TT Death Pool

“Post your picks here!

- ThinAir”

“Why not?

- ThinAir”

“-me”

“lol rad! Great odds on that pick too!”

“I dont' get it....”

“Oh....you have to say when?!?”

“Nope, after the first person expires, the contest is over, and then the prizes wil be awarded to the winners.”

“unless i'm the winner.

how will i collect, eh?”

“What's the prize?”

“Tarpie........ a natural!”

“Or....... do I have to pick the specific name when it happens??? MUCH TOUGHER!!!!!!!!”

“The Grand Prize is..... A signed picture of the late Bonnie Lee Blakely.

Rad - your next of kin would receive the prize, or you could will it to another TT'r”

“Jimmy the Greek Odds:
Tarp Rat - 2:1
Thin Air - 4:1
Hiking Bear - 10:1
bacpac - 15:1
Radagast - 15:1
Tom Terrific - 16:1
Ski Racer - 20:1
Joy - 20:1
lizs - 25:1
kleetn - 30:1
reformed lurker 30:1
Pedxing - 40:1
flyguy6x - 69:1
walkin dude - 50:1
ken - 50:1
gojo - 50:1
mtn gal - 100:1
maryphl - 100:1
buddur - 100:1
violin - 1000:1”

“oh yeah, THAT's worth DYING for!”

“If I go down, I'm taking all of you with me!

MOOOOOHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA”

“hey Hikin Bear, I woulda figured I'd be a regular enough poster to get odds! hmmph!”

“sorry pisahforest, I knew I forgot some people.
Pisgahforest - 25:1”

“Has Jimmy the Greek read Tarpy's posts? Only 2:1?

I feel pretty safe but what were all those cars with Utah plates doing circling around my block last night?”

“Violin's revised odds.
Violin - 3:1”

“That's one fast modem you've got there bear.”

“I'm fine as long as I stay the hell out of Idaho.”

“How did I get such crappy odds? I thought we established that everyone liked me.

tehipite said he can't forgive me, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like me.”

“Why is everybody pickin on me (southern accent)”

“Easy, TA. You are a lot closer to the noose than I am.”

“If Tarp Rat keeps riding that bicycle in Montgomery County he could go first, even for such a young dude.”

“bacpac - your odds aren't soo good because you live in Arkansas, no offense.

And ThinAir, you just seem like the kind of kid that would piss some big guy at a bar off, and he'd break your neck, no offense.

I gave myself 10:1 because I figue one of you TT'rs might find me, and come after me Soprano style.

Late.”

“How's that?
Would they make a "soprano" out of you?”

“Oh, I can help all of you out, I plan on living no longer than age 34.

34 has that whole Jesus, Bob Marley, Jim Morrison feel to it. Although the Buddha was just attaining enlightenment at that age, but oh well.

All I want to do before I am 34 is hike the AT, and have sex with two hot lesbo's, then I am going to go somewhere secluded, and pretty, and sit under a tree meditating, naked with no food or water, and just slowly disolve into the ground, and become food for the trees and the gods.

No reborth for me suckers!

”

“Rebirth!”

“Too hot lesboze!”

“You're a freak, Tarpie. And I mena that in a good way.”

“You are my hero Tarpy!”

“Thanks,

But I do not exist, and your attachment to my heroism will only cause you suffering.

It is best that you meditate on my impermanence rather then attaching yourself to this moment that has already passed.”

“So,
Tarpy is a Smurf in drag.”

“Tarpy Buddha, is this the year of the Rat, or the year of the Bear?”

“Hallelujah, the king is dead. He said
" Love was the knife "
And now he'll dream some magic queen might try and save his life

They say his famous final words
Came from the heart of the man
He made his bed on love denied
He played Jeckyll and Hyde till the day he died

Too late for the young gun
To lead a simple life
Too late for the young gun

This is the year of the knife

See the mountains crumble
Feel the fire go cold
Summer will turn to winter
Love will turn to stone

They say his famous final words
Came from the heart of man
I made his bed on love denied
Now I ain't gonna sleep tonight

Too late for the young gun
To lead a simple life
Too late for the young gun

This is the year of the knife”

“jim morrison died when he was only 27.”

“Yep!”

“27, 34. Same difference, grasshopper.”

“It's the same groovy "Vibe" man!”

“I'm not a gambler so I'll go with a sure thing and put 50% on Tarp Rat and 50% on bacpac.”

“Who wrote, I hope I die before I get older.”

“The Who said it.

Man, Bear, you left out Ice Tea and he lives on a toxic waste site in NJ, right next door to Tony Soprano.”

“Dunadan - 50:1
Ice Tea - 4:1”

“Dun, that wasn't a question.”

“You're right, bacpac, now I'm embarassed! I should have died before I got senile.”

“It isn't whether the fish are biting, it is how you well you present the bait.

If it wasn't Dun it would have been someone else.”

“You are certainly the master baiter, bacpac. Congrats!!”

“*Dough*!?!

Give BOB a hug for me will ya lizs?”

“Hmmmm, I got left out of that too, I guess I`m not worth killin`.”