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S.H.I.T.

“Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) We are
trying to
give our employees more

S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your
share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be
immediately
placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are
especially
skilled at seeing you get
all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their
S.H.I.T.
will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.
S.H.I.T.).Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go
to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they
don't
have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you
are
full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We
can add
your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T). If you have further questions,
please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING,SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life,just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T. They have already had
their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High
Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)”

Tarp Rat
2:16:54 PM
5/10/01

RE: S.H.I.T.

“I thought it was funny!”

Tarp Rat
2:55:15 PM
5/10/01

RE: S.H.I.T.

“We put that on our bulletin board at work. Too Funny!”

hyperpacker
3:08:47 PM
5/10/01

RE: S.H.I.T.

“:)”

ThinAir
3:13:48 PM
5/10/01

RE: S.H.I.T.

“what tune is this?

how did it change?”