unwanted romance

“Hey how do you politly tell someone who answered your personal ad that you know there's no chance? She's not what I'm looking for and I'm pretty sure I not for her either.”

“Don't respond/reply back!

Wait till you meet someone in person...THEN you'll be surprised!”

“well she's Iming me but she's gone now, internet dating is getting on my nerves”

“"I wish they all could be virtual girls".
-Beach Boys”

“No I wish I could get real girls to show an interest.”

“Gather the courage and start introducing yourself. It's difficult, but it works.”

“Well, not always. I'm a lesbian so I have the trouble of not knowing whether they are gay too. That can make it near impossible to approach any one.”

“null”

“I thought the line in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" would work well. The first thing this woman asks the other is "Are you a lesbian?"
Ever try that? Honesty is the best policy.”

“null”

“hmmm, seem a bit cliched but that this point why not?”

“Tarnneth, Something is not right here. Every gay woman & man that I've ever known always has radar for spotting other gay people. Is your radar down or what?”

“It is not radar, it is Gaydar.”

“Aren't there boocoo's of bars out there for that kinda specific interest Tarnneth?

Altho this is on-topic, it's not very colorful for the heterosexually impaired. When we were in Phoenix my wife passed a bar driving to work every day that had a big iron manhole welded above the door. The name of this place was THE MANHOLE. Cracked us up every time we drove by.”

“Just be nice, sooner or later the right person will fall for you and you for them. You may get burned a few times, but that's the name of the game.”

“Welcome to TT newgirl, not seen ya on before.”

“One of my buddies from work was into Internet dating for a while. We'd give him sh#t by calling his girlfriends Jennifer.com, Cathy.com, etc., etc.”

“Naked ape, Heterosexuality is an impairment?

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I think tamneth woke up one day and said, "Life is too easy." I want to be a Vegan and a Lesbian. To further complicate my social life I will try dating strangers on the internet. Not tough enough! I will seek advice from a web site comprised of conservative thinking individuals who will surely be critical of my life choices.

Sleeping with rattlesnakes must be getting near the top of her list.”

“Conservative thinking individuals? kennnn, oh keeennnn? Tom T, helloooo?”

“Oh sure we have our share of wackos, but clearly the majority are conservatives.”

“Your post was funny, bacpac, but you have to give tarnneth credit for being strong, brave, honest and true to herself.”

“No, I don't.”

“I am also on the hunt, although I am not hunting very hard yet, any outdoorsie single women?”

“Lobo, maybe you could have some of Tarnneth's left overs, lol. Only kidding, put down the knife!”

“Hey, I resemble that.

Just to prove how wacko I am, I'm going on a bike ride, even though it's Too Damn Hot.”

“"Oh sure we have our share of wackos, but clearly the majority are
conservatives."

And got our share of wacko wild reactionaries who call themselves "conservative."”

“Hey Lobo, I'm casually looking too, but all I seem to be attracting are men 10+ years younger than me..interested in tatoos and sex..sheesh!

Where does a single woman in her late 30's find a decent man to go backpacking with??”

“Joyce -

Where are you when I need you?? LOL”

“Tarneth, perhaps mentioning that you are GAY would help to get responses from folks who are the like...”

“TXWoodswoman, Have you met Big Foot? He lives in Southern Arkansas and is currently available. He seems mature. I live in Northern Arkansas 45 years old, but I pretty much act like a 15 year old.”

“TXWoodswoman,come to Carolina,I'm decent,male 38,single and not interested in tattoos or sex(too much)LOL!”

“Hey,TXWoodswoman, what do you need me for?! Looks like you're doing ok here. Just send the ones that don't work out to Ky. LOL”

“bacpac - thanks for the pointers..but are you referring to bigfoot the imaginary being or the screen name of someone on here??

I can deal with 15 y/o's as long as you are self sufficient..lol”

“Thanks Bacpac,.....but I`m not ready for anything like that just yet. You can`t love someone for almost thirty years and just turn it off like a light switch, or I can`t anyway.

TXWoodswoman, you sound mighty sweet and it`ll be a lucky man indeed that finds your eyes on him and only him. I wish you all the luck in the world in what ever it is you do.

Now, Bacpac would be a good one for you alright,...LOL”

“What did you say Big Foot, bacpac would be good for one night? Oh, I see now, my mistake, lol.”

“You`re just trying to get me into trouble aren`t you LH...LOL”

“Look like this forum needs a matchmaker segment.”

“Look like this forum needs a matchmaker segment.”

“Big Foot, you and me, we always try to do the right thing, we need to get in trouble every now and again, lol.”

“the thread title is wrong here......should be Wanted Romance"
txwoodswoman....lol....I asked myself that (where does one find a decent man to go hiking with)...in my thirties,..never found such a thing....then i asked myself that in my forties.......so now, in my 50's i quit asking that question.....but i think the chances are slim online
I think if you are seeking....that which you seek will be on the trail.....it is much better just to find a trip and group in your area and go! you meet lots of very cool decent people and who knows one of em might be a single guy that you enjoy the experience with.....
I have met nothing but decent men and women on these backpacking trips.....granted they are mostly young and attached......but, what i seek these days are people to share the trail and good times with anyway..........ya never know what is in store along the path....”

“i might be young...

and attached...

but NO ONE calls ME decent! haRUMph!”

“dito!”

“yeah! what dude said!”

“ok...ok....excluding you two BAD boys....
sheesh.....

ok dude i will not refer to you as " decent" any more if you will stop referring to me as a "groovy chic" ...
i am no chicken!

I love you two misfits!”

“groovy, babe.”

“What is Rad doing working on the Holiday?”

“picking up some premium pay, yo!”

“ooooooh, ha ha.

i get it.

i'm busted, yo!”

“why don`t things work like they`re supposed to
I wanted only for love and have it be true
to have the other one do what they say
and us be in love for ever and a day
but things seldom, or never turn out like they seem
I was madly in love with her and her with a dream
something borrowed, something blue, something old and something new
I meant the words I said then and now, my love, I`ll always love you”

“hey, mister. don't be getting fresh with me.”