50 things to save the world?????

“1) Bury your car.
2) Become a total vegetarian.
3) Grow your own vegetables.
4) Have your power lines disconnected.
5) Don't have children.
6) Restrict the population of motor vehicles.
7) Don't build cars.
8) Stop building roads.
9) Replace roads with homes, parks, and gardens.
10) Halt weapons production and exports.
11) Stop the sale, distribution, and export of cigarettes.
12) Send an amount of money to Brazil to provide urban
jobs for impoverished workers now forced into the rain forests.
13) Blockade a lumber truck carrying old-growth trees.
14) Spend a month tree-sitting.
15) Try to live, if you can, to within the world average income
($1,250 a year) for 1 month.
16) Cut up your credit cards.
17) Unplug your television.
18) Undertake a Conservation Sabbath:
one day a week without consuming electricity or fuel.
19) Fast a day each week, send the money saved on food to help feed the hungry.
20) Adopt a homeless person.
21) Raise the minimum wage to a survival income.
22) Enact a maximum wage law.
23) Tie politicians' salaries to the average working wage.
24) Replace majority rule with proportional representation.
25) Replace the Electoral College with direct democratic elections.
26) Abolish the CIA and the National Security Act of 1949.
27) Pass a nature amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
28) Oust presidential adviser John Sununu.
29) Plant one new tree every day.
30) Go to jail for something you believe in.
31) Don't own pets.
32) Allow all beef-producing domestic cattle to become extinct.
33) Redirect the military budget to restoration work; convert weapons
factories to peaceful research; retrain soldiers for ecological restoration.
34) Remove US Forest Service from under the Agriculture Department;
place USFS, Bureau of Land Management, Fish & Wildlife Service under the EPA.
35) Consume only products produced within your bioregion.
36) Don't eat anything that comes in a package.
37) Don't buy anything that comes in a box.
38) Require operators & owners of nuclear plants to live within a mile of the site.
39) Mandate federal recycling and institute a refuse tax on solid waste.
40) Pipe polluted water back into the water supplies of the companies that do the polluting.
41) Don't own anything that runs on batteries.
42) Hand over excess packaging to store manager on visits to the grocery.
43) Travel by bus, never by air.
44) Stop using toilet paper and Kleenex; use washable cloth.
45) Extend the life of your wardrobe by learning to make and mend your own clothes.
46) Give money to every single panhandler you meet.
47) Democratize your workplace; start a union or a collective.
48) Learn to farm.
49) Liberate a zoo.
50) Ask your boss if you can take a day off to work on healing the planet ... with pay!
Could you imagine if people started doing this stuff? Number 33 really got me.”

“I'll put myself up for adoption.
....mel???

I like number 38.
Mr Burns?”

“develop a disease that will eradicate 98 % of humanity , so that the planet will have a chance to recover.”

“"I'd like to teach the world to sing ... in perfect harmony...."
That would do it, don'tcha think???”

“Ban Coke and Pepsi, etc”

“correction;make that 99.98% of humanity.”

“develop a disease to rid the planet of environmentalists. They are the real parasitic scum of the earth.

Rewrite #34: Abolish the EPA.”

“BTW, if you couldn't tell, I didn't write those.”

“Do any of you actually live near a nuke plant? I could see one from my street growing up. I watched the non-polluting steam rising to the sky. I also watched the sulfur and mercury laced smoke rise from one of the biggest coal burners in the world. I'm sorry, but I definitely prefer the nukes. Coal burners kill.”

“Develop a disease to waste the minds of right-wing, fascist, neo-nazi, pig-dogs.....hey, wait a minute, they are already all ate up with greed, paranoia, selfishness and jealousy.

under-sexed too”

“You're a Communists, ain't ya!?!”

“That's my guess. Do you happen to favor red?”

“Save our rainforests, for they hold rememdies to illnesses that have been found and that are yet to be found.

Do more research on using marijuana as a use for helping people.”

“Burn Hillary in a rainforest”

“down with the tommunist manifesto!”

“Boom, goes London
Boom, Par-ee!!!

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the BIG one NOW!

If I only had Red Hair
@!P

Ho,ho,Ho Chi Minh
NLF is gonna win!

We will bury you!”

“Save the world???

Why, did we put a deposit on it??”