Tarpy Freak-out Pool

“Stardate 2531.16”

“Willow, why do you want to know when Tarpy will freak out? Are you holding his meds?”

“Lips, We all know it is just a matter of time. Tarpie turns over a new leave as often as a Fall breeze.”

“I just don`t know what to make of that Tarprat
he`ll change names, but his ways,..I doubt that
he may lay low for maybe a day or two, that is my best guess
then he`ll be himself again and he`ll start up another mess”

“He's not that bad. Some are worse.”

“Damn! 9:05 came and went and no melt down!”

“Lipstick Hiker, This started out in the thread "I'm gunna change my tune" . Someone said we needed this thread so I bravely started it.”

“The price of plastic poly resin is supposed to peak in July when gas prices are the highest, this will start a chain of events making tarp prices as high as the most expensive Marmot tents, making tarp rat question his very identity, resulting in a meltdown predicted by Nostradomus in his 18th quatrane.

Let's just hope for an earthquake instead.

July 14th, 2001 a.d.”

“Trailbuddy, LSHISOTS That is too funny!”

“But soft!
What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East,
And AmyG is the sun!
Arise fair sun, and kill the moon who is green with envy that thou, her maid, are far more fair than she.
Be not her maid - for she is envious!
Her vestal livery is sick and green, and none but fools do wear it - cast it off!

See how she leans her hand upon her cheek?
O! If I were but a glove upon that hand that I might touch her cheek!


five...
four...
three...”

“gojo, thanks for that Shakespearian writing. It's beautiful. I love that passage, but do not remember which play it came from.

Willow, I didn't mean for you to give an answer. I was just kidding. I keep forgetin to use my lipsticked smiley lips :{}

btw Willow, have you ever posted a bio? I think everyone would like to know a little more about you. What part of the country do you live in? I'm not sure if I remember you posting your state on the state roll call.”

“Is that A Mid-Summer Nights Hike???”

“Here's a hint for you, LH.

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.”

“She might need another hint: "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"”

“One more hint: They made a movie out of it.”

“Man, what a rough crowd!”

“Lipstick Hiker, I posted a bio on that "bios" thread. I am from Indiana. I was going to do a "Hello, I'm new here" thing sometime back, but some guy did it a head of me. Everyone just gave him a hard time about being a troll. I thought maybe if I just started posting no one would notice. :)”

“Thanks SARboy, and to ken, I'm not that dense. I don't think I needed anymore hints to figure out Romeo & Juliet. Thank you anyway :{}

Hi Willow, I'll check out the bio's thread. I don't think you would have been treated as harshly since you are a women, maybe.”

“One of Bob's finest songs, covered by many, including Judy Mowatt of the I-Threes, whose first solo album was named after the tune.


Lyrics:


I'll play your fav'rite song, darlin'.
We can rock it all night long, darlin'.
'Cause I've got love, darlin',
Love, sweet love, darlin'.
Mellow mood has got me,
So let the music rock me.

'Cause I've got love, darlin'.
Love, sweet love, darlin'.
Quiet as the night,
Please turn off your light.

I'll play your fav'rite song, darlin'.
We can rock it all night long, darlin'.

Strike the hammer while iron is hot.
Strike the hammer while iron is hot.
Strike the hammer while iron is hot.
Open up your heart.
Open up your heart.
Love love come running in, darlin',
Love, sweet love, darlin'.
Love, sweet love, darlin'.

Strike the hammer while iron is hot.
Strike the hammer while iron is hot.
Strike the hammer while iron is hot.
Open up your heart.
Open up your heart.
Let love come running in, darlin',
Love, sweet love, darlin'.
Love, sweet love, darlin'.

Mellow mood has got me, darlin'.
Let the music rock me, darlin'.
'Cause I got your love, darlin'.
Love, sweet love, darlin'.

Love, sweet love, darlin'.
(Repeat)”

“

Rasta Mon Vibration is POSITIVE!”

“johnnie?”

“You know what, I think I actually did change my tune, from Rage Against the Machine back to Bob Marley!

Nice!”

“damn! bacpac won!”

“"....that he may bring forth food out of the earth". After smoking a doob, who wouldn't go searching for food, lol.”

“PUFF PUFF GIVE!”

“It wasn't too hard to figure Tarpie would try some mind expanding substance on the weekend and be primed for a Monday morning blast off.

What did I win?”

“Ok everyone who was in the pool, tell Bacpac he was right and you were wrong as grand prize. I'm sure he doesn't hear this often and it would mean more than money.

hehehe”

“Good one TR!

Willow, actually I hear it all the time.”

“LOL!!

How'd ya do that Tarpy???! Damn OFFICE ASSISTANT, anyway!”

“lizs, I tried to find the site by using the url at the bottom of the "assistant page", but not including the mans name. It brought me to his page, and I clicked on "assistant....", but it didn't work.

If anyone knows how to access it, let me know, it looks really funny.”

“.....
bacpack is the East, and Tarpie is the sun.”

“My @ss is the moon :{} How did you miss that one mel, lol.”