TT Death Pool

“I hear CMB doesn't stay still long enough for someone to "hit" him. That should increase his odds, Mr. Oddsmaker.”

“lmao! Too funny LyndyS!”

“i see a pissing contest starting again”

“Great, I'm good enough to get banned but not make the death pool. I'm gonna ruin the dam trip! What's it take?”

“Oh sheesh, there is always someone.

Ice Tea once complained that he should be on the list, that he was bad enough to be #2.

We told him that he smelled like #2, if that was any consolation.”

“hay am i on that list????”

“I am not even still when I am sleeping!

8P”

“"i see a pissing contest starting again"

wild flower


It should keep the athlete's foot in check...

%^ )”

“Been awhile since the Death Pool surfaced

Here's a new development!!

The Death Clock

It'll make ya appreciate the remaining seconds of your life!!”

“Monday, February 29, 2072

i'm going to live to be 94?!? horrors.”

“Monday, August 7, 2056....

WTF? One more day and I will live to be 94.....

LMAO.......”

“I'll live to be 86...
and prolly shot by a jealous husband.”

“Tuesday, May 16, 2017”

“What?!! What a crock!

It says I only have 32 more seconds to li”

“I kept putting the same info in and the date kept changing.

74, 84, 94, 0”

“Are you still with us Violin?”

“bwaaahahahaha!

for purposes of comparison:
Death Test #2 ”

“took a lot longer, but more interesting questins.

July 20, 2032
at the age of 73 years old.”

“according to #2, my death is imminent:

January 20, 2051
at the age of 72 years old.

there's a 13% chance i'll die from an alien abduction, and a 6% chance i'll die from auto-erotic asphyxiation. sha-wing!”

“December 26, 2046 on test two. Interesting enough, there is a 10% chance that I will be abducted by an alien.”

“The second one says I'll live to be 69 - two years older than their average.”

“Auto-erotic asphyxiation! Oh yeah!”

“Looks like I'll be around until November of 2030 (82) and then succumb to a heart attack, or cancer.

However, if I work at it, I might go during "Auto-Fallatio."”

“Newgirl, guess it runs in the family. Sorry daughter. :-(”

“Wednesday, April 1, 2045


well I guess the fricken joke will be on me!!”

“August 18, 2044

well the second test is pretty close.

scarrryyy
i guess thats it......”

“May 6, 2020

Can I have another recount? I'd like to make at least 80!”

“Thursday, March 13, 2064!

Wow!

8)

93 years old cool!”

“I see that "corning" didn't make it as a cause of death, so either it's uncommon, or not dangerous.”

“Actually, Geezr, I was refering to Lyra's possible death scenarios. I'm supposed to die at 62, prolly from cancer. Boring!!!

What I did find interesting was of the over 12 million test takers only 496 had participated in "team sex." LOL!”

“March 1, 2034 at 73 years of age, probably due to a heart attack.

There is a slight chance of death to Auto-Fellatio. What the Fukc???”

“I reset the first one to optimistic from normal and now I get Saturday, June 21, 2031.

Shoot, that's 88. Much better!”

“Malinda says it's going to be in about 60 seconds if I don't get out and cut the D@mn grass.

See ya!”

“Wow, Geezr, I thought you were going to say something about Auto-Fellatio and bring Malinda into the ordeal. And then I was going to be all, "Yeck, Dad, keep that stuff to 'yer damn self. Vomit. Overshare!" LOL!”

“Potty Mind!”

“You really have no idea Geo! After all I "corn" my friends.”

“yes, let's not forget the corning!! ;-) and doesn't "auto" mean "self"?? too funny!”

“Okay, I finally looked up a dictionary definition of "corning". Here ya go:

Corn \Corn\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Corned (k?rnd); p. pr. & vb. n. Corning.] 1. To preserve and season with salt in grains; to sprinkle with salt; to cure by salting; now, specifically, to salt slightly in brine or otherwise; as, to corn beef; to corn a tongue.

2. To form into small grains; to granulate; as, to corn gunpowder.

3. To feed with corn or (in Sctland) oats; as, to corn horses. --Jamieson.

4. To render intoxicated; as, ale strong enough to corn one. [Colloq.]”

“So is team sex GOOD or BAD for ya?? And what about corning? I think it should be included.”

“oh yeah and VIOLIN??? Who knew "official TT archivist" was another of your titles? lol”

“The only way to find out for sure is the TT Team Sex Survey. Sign up now.

ME!!”

“It probably depends on whether that's professional or amateur team sex, lizs...”

“Almost 87 years with Liz`s test and 77 years on the other one.”

“I'm not sure Lizs, they brought team sex up under the exercise questions, soooo . . . Good, maybe?!?”

“But they earlier asked about multiple partners and whether or not there was protection. Therefore, I'm just NOT SURE. :-)”

“Perhaps that's the differentiation between professional and amateur?”

“Isn't it about time for the monthly most hated poll?”

“oohh, i hope i'm on it this time. i've never been on the list before!”

“I made the last one for the first time and then I broke my leg. You're welcome to my spot.”