Where did radagast go?

“that no-good bastard!”

“Yeah. Good riddance!”

“Yeah, he was abnoxious.”

“I think he go'd in his pants. Oh yeah. Thats Nigal.
The plop thickens.
Who cares?”

“he was such an egotistical, pompous, cocky bastard! freakin' know-it-all! i'll bet hell sent a limo for him.”

“Lounge-a-gast, every time I see your new name, it reminds me of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Good flick.”

“I heard he hooked up with Ward Leonard and they were busy yo-yoing up and down the AT.”

“Rad switched his name about the same time as Tea left, right?

I'm just trying to stir up trouble, pay no attention to me.”

“Who is that man behind the curtain? (Wizard of Oz)

switchback, rad's name reminds me of that old computer game "Larry the Lounge Lizzard".”

“How 'bout "Leisure Suit Larry"? Remember that one?”

“pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. he is a bastard, and radagast is his name.”

“switchback, Leisure Suit Larry is Larry the Lounge Lizard. I played his first game. I loved it. My computer was next to my bed, where we (me & my beau) slept. I would sit up all night in the dark playing that game.

It was so much fun to go into the bar where Larry would give the secret words to get him upstairs with the "girls of the evening". If you forgot to put a condom on him, his genital area would begin to pulse red and he would die.

I liked when you could go into the casino and play, when he went looking for love in the hotel, bought condoms and had a conversation on the public telephone.”

“what thread did Rad-a-zard say he was changing his name in? I missed that somewhere, (probably that one time I got up for just a second to get a beer). Just curious what made him change.”

“Not to add thickening to the pot but...

Did you notice how Tea almost idolized Radagast? Weird, eh? AND there were times when Tea wouldn't capitalize the word I. Coincidence? Hmmmm! AND how Radagast almost disappeared for a while and when he starting posting a lot again, Tea disappeared. Hmmmmm.....”

“Ice Tea is to Radagast

as

Sarabelle is to Gojo

Is that kinda what your saying Sunny?”

“At least Tarpie picked some cool names.

Lounge Lizard? How bout Lou Serr.”

“DUDE! Your new mane sucks!

Be Radagast dammit!”

“oops...i mean "NAME"”

“Wally
Why does my name suck?
I'm not going to be Radagast.

........Oh wait, You weren't talking to me were you?”

“i cain't get no love from deez hos.”

“Where did dat ol` pimpin` Rad-A-Dad go
out on this evening`s tide with the flow
no one`s sayin` nothing, but someone`s gotta know
did he get all caught up in it with one of dem Ho
oh, he`ll turn up and dat`s for sho
him and dat wild one`s smokin` dat blow
he be hidin` from da law and dat be so
just never you mind where dat radagast go”

“Kidding,...just kidding!
It`s very late and I ran out of things to do.
Before you go and get mad, I`ll say I`m sorry to you.

I`m sorry!”

“why are you sorry? that was the shiznit, yo! damn, you are toooooo sensitive, mr foot.”

“Since everyone shortened radagast to Rad, can we just call you Liz?

What is with the capital letters anyway?”

“I would rather call him Lady Luck.”

“Some say one of dem Hos give him an infection
others day say, he be in da witness protection
now no one know for sure where dat boy be
he be connected good, now don`t you all see
he be turnin` up one of dees days and dat be for sure
he be off in Mexico pickin` up some of dat dare cure”

“You be just keep guessin` what he done already be known
when dat ol` boy he be made, he be made bad to dee bone
he be out pimpin` with dis fine clothes and dat big gold ring
and you don`t know nuttin` bout nuttin` dat amounts to a thing
dats one bad ass dude dat just be always blowin` anna goin`
with dem two fists of steel and a gun dat don`t be showin`”

“Big Foot
You gotta stop doing Crack.”

“I guess you`re right there Dude!LOL”

“Hey, I'm lizs!!!! No more lizes allowed.”

“get me a beer, toots.”

“Rada...who?”

“HA HA HA, LOL, you people crack me up. YOU ARE THE BEST RAD!!! SIMPLY THE BEST!!! LOL, HA HA HA!”

“Last seen headin' in opposite direction of US gov't. authorities. Believed to be ensconced in the "Golden Triangle" area of Myanmar training insurgents on boredom survival techniques. Or was the persona just always a cover for Osama Bin-Laden?”

“he drained a couple kegs and fell off mount doom, dude!”

“He was the lizard
Of a thousand kings
And I chanced to meet him
One night wandering
He told me tales
And he drank my wine
Me and radagast
Kinda feeling fine

He had a cloak of gold
And eyes of fire
And as he ssspoke
I felt a deep desire
To free the world
Of its fear and pain
And help the people
To feel free again

Why don't we listen to
The voices in our hearts
?Cause then I know we'd find
We're not so far apart
Everybody's got to be happy
Everyone should sing
For we know the joy of life
The peace that love can bring

So spoke the lizard
In his mountain home
The vision of his wisdom
Means we'll never be alone
And I will dream of my magic night
And a million silver stars
That guide me with their light”

“Uriah Heap (sorta)”

“with a little uriah HEEP thrown in!”

“I can name that tune in five notes Rad

”

“Actually,
Literary scholars have recovered the original version of the Essay on the Ishtari. The phrase that Violin has down as:,
"For Radagast, the fourth, became enamoured of the many beasts and birds
that dwelt in Middle-earth,"

Contains a key error, the word is "breasts" not "beasts." Further, As scholar I.C. Globes has indicated, "Middle-earth" was once used as a cryptic code name for "Hooter" amongst pre-Istarite carousers.

Thus, the phrase should read

"For Radagast, the fourth, became enamoured of the many breasts and birds
that dwelt in Hooters,"”

“Ohmagawd...they've gotten to PedXing too.”

“the young jedi is correct!”

“HA HA HA, LOL, you people crack me up. YOU ARE THE BEST RAD!!! SIMPLY THE BEST!!! LOL, HA HA HA!”

“There was much writen about radagast who delved in the dark places....
In whom, one might wonder?

This from one Phil McCracken.”

“Violin, I'm currently reading LoTR and have been suprised at all of the subtle references on this board. Besides Rad, sarabelle's writing comes to mind.”

“Ped-

I stand corrected.

Globes is the authority. I worship at her teat, er feet.”