A special G.W. Bush Message!

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We knew it!”

“that'll stir 'em up”

“So that's why he has trouble speaking in public.”

“I'm a monkey!”

“Stinkin' Hilarious!”

“Hey newbie, what's your sign?”

“Since Bush took office there have been no Y2K porblems!”

“True Dat!”

“You just made my day!
Thanks, Tarp Rat!”

“Well, since HH posted, its time that I come out as a Homochromic hiker.”

“Dubya is the man!”

“I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our
wings take dream. Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!


This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George Bush. Circulating on the internet for some time, it was reportedly compiled by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. It is reproduced here to mark National Poetry Day.”

“Pedxing is a homochromic hiker?”

“I remember that poem! What a gas!”

“What a man our Fearless Leader is!”

“"It depends on what the meaning of is is."”

“G. W. Dummy”

“i never had sex with that woman........”

“Now, if only we could get that in haiku form.
Hmmmm, maybe I have a higher calling.”

“Dunadan -

You are free to try to create haiku. Just do a search for 'Bushisms'. There's plenty to go around.”

“"I hope to get a sense of, should I be fortunate enough to be the president, how my administration will react to the Middle East."

--Winston Salem, NC
Oct, 12, 2000”

“ya'll move on already, he's in and the people like him. . . . .”

“G.W.Bush.......like a rock, only dumber.”

“oh, ,good come back....”

“Whiner!!!”

“like a rock, only dumber????

Did someone say this? Or is this just something Tom came up with??”

“I think Tom came up with that all by himself. He is a member of the TT gifted and talented class.”

“I'm sure a healthy portion of US residents say it every day...”

“Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of
the Communist Party in China.
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in
the Middle East?”

“Well it's not Abbott and Costello, but it will do.”

“Hey, Abbot!”

“With the new format, it doesn't show Tarpy's name as thread originator?”

“Spock doesn't show on the favorite gun thread either.”

“Same with Buddha Bear on the BCS thread...”

“But BB shows on other threads?!!

TownDawg doesn't show?”

“i think it's just the really old ones that don't show up”