Brand Spankin' New Wife Swappin thread

“OK, who wants to start the bidding?

I don't got a wife so can't be first.”

“My wife. Think I'll keep her.”

“i'll trade my wife for a nice kegerator.”

“"ouch!"

"sorry, honey! it was just a joke!!!"

"no! no! don't torch the backpack! argghh!!!!"”

“I'm gonna keep Mrs. Rabbit.”

“I got a used Gregory Reality for my wife.












Best trade I ever made.”

“kleetn - What's that story again?”

“."



A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:

"Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."”

“You guys are just hilarious.”

“I don't have a wife.”

“What if you're bisexual and want to unload a husband and a wife? (hehehe)”

“She's on the block. DO WE HAVE AN OPENING BID?”

“newgirl, don't start that Mormon bashing. I think we had quite enough of it last week!”

“No spanking New Wife allowed.”

“Some wives like that...”

“Couldn't I just RENT one?”

“Flyguy6x, I'm not sure Mormons are big on bisexual anything. Maybe if you're a Mormon husband who happens to have a wife or two in the mix that wants to mix, I think that might be different. HeHeHe!”

“You hear that, mtn gal?”

“rent to own, Obi? or a lease agreement? or a one-time rental? could get complicated, methinks.”

“Hey, it's not a good time for y'all to start on the bisexual thing.

(newgirl, see pisgah's continuing love adventures)”

“My girlfriend was responsible for me not being able to go to Blood Mountain this weekend.
If this continues to happen, I'll put her up for sell or trade!”

“You can't ask for more (to take her away) than she's bleedin' me dry for, anyways.”

“I think it's time I give Tim McGraw a call.”

“WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.”

“LMAO!”