Car Camping in Hillbilly Land

“I think streamrunner also wears a pant.”

“If you ever tried to camp at The Ohio Power Campgrounds you would know why this guy gets turned off by what he calls hillbilly's. It is so far from a pleasant outdoor experience you would do better to stay home (more peaceful). I gotta say I don't car camp unless I have to, I use the campgrounds as a place to meet up with other packers-that's it. I'm grouchy and too tired to enjoy my time because other campers don't respect the 10 oclock quiet rule. I married a Ky man-I know hillbillies and my Dad is fron W.V. Ohio Power is cool if you stealth camp though.”

“I think Sarabelle wears a pant...”

“"mini-bikes and mullets........almost heaven"
Tom Terrific
10:12:02 AM
03/07/02


Brace yourselves folks, the world will be ending soon, Tom and I finally agree on something.”

“"If there was a way to combine NASCAR and Wrastlin'...

Look Out."

Tilt
03:23:20 PM
03/07/02


"Don't deny it any longer...
embrace your inner redneck!"

donman
03:25:02 PM
03/07/02


ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jgeils I appreciate the compliment but I'm not even close to earning my hillbilly certificate yet. Much less a degree in redneck. I'm still in training and hell (or should that be haaaaaiiiillllllll) I haven't even left the flatlands yet.”

“you're not a true hillbilly unless all your four letter words are two syllables. shee-it”

“Yup,.. duh-hog = dog”

“Whar, oh whar, sh'd ah begin tellyng yo' about how mendacious hillbilly haters are? Howsabout hyar: Anger is corntagious. Eff'n yo' disagree wif mah claim thet ah muss, on principle, offer a framewawk fo' discusshun so thet we kin mo'e quickly retch a cornsensus, then read no further. It is immature an' stoopid of hillbilly haters t'make serious dialogue difficult o' impostible. It'd be mature an' intellyjunt, howevah, t'git mah message about hillbilly haters out t'th' wo'ld, an' thass whuffo' ah say thet thar is no sech thin' as evil in th' abstrack. It exists only in th' evil deeds of hillbilly haters. Hillbilly haters apologists perpetrate all kinds of atrocities while allegin' thet they is simply not capable of sech ackivities an' thet tharfo'e, th' atrocities muss be th' produck of mah an' yer fevahish an' on overwawked imaginashuns. ah see how impo'tant hillbilly haters' viperine diatribes is to its mahrmidons an' ah laugh. ah laugh on account o' ah's hankerin' t'give varmints mo'e info'mashun about hillbilly haters, he'p them digess an' assimilate an' unnerstan' thet info'mashun, an' he'p them draw responsible cornclushuns fum it. Hyar's one cornclushun ah doubtlessly hope varmints draw: Eff'n yo' look soberly an' carefully at th' evidence all aroun' yo', yo' will sho'ly find thet in a tacit corncesshun of defeat, hillbilly haters is now openly callin' fo' th' abridgment of various freedoms t'accomplish coercively whut their deluded, fastidious disquisishuns haf failed at. ah's so'ry eff'n I've gotten a li'l off track hyar, but hillbilly haters' perspeckive is thet they knows th' "right" way t'read Plato, Maimonides, an' Machiavelli. Mah perspeckive, in corntrast, is thet sartin facks is clear. Fo' instance, hillbilly haters believe thet ennyone who resists them desarves t'be crushed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Thet's jest wrong, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! They further believe thet th' bess way t'make a point is wif foamin'-at-the-mouth rheto'ic an' letters filled primarily wif exclamashun points. Wrong agin! Fry mah hide! It will not be easy t'do whut comes natcherly. Nevahtheless, we muss attempp t'do exackly thet, fo' th' ovahridin' reason thet th' magnitude of its lies sh'd disgest ennyone who has an even moderate ejoocayshun. In fack, ah have said thet t'hillbilly haters on menny occashuns, an' ah will keep on sayin' it until they stop tryin' t'promote racial superio'ity dockrines, ethnic persecushun, imperialist expanshun, an' junocide. Eff'n yo' doesn't reckon thet ah knows how most of yo' feel, then reckon agin. ah believe ah have finally figgerd out whut hillbilly haters deprive indivijools of th' right t'provide an atmosphar of mutual respeck, free fum antagonism, misoneism, an' all other fo'ms of prejudice an' intolerance. It appears t'be a combinashun of an on overackive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own mo'al propriety, an' a total lack of exposure t'th' real wo'ld, cuss it all t' tarnation. Hillbilly haters pow'ful struck a nerve wif me when they said thet they haf their mo'al compass intack. Thet lie is a painful reminner thet this hyar is yet t'be comprehended by most putrid po'n stars. Am ah aware of how hillbilly haters will reack when they reads thet last sentence? Yessuh. Do ah care? No, on account o' eff'n histo'y follers its course, it sh'd be evident thet their pero'ashuns is not an abstrack problem, dawgone it. They haf mighty corncrete, eemeejut, an' unpleasant cornsequences. Fo' instance, once varmints obtain th' critical skills thet inable them t'reckon an' refleck an' speculate independently, they'll reckanize thet hillbilly haters' premise (thet hono' counts fo' nothin') is their mo'ality disguised as pretended neutrality. Hillbilly haters use this hyar disguised mo'ality t'suppo't its hareengues, tharby makin' its argoomnt se'f-refutin'. ah's cognizant thet hillbilly haters is lifelong members of th' Church of Abominable Revanchism, but in o'der t'solve th' trimenjus problems wif hillbilly haters, we muss fust unnerstan' these problems, an' t'unnerstan' them, we muss shatter th' illushun thet they unnerstan' th' difference between civilizashun an' savagery. In th' past, it was puffickly clear t'ev'ryone wif insight an' wifout malice thet hillbilly haters' surrogates seem t'be caught up in their need fo' inemies. Unfo'tunately, thar were a number of varmints who seemed t'lack this hyar insight at th' right time o' who, corntrary t'their better smarts, corntested an' denied this hyar truth. Eff'n hillbilly haters kin on overawe an' befuddle a good 'nuff number of prominent indivijools, then it will become virtually impostible fo' ennyone t'shatter th' adage thet hillbilly haters has th' man'ate of Hevvin t'foment abusive fo'ms of political tyranny. Hillbilly haters is out t'move increasin'ly towards th' establishment of a totalitarian Earth. An' when we play their game, we become accomplices. Thet's all ah have time now t'write. Eff'n yer hankerin' t'git mo'e insight into hillbilly haters' mentality, though, then study th' details of their opinions. Try t'see th' trimenjus pitcher: It will decidedly amaze yo'. It will take yer breath away. An' it will cornvince yo' thet hillbilly haters haf come mighty, mighty close t'makin' me cower befo'e th' emoshuns an' accusashuns of others.”

“One must earn the title redneck-one is born a hillbilly.

By the way-Wrastlin and Nascar have been combined-Busch Series anyway-
The NWO (New World Order for those who don't partake) sponsored a car.
You guys might check out sports entertainment- It is a bit like Trail Talk-addicting.
And thats the bottom line..”

“LMAO Violin!!!!!!

8)”

“Artex told me that car camping SUCKS!!!!!And he feels bad for people who do it becuase it is a sickness.

The cure=backpacking

8)”

“Crazy Mike says that he totally agrees with me and that all car campers are a bunch of sorry wusses. :-)”

“HA!!!! Artex is a sorry wuss too!
Here is the proof:
Artex Car Camping in Maine

Caught ya!!!!!”

“BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8)”

“for the record.... car camping, base camping, day hiking, whatever etc... Who give's a rat's behind. As long as I am in the outdoors, I'm happy.”

“i'd rather hike, but with 3 boys, it's not always possible, co car camping is the next best thing. and i know some car camping spots that'll rock yo world! a bad day in the woods is better than a good day in town.”

“Hey, that's not me! I was photoshopped in!”

“exactly paisley hiker!”

“base camping is pimp!

8)”

“car camping is foreplay for backpacking”

“Words to live by!

8)”

“car camping is to backpacking....


what polishing the ole helmet is to actually gettin giggy wit the ole lady...”

“LMFAO!!!!!

Thats funny Strat!!!!

8)”

“still better than nuttin....”

“wow, is CMB becoming a convert??”

“HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8O”

“I believe that most of us would hate it if "everybody" backpacked. I don't like car camping, but my wife loves it & goes fairly often. She's always going with her friends, family & grandkid. I'll stop by after work sometimes, which varies since I have no set hours & don't always know what day I'll come home. Work most weekends too, but have days off during the week, so I have the mountains more to myself.”

“I see a two burner Coleman stove in the foreground which is proof of serial car camping. We've all done things we're ashamed of once or twice... but making a habit of it? For SHAME!

What's with the flannel jammies?”

“we always eat cerial when car camping....











no flannel, EVER!”