“If our body "turns over" cells approximately every seven years, how can memories of this kind of inane stuff exist 35 years later? Are these memories becoming a lasting part rather than merely short-lived cells? Are we physically changed (upstairs) by our experiences? If true, how much (if any) of this change is reflected in our genetic make-up?
Why can't I find my other bedroom slipper?”

“Where is Lumpy? Or Clarence, or whatever his name is.”

“Where have you gone, Eddie Haskell? Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you. Wooo wooo woo.”

“He was a cop for a while.”

“THAT figures.”

“Jerry "Mather"?”

“Ken Osmund (Eddie Haskel) was rumored to be Alice Cooper in the mid-70's.”

“Huh! So was Bacpac.”

“Ken Osmund was a cop in L.A. and was actually wounded on duty.”

“yea, and Eddie Munster was rumored to be King Diamond...and Marilyn Manson was rumored to be "Paul" from that show "The Wonder Years"! Funny, ain't it?!”

“Remember Whitey and Larry? How about Judy, the snotty girl from Miss Lander's class? They're all rumored to be TT'ers.”

“Whitey is most likely Bluto Bear, Larry is surely Nigal. Judy has got to be aimee gee...who else could be so snotty? Well, maybe Biz. But Miss Landers is most definitely mel.”

“kleety = lumpy”

“The first toilet ever to be seen on television was on 'Leave it to Beaver'.”

“Do you think Phil was Fred Rutherford?

I'm Wally. "Gee, Beav. If I would'a known there was girls and beer and junk on TT, I would'a joined a long time ago."”

“toilets are art...right? at least urinals are, according to Duchamp!”

“Ok, who was the first person to be actually on the toilet on TV?”

“Archie Bunker was always flushing the toilet, but on it? Gee, I don't know.”

“Dennis Quaid was the first one to piss on TV complete with sound effects in the tv movie about LBJ.

Oh, you betcha! I'm killer fun at a party!”

“bacpac is Otis from the Andy Griffith Show. Or maybe Goober.”