Guess who's back?

“It is ,I my children, Tarp Lloyd Rat. The Supreme God-Head who lost his password, and has now come back from the dead with a little help from Matt the Webmaster.

It is I who will save you, you are week, follow me to a bliss never known, a forever lost time of death, a combed and groomed yard of destructive anarchism, and a deliberate retreat from all that is right.

Let not the imposters, with their names of fake, lead you astray, be always aware of spaces, and letters, and commas. They will mock me, they will cast stones, and even pretend to be I. But they are not, and I am I!”

“Skiddle diddle dink!”

“If WalMart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?”

“I hate those Walmart comercials! They make it sound like life is so much better sense Wallyworld came along.

"We were glad to be able to provide a clean water grant to those folks. Now they can turn on their faucet and get nice clean water."

[PUKE! Splash!]

And then there are the ones that show the happy, happy handicapped person working away with a smile because they work at Wallyworld and they getting a fullfilling career where there once was no hope. Bullsh!t! They exploit the handicapped for their own means.

And the ones were they show all the happy, happy Walmart employees talking about how great it is to work there and how much fun they have. The only talk I ever hear when I'm in there is one cashier talking to the other (when they are suposed to be paying attention to the customer):

"I don't know who he (manager) thinks he is but I ain't workin' Saturday night! He can say anything he wants but I ain't gonna be here. I don't care. I'll call in if I have to. I told him 5 weeks ago I had plans!"

Walmart sucks, full stop. And here I thought this thread was gonna be worthless! 8) Thanks Kleety for taking this thing in a constructive direction! lol!”

“Get off my thread A holes! I wasn't talking about Walmart!”

“Sup YO? What be the Diznit?

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants 'rassling doll
Mama whups his rear”

“hey, ya know what? Guess what! For switching phone companies, I got a "free" 30 dollar K-card...it's like a credit card for K-mart! Yup, it's true! whadafuh?
gigglegiggle

yeehaw, blue light special, here I come! >;P”

“Get off my thread A hole! I wasn't talking about Kmart!”

“Nigal, you shop at my Wall-Mart? Dude, it's a long drive just for low prices and crappy service.”

“AmyG, I got a $150 gift certificate to Amazon for changing phone service...now that was worth hanging up on my prior phone company!”

“'Sup yo?

I hate K Mart too! They have 25 check outs and about 3 people running them and 25 people standing in each of the three isles waiting to get out of the place. It's almost as bad as Kleetn's trip to REI (hio bacpac!).

IMHO, Target` rocks! The commercials are cooler, they have the rad bull terrier on the commercials, and after all, it's all about image isn't it? lol! the one thing I do hate about Target` is they all have those cell phone/radio things instead of hardline phones you can jump on and page people like Michael Hunt, and Richard Huffer on.

Oh well! Who is your new carrier Amy? Good service? I hate AT&T. I got smacked with a hidden internet redirect that cost $226! I don't know how they got me but I fought the bas$tard$ for months and finally had to call the Ohio Consumer Councile to go over and rough 'em up for me until they cried uncle and took it off. BASTARDS!!

I like this thread! It's kinda like a worthless coffee house thread!”

“Wal-Mart is the Religion of the New South.

Has anyone seen CX?”

“kleetn - LOL! Never saw a Wal-Mart Haiku before. Awesome

Wal-Mart manager
Indentured for twenty years
Turned forty, got canned

Not very smooth. I'll practice.”

“I AM CX!”

“"It is I who will save you, you are week, follow me to a bliss never known, a forever lost time of death, a combed and groomed yard of destructive anarchism, and a deliberate retreat from all that is right."

Tarp Rat
9:15:54 AM
5/2/01

week?...as opposed to month, day or year?

Do you really expect us to believe it is you, Tarpy?”

“Me too--I like Target. Nice wide aisles. It costs about 10% more than wmt but I'd rather pay than be miserable. I have to shop K-Mart from time to time because my little sister's husband is the pharmacist. I was in there yesterday. They NEVER have what I want. MP”

“K-Mart sucks.”

“I went into Target a month ago and they had a bunch of their camp gear on sale 90%off. It was pretty cool.”

“lingerie counter
was grab and go
shoplifter's bags
on overflow”

“WEAK!!!!”

“I love Wal-mart. Our Sears store is about the size of a Dunkin Donut shop. I go to K-Mart when I don't want to fight the crowds.”

“I get my underwear at the KMart in Cincinatti.”

“I leave my underwear at the KMart in Cincinatti.”

“I think most of our K-marts here went out of business. Wal-Mart whooped them. Target is doing OK--somehow.”

“This thread has allowed many of you to come out of the Walmart/K Mart closet.

Let the healing begin!

Tarp Rat-
You ARE good for something!”

“arrive in neurotica
through neon heat disease
I swear at the swarming heards
I sweat the foul terrain
I rove the moving scenery
I have no fin
no wing no stinger
no claw no camouflage
I have no more to say...

Say...isn't that an elephant fish on the corner over
there look at that blush baby mud puppy noolbenger
rhinoderma marmoset spring peeper shingleback skink
siren skate starling sun-gazer spoonbill and suckers,
they seem to be everywhere, well it's a live revue
random animal parts now playing nightly
right here in neurotica..

K. Crimson”

“I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!”

“Bet you can't make Nigal like you!”

“Who is the invisible dude that has posted here twice?”

“It's my gay twin!”

“I figure it must be... Ahhhh, he got meeee”

“K Mart.
400 Oak Street.
Yeah.
Definetly K Mart.


Course, you just threw your shorts on the highway.”

“Well, sure Tarp Rat
But like I said before:

Rad is the Lounge Lizard King.”

“Why do the sell takeout at Hooters?”

“I don't know about takeout, but they won't let you look at the menu for four hours.”

“sniff sniff is that dick I smell? why Tarp Rat it is you”

“You two need to get a room.”

“Invisible guy may be me...let's see.”

“yep...it's me.

Happened once before a long time ago.

Any guesses?”

“The boy who cried wolf!!! Who really cares anymore. Next week you will be some other alias. Just pick one name and be done with it.

Target is not American from what I have heard. I'll take the Big K over Walmart any day of the year. Does anyone still shop at those big expensive department store chains?”

“What is that strange smell?
Are we being duped, again?
Tarp Rat reappears.


Kleetn, don't go thinkin' you are Haiku Master!”

“Gee. No fun if no one guesses. I'm just a regular guy whose name disappeared. Geez.”

“Meanwhile millions of miles away in space
The in coming comet
Brushes Jupiter's face
And disappears away
With barely a trace”

“It's Oldie.

Don't any of you shop at Meijers Thrifty Acres? Maybe it's a strictly Michigan establishment.”

“Dunadan, you fool!
I am the haiku master
Now all bow to me

Misunderstanding?
Briar, oh silly rabbit
WalMart, not K-Mart”

“Krispy Kreme in your shorts.
Ah, but does it itch?
Walmart security knows.”

“5-5-7? Not right!
Remedial haiku class
for mel (after bath)”

“A poet master I am,

Gonna give ya some,

Brittney Spears makes me wanna...

"Hey, how many words do I get here again? Awww, never mind the moment's passed."”

“Is it 5-5-7 or 5-7-5? Does it matter?”