Cops in Hillbilly Land

“As you may know, I had the great displeasure of attending a car camping outing with some good freinds this past weekend (see car camping in hillbillyland thread). I took some flack for labeling car campers before I actually went on the trip. Well, here is a story about the trip that proved my theories correct.

At about 1:30 a.m. a "gentleman" from the campsite next to us began releving himself very close to my non-coleman tent. I was worried, for this person had been sitting in a deluxe recling camp chair and drinking heavily all day while his buddies decided to make thier stone washed jeans, cut-off stone washed jeans. Anyway, this guy then wandered over to our site and walked directly over to my campmates tent and proceeded to try to get into the tent by unzipping a non-exsistent zipper on the window. When we approach the gentleman (lets call him Billy Ray") he muttered something about a c**kS**ker and proceeded to walk toward my tent and try to eneter it. I gently grasped the jean jacket with rebel flag on the back and told Billy that he and his ponytail mullett should stumble to his own campsite 20 yards away. He made it, but I had to put my rainfly on that evening just in case he came back. I rest my case.”

“I think that was Nigal.”

“That was a joke of course, Nigal, so don't get all mad.”

“I, too, think it was Nigal.
Seriously.”

“Naw, it was Darrel trying to get Nigal in trouble.”

“Bingo Kleetn! 8P”

“Was he wearing a shower cap?”

“Actually it sounds like ya ran into some Ohio State students. LOL! I don't know what's a bigger embarrassment to Ohio...the mobs in Columbus or the ones in Cincinnati.”

“So where are the Cops? Was this an FOP campout?”

“They might have been cops....
....or NIGAL!!!

Anyone ever read the "Thingamajig" book to your kids?

Maybe it was dingoes pissed on your tent!”

“I was the cop. The poor ole fool took one look at me and I think he actually sobered up for 1 sec. I am almost positive I saw Arkansas plates on his 1978 Ford F250 w/wooden handmade truck cap.”

“Oh, and bacpac, if you think that last comment was a crack at you, you'd be right.”

“Was he missing any teef?”

“Lets just say that the word Dentist must have been taught in 3rd grade out there in Arkansas, because this 2nd grade drop out had never heard of one.”

“In addition Buddur, to this guy, he thought braces were something to shore up the double wide or the 79' El Camino on his front lawn.”

“i once saw an episode on cops where this fella from arkansas got arrested. apparently, he and his coleman gear were picked up for impersonating a real 'camper'.”

“You stinky Troll, you old stinky Troll
you have no heart and have lost your soul
TrailBuddy old son, you sure got a pretty mouth
you better keep your stinking self out of the South
here in the threads it`s meaness you seem to enjoy
but in the South you`d be Bacpac`s pretty boy toy
here and now, I`d like to say I was only kiddin`
but if you get to the South you best stay hidden”

“The United States Civil War, North 1, South 0, enough said!”

“That's "the war of the rebellion".

sheeze! Learn, boy!”

“Man, this jerk is an elitist pig.”

“Dude, just know that this guy is NOT representative of the whole state of Ohio. Between this guy and me you'd think there were no good Buckeyes. At least we have Briar Rabbit...OK, at least we have Neal Armstrong.”

“Nigal...didn't you folks give us Larry Flynt?
And...after reading this thread, I'm seriously thinkin' that I'll grow back my mullet.”

“Trailbuddy, you're story is so funny. I think he was so drunk he basically didn't know where he was. You should have sent him packing in the opposite direction, lol.”

“DULP!

While yer waitin' fer yer mullet to grow back you can get the 84 Camaro out from behind the barn, slap some bondo on it and see if she turns over! lol!

With my skin head hair cut the only hair longer in the back is actually ON MY BACK!”

“Hey we gave the country Bill Clinton.

Dough!”

“That sure must be a source of pride for all y'all Arkinsaniacs!”