Updated: Phil's Photo Page

“"mounted," LOL! i think newgirl said she was quitting her job...and she really only posts constantly when she's at her job.”

“So I better refrain from saying "mount a search party" in other words?”

“Dang aero, she couldn't take it from me, so I wouldn't tread there if I were you.”

“She's probably busy trying to teach everything she knows to the person she was sharing her job with. I remember newgirl saying something about getting calls at home on her weeks off from this person. She's probably too busy to post...”

“it would take quite a man to mount a whole party.”

“Ok, lyra, since you've had your picture posted on phil's site have you had any increase in the usual, crank emails?”

“Someone call Rick James...”

“...but only one to mount a Thermarest!

ha-waaahhh, i miss newgirl!”

“would newgirl feel better if she new it was an antiquated term only used by old farts?”

“(that Thermarest crack was supposed to come after baume's post!)

disappointingly, Aero, i have acquired no stalkers since posting my photo. Dunadan did email me the other day, though. eeeeek!
;-)”

“lyra....as far as you know, you have acquired no stalkers yet....


moooooooowahahahahahahahahaha.....”

“oh yeah! so there is hope, after all...”

“jeeeeeeeez Aero. Quit mounting the search party already.


No Lyra, you tarnished OUR image by posting a pic... <GUFFAW>

Just OW kidding OW!! dammit! OW! quit-it!”

“what does she need with stalkers, she's got tarpy?!”

“Need a stalker. I'm available. How do you think I ended up with Maple? j/k lol”

“I'd stalk all these babes, but thought it best to wait 'til I get the anklet removed.”

“guess that can cramp your style, Limpy.”

“I’m just surprised that they asked Phil to satisfy solitary dawn’s whole family.

Don’t they know that he’s a happily married Christian man?”

“LMAO at everyone!! you people are too cute.”

“Yeah... Treebeard was Just Kidding... <wink> <wink> <nudge> <nudge>”

“Say no more, say no more!”

“Eric Idle on TT!”

“kewl. Send Chocolate.

who's Eric Idle?”

“Time for lyra to rent "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"...”

“From Monty Python...he'd fit right in here.”

“Knew she would, knew she would.”

“Eric Idle was one of the Mounties singing The Lumberjack Song.”

“aaaaalrighty then! that movie's been on my Must See list for several years...”

“And don't forget Life of Brian, though it's not really quite up to the "standards" set in The Holy Grail. It does contain one of the more humorous stonings depicted in modern film...


But what is this?”

“Lyra, it is a must see. It is one of the funniest things ever produced.”

“"English pig dog kuh-niggit, I fart in your general direction!"”

“Oh well what can ya do?

8)”

“I blow my nose at you, son of a window dresser!”

“Just one wafer-thin mint!”

“G'morning

Morning

G'morning

Hello

Mornig

Has anyone seen Michael?

No!

Oh Dear, he must have been picked last night......”

“So you think you out clever us French folk with your silly knees bent running around advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.”

“I knew building that shrine for Solitary Dawn was a bad idea....all that incense burning and chanting didn't help. You think she got scared off?”

“your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!! PPHHHHTTTTT!!!!”

“Oh Pissboy!”

“Talk about a shrine to Solitary Dawn!

Rending of clothes over her departure turns to Monty Python. No greater flattery can there be!”

“Anybody wanna watch me mount this fish? It's a ten pounder.
>)))'>”

“SD's mistake was telling her family that she got her picture posted on the internet. =(8-O”

“Just saw lyra's pic. I especially like the one where she appears to be choking Tarpy. She shouldn't have just posted that. I think she could have held us up for good money to see that pic.”

“I think Pathman has it right. She hasn't left, just removed her picture.”

“Men who say "nigh" (how do you spell "ni" anyhoo?)

One Christmas at my ex-boyfriend's I think "Holy Grail" was on TV. I told his #&%!$y twin sisters how it was the best movie ever. I was sitting there rolling off the sofa at the jokes. They just rolled their eyes and said, what else is on?

That was immediately before the stoning.









LOL!”

“Maybe they weren't stoned enough”

“i wasn't choking him, LH...he was picking me up and carrying me around, and i was hanging on for dear life! he's the one who's always trying to kill ME!
;-)”

“There’s a man we call our Leader.
He’s fine and strong and brave,
And we’ll follow him unquestioning
Towards an early grave.

He-e gives us hope of sacrifice
And a chance to die in vain,
And if we’re one of the lucky ones,
We’ll live to die again.”