TT Death Pool

“So you're out of the... running?”

“Ha!

Just try it when you choose 'sadistic' from the drop down menu!”

“Morbid bas#^$ds”

“August 8, 2037 at the ripe old age of 81. Both of my grandmothers lived in to their late 90's so I was counting on making it at least to 90.

Cause of death? 17% - electroylsis!! Maybe from taking care of my hairy nipples???”

“Wow.. the second site gives me until December 6, 2004... just a bit over two years. So, ifn ya wanna be in my will, y'all better be good to me!”

“That's better than Clock#1 in sadistic mode (which had my death in 1993). In normal mode, it gave me until 2030.”

“I've been told I will be killed on July 15, 2007.

I think the best thing about knowing when you're going to die, is that you don't have to worry about anything 'til then. I can go do crazy things, have wild adventures, dive off of buildings, ya know, the fun stuff, and i don't have to worry, 'cause i know when i'm gonna die. :)”

“Jeez, I hope that isn't so, and if it is, I hope it's painless and on the trail.”

“Let's see... that's a Sunday...”

“Was the person telling you this selling life insurance by any chance?”

“hay didn't Burt Rynolds do a movie like that?
thinking he was going to die and had Dom Dela(somehting) try and kill him.
it was a fun movie”

“Did they mention a 'brain cloud'?”

“at the ripe old age of 100, said, "if I had known I was gonna live this long, I woulda took better care of myself"!!!
Why not put it into our neanderthal skulls that if we live in moderation with lots of excercise (hiking), we can enjoy those twilight years in relatively good health. Such as characters like Ansel Adams and Colin Fletcher.
(Just my dos centavos here)”

“There's no such thing as "death", only transformation.”

“Yes.

It may be a transformation into worm food, but wadda ya want for nothing?”

“Hey folks, if I die first, who wants my Eureka Tetragon 5? Gear Slut? Anyone?”

“Shouldn't you ask kleetn before giving away his gear?”

“Who wants my Eureka vaccuum?”

“No, Bit. I have fiduciary and material control today.”

“This is all John's fault...



The 200-Year-Old Alcoholic

Chorus:
Oooooooh...
It's never to late to start livin'
To get out and have some fun
The sun will just as shiny in the mornin'
As the first day the world begun.

When I was eighty I started smokin'
Took to drinking at eighty five
At ninety I started courtin'
Thanked God I was alive!
Ninety five saw me in business
Determined to rake in a pile
At a hundred I made my first million, ("whoopee!")
And I started livin' in style

(Chorus)

Well I moved to an uptown penthouse
Used fifties to light my cigars
Developed a taste for fine champagne
Drove fast I-talian cars...
But the doctor he give me a warnin'
And a lecture on right and wrong
If I didn't give up my sinful ways
I couldn't live very long
But I said to him...

(Chorus)

("It gets kinda sad from here on in")

Now I'm a two-hundred-year-old alcoholic
And the nicotine's caught up on me
But worst of all, in this mornin's mail
Got a suit for paternity
Now I'm not really unhappy
'Cause maybe I'll have me a son
And his mornings will be just as shiny
As the first day the world begun.

(BIG Chorus)

Liam: "Sing like you mean it"

(REALLY Big Chorus)




From an unknown friend of Liam Clancy from Boone, NC,
("with the EXplosive 'B'").

"The 200-Year-Old Alcoholic"
"The Makem And Clancy Concert"
(Shanachie 52003)”

“i know THAT my body is gonna die...WHEN makes no diff to me....
so...going to do wild and crazy things , live and love well and have fun every second till it does.........then, say bubbye....thanks for havin me at this party and as artex said~~~~~~~~~~~~~~transform~~~~~~jai~~”

“New Revised Odds!
Stikmon - 3:1”

“UU
1:25”

“Laqtis = 1:1

I'm starting my home projects today :)”

“Packman - 2:1
Snafu - 100:1
Bitpusher - 30:1
Mapleleaf - 4:1
Treebeard - 4.5:1
Tilt - 25:1
Carcampindude - 2:1
2Scoops - 23:1
CrazyMike - 1:1
Buddy Epson - 1:2”

“chili, in light of recent comments, and the fact that you are all but hitched - 1.5:1”

“ok, whats a death pool?


and does that mean BB wants in dead in a pool?”

“TwinkleToes 2:1--stress related heart attack”

“The TT death pool are the odds that one of our fellow TT'rs, or anyone famous, might meet an untimely death for whatever reasons. I'm using the Jimmy the Greek Method to calculate the odds. For example, because Stikmon is hiking alone in Colorado, he has an elevated risk, therefore, greater odds. Anybody who is married is at greater risk, or anybody that says bad stuff about me is at greater risk.”

“Stickman Walking 2:1 (horrible trekking pole beating given by Twinkle Toes for smarty pants comments) ;)

uh...I wonder what this funny tingling sensation is in my shoulder and arm....hmmmm”

“Thanks BB, at least I made one list.”

“Haha, I knew I would draw you out!”

“Twinkle Toes 2:1......camping alone in sub-freezing weather with no experience.......or gaiters.”

“ok, so how do you think im going to die?



(remeber that little word called REVENGE)

HAHA”

“. .
'
-X-”

“Heeeeeyyyyyy! That's all in the past now guys. LOL!!

Sheesh - on e little incident with near frostbite and ya never live it down. Dang.”

“Geo 1:1.2 - Twinkie Overdose.”

“Mapleleaf 2:1; Freakish kayaking incident involving Brian, some flying squirrels driven mad by windmills, a wizard, and headphone cords.”

“geez, get trapped in your sleeping back once and no one ever forgets.

LOL twinks.”

“Artex 2:1; freakish incident involving a dinner of beans and a mummy bag closed too tightly around his face...”

“Hey I made the list again!


8)”

“Mike, everybody makes the list, some just get better odds!”

“Carzy Mike 1:1; freakish incident involving cigars, Stephen Hawkins, and flying pink elephants...”

“That is a good one Twinkle.It just so happens I just got some new Stephen Hawking stuff and some new cigars!

8)”

“no way! I hear Twilight Zone music...quick...gotta go!”

“HPM on his Sierra trip with accident prone friends: 5:1”

“Corporal Nasty 1:1

NEED I SAY MORE?!?!

lol!!!”

“I bet $1000 on myself !!! I will be rich!!!”

“when do you collect?
before or after?”

“BC or AD ?”