WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT BACKPACK ING!

“I am sick of this never ending debate over gear. my gear is better then yours, my gear has this, my gear has that. Take you gear and shove it up you stupid redneck backpacking asses, and go to hell while you're at it, YOU STUPID FREAKIN DICK MUNCHING CRACK BABIES!!!!!”

“GOD DAMN IT TO !$%&ING HELL, YOU MOTHER !$%&ING IDIOT FACED SNOT ASS BITCHES!”

“Hey Tarpie! You STILL at work? Beautiful day, eh?”

“EAT !$%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Sorry, I had to let it all out, nothing personal!”

“I haven't heard that kind of language since the "labor room."”

“Really weird!”

“Really weird!”

“Move along, move along. There's nothing to see here.”

“Hey Tarpie,if you can't stand the heat get the hell out of the kitchen.I have been around a couple of weeks and it is clear that you,and a few others think that this your personel site to abuse others and basically show your ass.GET A LIFE.”

“TT Death Pool Odds Special Update........

Tarp Rat - 1:5”

“Tarpie...who loves ya baybeeee? Hmmmmm? WE DO!!!


















p.s. TNF equipment sucks!”

“Mr. RatRat,
I think that mebbe you need the good butt snifin!
It wood be like the goooooood emena!”

“So I wanna know when you cheap bastards are gonna cough up the dough you owe me for accurately predicting Tarpy's melt down?”

“Tarpy...tell me, have you seen the new pocket rocket
from MSR??????”

“Yo Tarpmouse
What kinda pack do you like? Kelty I bet. Right?”

“Check those meds tarpy!”

“bacpac, the prize is Tarpie. He needs a father figure. He'll be arriving via UPS second day air.”

“Ken, be sure to pack his meds!”

“Wind Walker,

I have seen the MSR Pocket Rocket!


Walkindude,

I use an Osprey Pack


Bacpac,

The meds are the prob, a little to much morphine the other night. I was itching and ready to puke all day yesterday, much better today thanks!”

“What a fitting end to National
Mental Health Month!”

“Everybody elses gear, I'm must say, is better than yours Mr.Tarpy...'cause their gear gets used!”

“Let's start a pool on Tarpy's meltdown.”

“I'll take yesterday at 5:58:45 PM.”

“Everybody BACK OFF!!!




I love a good rant.”

“and I like a good Rave!”

“Would a gift certificate to Baskin Robbins or Krispy Kream donuts help Tarp Rat?”

“Yes it would :)”

“Is this the new leaf you turned over tarpster? Poison Ivy leaf?”

“ARC ARC ARC

I am a doggy!”

“I think Tarp Rat is nice.. he just needs a little understanding and sweets”

“No, he needs a poison ivy enema.”

“He's the Tarp Ratiest!”

“Tarpie is like a son to me.

You know the son you wish you never had.”

“Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.”

“is that a trip report?”

“LMAO @ Wind Walker. You fit in perfectly with the tt crowd, lol.”

“Tarpie does more hiking than many of us including me.”

“Squeal like a rat!”

“I don't give a rat's @ss.”

“Actually I haven't backpacked since the winter. I bike all the time on local trails. I don't have a car, so it's a little hard to get anywhere. I just bought a motorcycle though, so now at least I can get out on day hikes and stuff.”

“take a hike!”

“1. Suffering exists
2. Suffering arises from attachment to desires
3. Suffering ceases when attachment to desire ceases
4. Freedom from suffering is possible by practicing the Eightfold Path”

“I like to eat salads so I do.”

“Very good! clap clap!”

“Kleetn,

Does your computer exist after you are gone?”

“mine falls and then screams.”

“How can an illusion be said to 'exist'?”

“Clap??? Stay away from me...”