unwanted romance

“Alright OM. You got a deal. Can I still call ya groovy? :@)”

“Sorry there Rad, I just can`t help myself......”

“dude man....i got no grooves either ......heh...”

“How about hip? Your pretty hip in my book.”

“MMmmmmmmmmm, lesbians!”

“Already have the tatoo and sex well it comes and go's”

“tarnneth, don't look so hard. Seems to me that if it's meant to happen, it happens.

Well raddy and dude, the two of you have managed once again to make me spit coffee out my nose. "Decent" indeed. LOL!”

“Is it all a quirk of fate, or a game of chance
or, can we know our true love at just a glance
you`ll look into each of `em`s eyes and this much is true
as you search for the face of your love, could this be you
is it something in the genes, or just the pants
that we are led into yet another unwanted romance”

“"..one word, that's all it took..somthing in your voice caused me to turn my head.

your smile, just captured me.

you were in my heart as far as I could see

and I don't know how it happened, but it happens still

you ask me if i love you, if I always will, well ...

you had me from hello..I felt love start to grow

the moment that I looked into your eyes..you had me from hello.."”

“I saw that movie!”

“Sorry Pamster.
Wait till Blood Mountain and we'll see if we can make your beer come out your nose.”

“damned beer wasters.”

“You could always position yourself under Pamster's nose and catch the beer, Raddy.”

“ewwwww, that's gross kleetyface. LOL!

walkingdude, gojo made wine come out of my nose one time. I gave him and ghost a chardonay shower.”

“You people should be locked up!”

“This is the kind of material I need for a good biography. What other interesting things can you do with your nose?”

“Sarabelle oughta be stickin her nose in here any minute. BOL”

“bacpac..what movie would taht be? Those are the words to a Kenny Chesney song, btw..”

“So Pamster
Is that what you consider party gags or is that just an involuntary thang?”

“Maybe it was a video, I saw.”

“THe nother day, I sniffin my butt, and my butt was stinky, then the nother day afder that day I was sniffin my butt and it was a stinky butt, and then the nother day afder that....”

“I saw a guy on the Stern show blow smoke out his eyes.
(Has nothing to do with unwanted romances, but what the heck)”

“It was tarpy flyguy6x,admit it!”

“I doubt it. Don't think Tarp Rat would waste any smoke by exhaling it.”

“Interesting thread... TX, I think you got it right. Then again...

lightening could strike...”

“Tarnneth,
My advice to you... Take her home... Slam into it like that's no tomorrow. Don't call or write to her ever, unless you only want a booty call... You'll be getting the pipes cleaned, you'll be relaxed and a cute girl will not smell how completely desperate you are and run off. You may actually be able to tell her your name and give her your parents phone number. Most likely if you're having this kind of issue, you're still living at home. If this doesn't work for you, then it's time to turn in your "Guy Card" (you have on don't you?) and pick up a used but working Gaydar?.”