Boy, did I screw up!!!!

“Before the Cumberland Island trip, I shaved ALL the hair off my face. Goatee & mustache. When I got home, I thought Susan was gonna KILL me! She says I look like a kid with no face hair. In a few days I'll have enough hair and she'll talk to me again.”

“when you showed up at my door, i was gonna tell you to get your punk ass off my porch. i thought you were some kid wanting to mow the lawn! LOL!!!!”

“BTW, Who much $$ to mow the lawn?”

“i'll give ya a dr pepper and a moon pie, kid. LOL!!!!”

“sissy”

“Cheapskate!”

“I like having a convertiable face!”

“Is there anything better than scraping a razor across your face? Remember when you couldn't wait to be able to shave?
Facial hair...she will be tickled.”

“do you want some candy?

BOYS LIKE CANDY!”

“I'm inclined to agree with Susan. I liked the goatee and mustache.

$.02 :o)”

“Speaking of hair, *sob* *sniff* *whine* My angelic little boy, who will be 1 1/2 on the 15th and who doesn't say "no" yet, got his first hair cut. No more little curls at the nape of his neck. He doesn't look like a baby anymore. Now he looks like a little boy. :o(”

“My beard is seasonal. On in the Fall off in the Spring.

It's naked tiime!”

“Chicks dig goatees”

“Chicks dig mullets!”

“I personaly think facial hair is discusting.”

“Cool! Less competition for me. :o)”

“I personally think poor spelling is disgusting.”

“Cheapskate LOL”

“Face hair undate:
The stubble is growing back nicely. Susan no longer looks at me with complete disgust. Of course, it helped when I bought her a Rammstine CD.”

“It's all good in moderation. Hyper gets a bit carried away with his beard growth some winters. He doesn't believe in trimming, just shaving ang growing. He starts looking like Grizzly Adams after a month or so.”

“If I could grow a full beard without looking like Shaggy for a few weeks I would. But since I last fall I have had to settle for my goatee and handle bar moustach.”

“I don't have a choice in the matter. 19 more months and I will start my goatee!”

“null”

“Some would call a goatee a Ball-tickler!”

“.....or a Womb-broom!”

“Mmmmmm...wouldn't that be a "Cat-Scratcher", Mr.Terrific?”

“I screwed up too, but I can't talk about it.”

“Hmmmmmm, it depends on how long its been growin'.”

“Is there anything worse than whisker-burn on the inner thighs?”

“I hate whisker burn on my inner thighs, it makes it so hard to do my leg lifts.”

“I don't even want to know how you got whisker-burn on your inner thights, Tom!!!”

“thighs, that is.”