Filthy, Dirty, Hippie Returns

“Filthy, Dirty Hippie, and Proud of it!

You want to insult people, you should insult people you know.

I don't think there is anyone on TT whom I've invited to participate on hikes with me, and who have also stayed at my home who shares your jaundiced view.

I only respect educated opinions.
Obviously I do not respect yours, or you.

I have been flamed by far more talented individuals than you.

Ain't that right bacpac?

And I'll respect you in the morning too.”

“What is that horrid smell!?!

OMG Flashback!~”

“Mel, you rock!”

“Mel, you reek!”

“fishing, mel? not biting. not here anyway. If you want to have a real discussion, email me. I've already said publicly what needed to be said publicly.”

“I musta come in halfway thru a fight....first of all, damn glad to see ya, melsie. Second of all, who done pissed ya off? Grrrrr!”

“this thread title reminds me of something my son and i talked about a few years ago...
as we were driving past campus one day, he said "look at those hippies....i can't stand hippies " (my son is so conservative...dont know how he got that way..)...anyway, I reminded him that when his dad and i were in college, that we were "hippies" and he shouldnt judge people on how they dressed.........to which my son replied
"yeah, but you and dad were the good kind of hippies,,,,these hippies are dirty and smoke pot".......well, we did bathe daily i recall......but uh....hmmm ....i just dropped it...

totally unrelated story i guess.....pardon my random wandering....

btw...hey mel....have not seen you pop thru here lately”

“Nafook....

Honey Lamb....
You want to rent a room and fight in private?
Naw....

You start up in a public forum with me, you finish it that way.

You want to have a popularity contest, your ass is going to lose.

Ever heard of Lenny Bruce?
Ever heard of Hiker Boy?

bacpac....
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
And for you?
I would regrow hair in my armpits! Uh...
I forget...
Do you like your female persons hirsuite or otherwise?
You may be a redneck, but you're OUR redneck, and we love you.

Personally, since you're a McCain fan, I worship you from afar.

And as for you other degenerates?

I'm so glad we can get nekid in jello together.
Thank the Good Lord we can choose whom we invite to slosh and roll.

But kleetypie...
I keep getting that damn squirrelpubicfur stuck between my teeth.

Got a toothpick?”

“She's drunk....and on a roll.......peace babe.”

“Screw McCain.

MEL for President!”

“Kleety for Vice President!

I must be gettin a buzz”

“Wow, I feel like I just saw the end of movie and I didn't know the plot, but this is good reading.”

“you shoulda kept it in that thread then, mel, or do all of your thought processes take this long?

and I don't believe anything I said was in hopes of gaining popularity on these boards. As you yourself have pointed out, my view is a rather unpopular one here. But it's mine, and I'm free to express it. So stuff some more shrooms into your liberal pot-luvin' mouth and shut up.”

“Nafook?

You jealous, honey?”

“yes. I am 100% jealous of a filthy dirty hippy who is taunting me through an online persona. Oh god oh god. Please let me be like mel.”

“I don't know what this little spat is about, but when Mel calls the cavalry...

Nafai is screwed.

More to come, I hope!”

“Nafook.... Sweetlips..

Inshallah...
May you end up as smart, popular and good looking as this dirty filthy hippie.
Here, have a joint.”

“Dammit! A good ole fashioned mud slinging contest and I can't find it?

Grrrrr....”

“right bacpac. I'm screwed alright. please protect me from online scorn.

mel, unless you're a moderator, which you're not, there's not a damn thing you do or say to censor me or keep me off of any site i wish to visit online.

you guys are joking right? I mean, I've heard of people taking their online social life this seriously, but how can you possibly think that anything you say can or will affect me?

You hold the clout and weight of the tooth fairy.”

“What's your beef Nafag?”

“Fairy? I've talked to you before haven't I, Nafag?”

“Nafag, the powerful!

I kinda like that. You got spunk.”

“Wow, I really missed something. Whazzup?!

Good to see you back Mel!”

“I can vaguely remember a thread where this came up -- but not to come up with its name. Dang!! Is that the cause of all THIS??!?”

“Enquiring minds HAVE to know. How did this start?”

“Nafai, mel does not have an "online" persona. She's a "real" women (person) with friendships that go beyond internet chat.

Filthy, dirty, hippie? To assume a fake name inorder to put a women down is as low as you can go.”

“Ah, my friends.

Don't ask me.

Fook here has a chip on his shoulder so he wants to square off at someone old enough to be his mother.

Hey, Fook....

You got a thing for bashing old ladies?
En Garde!

The Tooth Fairy?
I kinda like the sound of that.

Flitting from Fook, to Fook, depositing mushrooms, grass, and Everclear under their collective tiny little pointy headed pillows.

Clout?
Adonde va?

bacpac..
Deja view?”

“Oh, Fookie Pie?
BTW...

As much as I love hanging out here, I DO have a life other than the virtual.

Or perhaps you are only a virtual "person"
and don't understand the concept?

There are times when I have to go out of town and leave this home-away-from-home of mine, Trail Talk.

So, it wasn't my thought processes you are so enamored of that slowed me down.
It was how fast my truck goes downhill to Los Angeles.

kleetypoo..
You're a cartographer..

Can you tell Fookie Lips where to go?

And as for this thread?

Hey, Fookness....
I just wanted to make it easier for you.

Simple things for simple minds.”

“Fuk off Nafai, you're obviously taking this seriously, or you wouldn't be hanging around this thread - much less this site! - as long as you have.”

“i'm enjoying the laugh, and the invincible mel refuses to speak to me one on one. Hence my statement that she is a weakminded hippy poser who has to hide behind her chat buddies when challenged. I don't hide my email address, nor my name with it.

mel, off-topic flames aside, you preach about openmindedness--except when the other mind's opinion doesn't see eye to eye with yours.

And Pisgah, search for my posts on this site. I don't post often, and when I have posted, its to ask gear/location/packing questions. Not to hang out with some letters on a screen.”

“Does this have anything to do with the high price of gas? Yo bear!”

“When I was in California, the gas was up to $2.29, can you believe it?”

“Fook...
READ MY LIPS.

I am speaking directly to YOU.
You act like a jerk, and the people here will treat you like a jerk.

Mano y mano?

Are you kidding?

I got more hair on my upper lip than you got on your chest.

And while you're at it...
Use capitals when you start a sentence.

Say...

You didn't learn English as a Second Language, did you?

You kind of swarthy complected and familiar with the Eye-O-Tullah?

Yo bear...LH
Gas here is above $2.20 a gallon.
But then, that was this afternoon.
I hate to think what it could be by tomorrow.”

“Filthy, Dirty Hippie, and Proud of it! uhhhh like we didn't know that...

"I got more hair on my upper lip than you got on your chest." Mel, do you have Italian blood in ya?

What gives..... is this a hotflash or a flashback?”

“He chides us for spending a lot of time on line, chatting about a common hobby. Try searching for his email address on google.com and his hypocrisy will be made clear.
hint: LOTS of time spent playing EverQuest, aka EverCrack, aka NeverRest”

“Hey Mel. I'm thinking about doing a loop in July around Mt. Clarence King, entering at the Onion Valley pack Stattion and heading east on the Kearsage Pass trail. Ahh, hell. I send ya an e-mail about it. Will you give me some of your valuable experience from years on the trail?

Hey Nafai. Where do you hike? At the strip mall?”

“:0)”

“"You hold the clout and weight of the tooth fairy"

HAHA! I'm writtin' that one down! That's restaurant quality burnin' there! lol!

Anyhoo...welcome to cliquesville Naf! Heck son, compared to Mutt yer a beam a frickin' sunshine!”

“"No gawd help me...hippies everywhere...can't get away...no, hippies...they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad..."

Eric Cartman”

“Hi Mel. Glad to see you. Mary”

“Mel - Welcome back! I missed you. Hope you had a good trip to the flat lands.”

“Had to chime in. Welcome back to the board Mel. That's from one Hippie to another.
As far as offline lives, I do have one Nafai, with TT regulars no less!
Bagging on someone is one thing, but judgments on someone the way you did, got old fast.
Your name did come up over Margaritas awhile back, if that is any fuel for your flames.
BTW, are you related to Cartman?? He's got a thing for "hippies".”

“Mel is amongst friends here and doesn't need us to defend her...hell, she is safer here than a naked man at Ellen De Generes' house, but I digress. Lissen up Naffy baby: you are a mere speck here. As such, you should honor the wisened masters of this place. We have weathered gear and jello battles the likes of which you could never imagine. Therefore, you must always hold everthing Mel says above reproach. Bow now to our queen....the esteemed Auntie M!


Meanwhile, I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe anything you said.
”

“THATS RIGHT. MEL HAS CREDENTIALS!!!”

“Wow i've logged into loserville. Funny thing is, not a single person that has replied here was ever involved in any of the backpacking related threads that have any useful information regarding the sport.

I'm the one flaming and being a jerk?? Anyone forget who started this thread? Mel, you want to cut and paste my words of insult that hurt your hairy-lipped feelings to start off with? I think your just catching the backdraft of your own flames here, as I never insulted anyone on this board until it came to defending my beliefs.

Mel, I take it you were the recess "boss" on the playground in sixth grade too. You're fitting a classic pattern of an individual with low self worth. The rest of you are fitting the pattern of lemmings.”

“You act like a jerk, and the people here will treat you like a jerk.

btw, at least I've had the dignity and courtesy to use your name correctly. You seriously sound like little kid when you call me Fook.”

“"Funny thing is, not a single person that has replied here was ever involved in any of the backpacking related threads that have any useful information regarding the sport."

Dang, YO dude! I've had your back from the first post! 8) Sometimes this place becomes more like a politicly correct opium den than a backpacking site.

Wanna say the "F" word 20 times in one post? "No problem! It's only words!" Wanna start a thread about The Door's lyrics or Buddhism? "NO! Waste of time!!" Wanna stand up against drugs? "Intolerant dique!"

Bottom line: A lib always shows there colors...yellow. happy Friday! 8)”

“Nafai, I was the playground peace maker. Children bickering noisily bothered me. MY comment was not intended to show my support of one party or the other. It was an (albeit feeble) attempt to diffuse the hostilities. I don't know what this about. I don't care to know.
You know what they say. When life deals you lemmings, make lemming ade.
Peace (the two of you!)”

“In honer of Cinco de Gringo...Para esa tontaria, niños.”

“Sorry, Nigal, missed your name. On top of being young, foolish, bare-chested, and drug free, I'm blind too. =)”